Dear asshole at Long Lake:

I love dogs. You love dogs. What I don’t like is when your 3 big black dogs that you’ve taken for a dip overrun me and my friends, get our shit soaked and EAT OUR FOOD. This could have been made at least a little easier for us had you apologized (since you were watching it happen). But no, sadly, you’re just an asshole. —Gonna put a leash on you

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  1. What the—? Are you serious? I would be so embarrassed. I own two goofy mutts myself, but I would have at least offered to pay for the food. I admit, getting you soaked would have kinda made me laugh (sorry).

  2. it would be easier for me if the bipeds did that, then you could beat/kick/yell at them. i would have laughed

  3. Splashing water, fine. Eating someone else’s food…wow. I train my CATS not to beg for their owner’s food.

  4. That’s what you get for leaving your food unwrapped and in the open. Of course I would have apologized if my dogs had eaten it, but would you have accepted it? I’d say not. So to prevent this from happening again, invest in some sort of food storage container or cooler to keep it in. Simple huh?

  5. Yeah right, its ‘their fault’. Next time pepper spray those fuckers and if the owner has a problem refer them to their local Department of Natural Resources Officer who will then slip them a $135 fine x’s 3. Asshole.

  6. I like the “dog whistle” app available on iTunes. Get it, and play it loud at the beach. People don’t hear it, but the dogs go insane, then the owners grab their dogs and leave. Clears them out fast.

  7. hey seb, while you’re at it, there’s also a pitch that kids can hear that adults can’t.
    is there an app for that?

    Run all the kids out of the beach and enjoy in paradise.

    and if they don’t find it annoying, cycle cuss words over it until they get in trouble and are forced to leave.

  8. dogs should be on a leash in every square inch of the province unless off-leash designation or your own fenced in property…ignorant fuck doesnt deserve to own those dogs..

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