What is it with Sackville drivers? Is it a “Sackville” law that you have to be 3 fucking inches from the bumper of the driver in front of you at all times? Or, if you’re in a 50 zone, does that mean 120? I know, I know, you’re all in such a damn rush to get home and feed the pigs but, there are “other” people on the friggin road ya know, that would like to obey the law. You will get there on time, relax. Or better yet, pull out and pass me on the solid line so you can get a whole fucking car ahead of me. To think I wonder why the majority of accidents and broken laws on the news are people from Sackville.
Anyone who does not live in Sackville… if you need to come here, drive a tank! —Where did you get your licence? Out of a Wheaties box?
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
“To think I wonder why the majority of accidents and broken laws on the news are people from Sackville”. What paper are you reading you F’n twit! What road were you on? And did the person cross a solid line and pass you? Also I don’t know one person from Sackville who has a pig…or any other non-household animal for that matter. Next time you need to buy a used car go somewhere else!! 🙂
like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-MKdRwhHs
Honestly i would love to drive a tank around sackville.
I got my license out of a box of condoms.
what do you care if people are passing you? I admit riding your ass is annoying as hell… especially in a small car when you have RTards like sebastian in his SUV with his highbeams on blinding you.
Drive the limit and when the accident happens, you likely won’t be in the wrong.
HA. I’m betting sebastard drives a late model suburban.
It’s Sackville FFS! The bus to Sackville is called the 80 for a reason as you are transported back to the 80’s ~ ever notice the hairspray on those peeps from out that way?
My guess is that Sabastard drives a Saturn VUE which shouldn’t even be classified as an SUV. But always calls it his “SUV” cause it sounds better then saying “My Saturn”.
Don’ tease me Koda…I would love to go back to the eighties just to see all those hideous people (who are considered babes) :)! I’m addicted to 21 Jump Street lately and can’t seem to understand how such a time existed not really that long ago. I’m secretly happy the 80s are making their way back into fashion :).
Fuck off Koda…go back to your gluten free bread! xo
(and I don’t use hairspray!)
Melectric…when I’m not pregnant or fat at the end of the summer I’ll dress all 80’s and go to Retro night with you at the old Marquee.
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hmmm, now who was it that was panting and fawning over Travolta????
who was that again?
I would love to do retro night! i never seem to be in town for them. My friends have gone a couple of times and they have a blast. 🙂 Sign me up too, RC!
Hay RC — a friend of mine delivered the sunday before this past and lost over 27lbs in a week! Only 10lbs higher than her pre preg weight 🙂
… oh Bag Town… how I miss thee (yes I lived there when I was a kid. stfu all of yous I lived in a nice neighbourhood!)
Ralmn – I went twice, 2 summers ago…and it was by far one of the best night’s ever downtown…people do get all retro dressed and the music is awesome.
PK – I’m thinking I’ll probably gain a total of 35 – hopefully no more – I lost 23 1 week after my first little guy was born… and I can take 10 off pretty quickly. so crossing my fingers.
Sackville = Titville.
As in there are many tits?
Yesssss retro night is ma shittt! I actually have like several different outfits JUST for retro nights @ the Paragon….or that’s just what I tell people they’re for :)! It’s like, the more hideous you make yourself the more 80s you are :D. I even do the one side of my face with a ton of blush and dangly earring, and nusssin on the other side :D. Although blush nowadays blends too well (hah) and I have to put eye shadow on as well to make it a deeper pink! Retro nights are usually the first Saturday of the month and you could totally go to one even though you’re preggers RC, you can just be Spike :). I’ll be the gal dancing horrible by myself to Dancing with Myself ;D
Titville? I was thinking Scrotumville.
no, it is not a law, just douchebaggery 101 taking over.
lol Melectric. It’s not that I can’t go out because I’m preggers….it’s that pregnant woman have a zero tolerance level for drunk people. So I avoid them at all costs so that I can still remain calm and friends with them 🙂
They have them every weekend in the summer months …so I’m good for mid August for sure!!
I don’t get it. I am not out there often but it seems every time I do go through Sackville I see police men with those guns to check your speed. So I don’t know how people feel safe speeding.
A person in my family whom I don’t get along with was speeding through Sackville and got a $400 fine. I call that karma.
it’s a crackerjack box op
Orgasmatron: yes; however, upon reflection I was a tad harsh. There are lots of tits on the road in Sackville but so far not insufferable.
Halifax proper has descended past titville and is rapidly approaching clusterfuck city… used to be the shoe was on the other foot. Those were the days my friend,…
Isn’t Sackville where all those supped up Neons and Sunfires come from? lol
I was wondering about my sudden repulsion at the smell of beer, along with my suddenly perky swollen breasts. This time I can honestly say I knew from the day after conception…and I just did a test this am and it’s positive! Yay, I’m pregnant! I didn’t think it would happen after having surgery for severe endometriosis and yet I’m pregnant after the first month of trying!! Yippeeee!
Congrats Z
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Congrats, Z 🙂
Thanks guys! 🙂
Congrats Z. I had the same problem with the endometriosis and getting preggers thing. Took me 2 months.
RC & Z: your pregnancy stories make my day. Hopefully, when it comes time to conceive, I’ll have as much luck as you guys 🙂
You’re both very lucky ladies!
I thought you were dead against kids? It was my handsome little man that changed your mind eh?? lol He’s pretty awesome! Most kids are!!
Of COURSE! He’s a dashing young fellow! (and he’s going to be a heart breaker one day, so wat
Nooo not at all 🙂 I love kiddies! I want at least one. I’d love a little girl, but boys are sweethearts too!
I’m just sad I don’t HAVE one NOW and won’t have one for a while. I’m a mommy without kids 🙁
*so just wait until he hits his teen years (sorry, got interrupted and pressed post befroe I could read it over :P)
Pretty Kitty, it will happen for you and I’d be willing to bet you’ll make a really nice mom.
Reachick, how old is your little boy? Mine is 2 and a half. He’s such a happy little guy and was since birth. I’d be happy with another boy; don’t care either way but I’ll still find out ahead of time. 🙂 funny about endometriosis bc I know 4 people who were told by doctors it would likely not happen for them and they’re all moms now. One of them became a mom ( twins) at 43, and her babies are healthy!
Thanks, Z!
I used to be set on having a little girl, but after seeing some of the little guys my friends have had I’ll be 110% happy with a boy or a girl 🙂 I just want my kid(s) to be healthy. But if, heaven forbid, they’re not, I’ll love them just the same 🙂
There are some babies who are just happy little campers. I met one of my oldest friends’ sisters’ 8 month old this weekend and he’s just the happiest little guy on earth. Such a looker too! And I met another friends’ 4 month old and she’s content just to lay on a blanket on the floor playing with her toes.
Meanwhile, another friend had what we call “rage baby”….rage baby is very ragefull. He never stops screaming and never sleeps. Though, I think it’s because he’s not getting enough to eat, but I tend to keep my trap shut about other peoples’ kids. It’s best that way.
PK you’ll be a great mom!
Z..My little man turned 4 on Sunday…I’m due with little man #2 on June 3. he’s really excited about having a brother. He’s awesome…always happy….I’m a little afraid baby boy #2 will be a handful cause my first was so easy (except for sleeping…he’s still not the best sleeper..but sleeps through most nights).