To the woman in the fancy SUV at the intersection of Oxford and Quinpool. I saw you cut out of traffic and pull ahead of everyone else into the left turn lane, expecting to go straight, after the rest of us had all gotten stuck behind the bus. I saw your orange, diamond clad, bohemian barbie daughter point at me as our cars stood side by side, her self-righteous attitude oozing out the window. I saw her lips mouth the words “she’s gonna try to pass you” as her beady-blue fake contact lens met my glare. And finally, I saw your stupid car in my rearview mirror, eatin’ my dust. Bitches. —2001 Altima
This article appears in Mar 29 – Apr 4, 2012.
I bet they watch Toddlers in Tiaras
A friend of mine brought a cel phone jammer to work last summer… it worked .
Drove some people nuts they couldn’t get a signal.
While it is a contraversial & possibly illegal to use it to jam peoples signals. What if you nevfer told anyone.
WHat if you just happened to have it turned on in your pocket while you were teaching ?
HA! This made my day, OP! YEAH!
was that you o.p., that was one of the harem that you be fuckin with. she told me about this, and caught you on camera. she took the ak-47, and said she was going to make an example out of you. just fucking with you guys, but it could happen, easily.
you folks get all wonky if you get locked in traffic, big fucking deal if someone should get 2 cars ahead of you. shut the fuck up, and suck it the fuck up. if you would have done that to me, then you would have me on your ass all the way to hell, til i caught up with you.
Quinpool, 2001 Altima (auto, amirite?), and woman? This must be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Please be grateful you don’t live in Manhattan, Montreal, or Madrid… You’d commit suicide within the first five seconds.
You must forgive them young grasshopper, they drive SUVs.
There is no left turn lane at Oxford + Quinpool. If she pulled into the left hand lane in order to go straight it was a valid move and you were a douche for taking it personally and flooring it at such a busy intersection.
doubtful is correct, there are two lanes but the left one is not a designated left turn. people be crazy in their cars
Sweet moves, ob- F them orange bitches! They can suck your tailpipe!
The line ‘as her beady-blue fake contact lens met my glare’ cracked me up – hey, OP, how did you know they were fake? Did you pull them off and slap ’em back in?
the ob should give up their day job, they obviously have super hero powers
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/Popula…
haha, my brother ordered lots of stuff from the backs of comics. a 1000 army men was a favourite
I always wanted this baby:
http://www.michaelchuck.com/images/04-05-1…
But, thankfully, I never got sucked into selling “Grit”
http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/co…
Finally a bitch that wasn’t lame or boring or flaccid.
Biscuit, YOUR responses are lame, boring and flaccid…
You should see the pieces of work that gun by me on the highway just in order to get in front of me to take the offramp (of which I’m taking). What the fuck is wrong by staying behind me and doing the speed limit?
Lorenzo Music thinks otherwise, Meaty.