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Please, please, please do not open the airplane door as we are landing. It is bad enough we are on a cargo flight full of onions. What would those onions have to say?
It was the onions that made me cry. I swear. —L’il ‘effer keeps me company.
This article appears in Jul 15-21, 2010.
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That’s what you get for booking a flight on the Spruce Moose. Chaos and onions, I believe, were Howard Hughes’ final words after he threw his shoebox slippers at the screaming meemees under his hospital bed.
now why the hell wouldn’t you open the door? jesus, you have to have fresh cool air somehow, right? and of course the onions wouldn’t help either, scuse me folks, think i’m gonna cry, just thinking about who will save the little onion children.
am i stupid? i not be capiceing this bitch at all onions (layers) ? nope got nothing here 🙂
Is this an attempt at Sock Puppet fame?
Well, I had read something in the news… but the onions confuse me.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/100707/…
Dunno. Seems a little cracked to me…
Just relocate the offending passengers to the ejection seat….Row 34, Seat G.
“Is this an attempt at Sock Puppet fame?”
I was thinking exactly the same thing Cranky.
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“Work Down There, Without A Care – Aaaaah CUNNIMINTS!”
God I miss Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, Captain Tennille and Guy Ledouche and the rest of the MXC gang
they are all alive and well on you boobtube ivan. i was showing a firend the other day, as we were watching wipeout, which is good in itself. but not as funny with dubbed in words.
Couldn’t agree with you more Lifey. I’ve heard that the orignal “Takeshi’s Castle” is way more sadistic than the clips we get to see.
cunnimints! why ivan i think you have created a new market…for the hard to buy for, man on your list. from oral sex to the office, fresh breath is a must for your busy lifestyle^^^
Tee-hee. I was wracking my brains to figure out the most obscure bitch in a long while and my inner 13 year old took over. >; 0
I was watching MXC just the other day…
how many times did they re-use the name babaganoush ?
at least once per season…
Once per episode, I’d say.