Crikey guys! How hard is it to respond to an invitation? I invite you to a house warming party and all I want to know is how many people are coming. Simple. Why? So I can feed you! Make sure I have enough stuff for all of you. I am not your back-up plan in case something better doesn’t come along! Jeez, common courtesy! Oh, right. Never mind. I am now just going with the flow… if you show, great, if not I’m not wasting any food… you’ll just have to hope you can get a pizza delivered. But, I do expect excellent house warming gifts! —Just Wanting to Know
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.
I can’t find the event anymore on FB. I tried creeping kitty’s pg to no avail.
I’d like to come, but I have other plans that day.
Throwing a house warming party and ‘expecting excellent gifts’ may be why people are considering your event a back up plan.
Some people just don’t know when to stop writing – excellent gifts – self entitled twat.
I can’t stand that people do this. It is so common and so disrespectful.
This is what I’m bringing….now where’s TF is my invite?
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Hugo, you are evil, unless of course the OB is a deranged cat lady, which is completely possible.
Donk — you’re still invited on the FB page… hmmm.
I’m still a maybe because of logistics, but there are like 28 people invited who haven’t responded. 🙁
And I don’t think OP was serious about the “excellent gifts” — I think that was said in a humours light.
I wasn’t invited LOL!
hay, you know i don’t facefart miss kitty
people say they’re coming then don’t then people who didn’t respond show up. I find it irritating. Buy what you can (and do) eat and then eat the leftovers for the rest of the week. 🙂
Yes you were, donairous, and you shat all over it so I didn’t put you on the event page list.
😉
I figured BR would’ve invited you, PG, offline! I just added my FB bitchers to the group page 🙂
I didn’t shit all over it. You just ragged all over me for not confirming for something in 3 weeks and you just went and gave everyone else your version of it. From the sounds of the summits I’m not missing anything important anyway.
Yeah, the excellent gifts thing was a joke… the line that would have made it obvious got edited out. It was more of a general rant to other friends, not you guys…
Self entitled twat– love it.
This is why I love you guys… you make me laugh!
And of course you’re invited PG… Ivan too, but I figured SOBova wouldn’t let him come!
i still don’t know what the feck is going on^^i’m going home to swill cold libations
Yeah, larf it up Rosie. I hope you really enjoy reading the complete Left Behind series, by Tim LaHaye & Jerry Jenkins.>; )
Oh dear god, NooOOOOOOO!
And yes, I think I WILL larf it up thank you!
I was invited but then it disappeared for me too, and tubz/fatz replaced it with some interesting banter. Anyhoo, I’m a no for that day but appreciate the invite. I’ll make a summit soon.
There is something wonky going on with the event thingy PDG…Sorry you can’t make it… PK, you need to do a re-invite since I don’t know everyone’s real names lol!
i noticed “the plague dogs” in the mix, i haven’t read it and put it back…roo cubed. thanks for the visit admiral, it added to my stellar day. i am sofa king confused about this soiree
My phone will only send me msgs on my actual wall. I had to go on the computer to find this. But I apologize, I can’t make it either. I’m really sorry! I’d love to meet everyone too.
a wall? like pink floyd, hehe. mini summits abound mamab
the dark lord is not going to be in town for a few days, and unfortunately, that dat falls midway betwixt.rosie, mail me, ivan and kitty too. i have something to lay on you guys, that will shake the heavens, for years to come. okay, going back to running silent again.
Rooo-cubed indeed Painey. I’ve been purging my collection for space purposes. Some is going to the store (for credit so I can buy more books*narf*) and some is going to you and Rosie.
Frig, my FB login isn’t working….I’m going to miss the summit because of it 🙁 wahhh!!
I s there a Summit scheduled? I haven’t heard a word aboot it.
Someone please clue me in. I’m only online on my phone, so my Fbook is Fuckbook- not everything comes through. PK email me deets.
Are we doing a Pride Parade MiniSummit? I bought assless chaps for this! Don’t leave me hanging!
Alright, email sent. Check yo’ email dat you list on yo’ Fuckbook!
Forgive my ignorance but what is this summit everyone keeps referring to?
Last I heard we were going to throw a tarpaulin over you and enter you as a float. You’ll be drawn by a pair of prancing sebastians with rhinestone studded bridles and ball gags. PDG will be cracking the whip. The lovely ladies of LTWWB will be dressed as naughty nuns dancing to Beyonce tunes. NGF will be a gilded Buddha, Lifesucks will be garbed in papal vestments and I will be a randy Mullah reading from the Holy Queeran. Or maybe that was just the dream I had last night…..>: 0
Wait, now I’m confused….I don’t know whether to be flattered that the Admiral said he dreamt about me or insulted…..that the Admiral said he dreamt about me…and was going to enter me as a float in a parade???!! Were you even talking to me with this post?? Admiral, Admiral, this is Avast…come in Admiral. I’ve lost you on short range radar. Request you squawk mode 4 on IFF. What are your intentions? Over.
summit=bitcher’s round table, usually held in a public place with cold libations. as few as two as many as ten^^
Ok, wheelie and I are going to the parade tomorrow and others are welcome to join us. Email me at prettykittylady@gmail.com if you’re interested and want details or FB me if you’re on my list.
And I’ve got an email comin’ your way, PG, I promise! I definitely owe you one of those (considering I’ve been super slack on email checking over the past little while).
it’s otay, your last one re: the wedding was a hoot
That was actually directed toward Wheelie. He’d make a great float. >: )A summit is when a bunch of us Bitchers gather for food, drinks & larfs. We’ve had 3 so far, plus a bunch of small scale 1 on 1 meetings. We haven’t had one for a while since our favoured spot went tits up.
I’m as confused as Paingirl about this recent chatter. Maybe I wasn’t invited >: ( Since I don’t do facebook, I’m in the dark.
I haven’t dreamed about you yet Avast0, but tonite’s shooting script is tentatively entitled “The Island of Naked Women Who Play Baseball” and I still haven’t cast the Umpire or the 1st Base Coach. You interested?
Ahhh, ok, got it….Thanks PG! I can always count on you 😀
I’m out.
of both.
no parade for me… I’d rather swim and play outside than get shitty candy from mackay and watch horrible costumes… and wheelie in chaps.
you’re out the city… we’re all in the city… and we’re to all go out there?
blah. you come join us somewhere… you can crash with pervy mc suckulous…
LMAO Admiral! Hell yeah I’m interested! “SLIDE, SLIDE!”
And thanks for the explanation of the summit to both you and PG. I feel so enlightened now. lol
THEY GIVE CANDY ?!?
knowledge is power, even seemingly useless shite
Well Avast0 – when we get back to holding them on a semi-regular basis you are most welcome to join the Legion of the Damned.
…yes they do Donk, but it tastes mostly of sweat, anger and shame.
“you’re out the city… we’re all in the city… and we’re to all go out there?
blah. you come join us somewhere… you can crash with pervy mc suckulous…”
Wow. You really CAN be an asshole sometimes.
The whole point of a housewarming is to have it in the actual house. But that’s not really my beef with your obvious lack of manners. Rosie invited you and the other bitchers to her housewarming party and the least you could do is graciously decline instead of shitting all over it. You know she’s had a rough time over the past few months — rougher than most of us have ever had, so a little tact and perhaps a little less raging kunt showing though shouldn’t be that unreasonable. Even for your emo ass.
“a pair of prancing sebastians” Excellent Ivan!
i thought they stopped chucking sweets, cause peter the wiener hit someone in the face
Ah PK, zZz’s just being … well … zZz. Projecting his frustrations me thinks … that or … it is just the internets … I guess.
*shrug*
“point of a housewarming is to have it in the actual house” <--- lol at that though.
I just graciously declined! Sorry I was so slow… besides the Fat’s convo, I didn’t really get the invite. I get way too many invites, I never pay attention to them. Oops! Sorry Rosie. Just not in Halisucks that weekend. I hope you have a lovely time!!
at least he’s honest donkaloo, no subterfuge from that sexy beast
Yeah, well, taking out your frustrations on someone who’s invited them to a party to celebrate a new home after living in a shelter for months is a thoroughly classless dick move no matter how it’s sliced.
I realize it’s just the internets, but my GOD.
But you CAN be honest without being mean, PG!
I mean I don’t think I can go either because the logistics just don’t work, but I’m not going to be mean about it. I’m glad for the invite and the sentiment behind it!
i know sweetie, i’m just trying to play the mediator
I know 🙂 And that’s why I luvz ya!
<3
Does anyone here own a schnauzer?
Ach, der Schwoon.
http://s4.hubimg.com/u/1746003_f520.jpg
Sorry Donk, thought you said Mauser. Mein Badde.
You know what I wish I owned right now?
Something delicious to eat.
Someone should bring me some delicious lunchez! I can promise oscar-cuddles in exchange!!!
sorry i’m stuck in this sweat shoppe. what kind of schnauzer donk? there are different kinds, i like the big boys http://www.canadasguidetodogs.com/customer…
mini
to have a housewarming… usually entails inviting people you know….
to have a party half hour away with people you’ve never really met all that much…
she’s fucking lucky I don’t come with my hatchet….
there are crazy people in the world….myself included….
so inviting them all out to your new abode in the middle of nowhere is likely not the best idea.
I’m making that point abundantly clear.
and I only found out it was so far away the other day…
I hear sucks is having a cock warming party… EVERYONE’S INVITED!
CUM ONE, CUM ALL
seriously.. I might have if it was closer.. but to a strange person’s house whom I’ve never met… forgive ME for being cautious. it’s instinctive… I live in Fairview.
they’re sturdy little dogs, but it’s not me. i just like to post pictures of dogs http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm…
You know what … zZz makes a good point. Perhaps his caution point was just dressed up as mean … but I find myself now strangely agreeing …
Eeep
don’t get me wrong, I’m up for a pint and some convo…
I’ll be the first one to buy Rosie a ‘back on your feet brew’…
just make it a public venue.
that’s about as nice as I get…
I can feel my face cracking from the smile.
“to have a housewarming… usually entails inviting people you know…. to have a party half hour away with people you’ve never really met all that much…”
My point too. UFC 133 is that night and colleagues from work and I tend to rotate on hosting duties for the events. Our crew thought of this months ago and I would personally rather party with folks I know personally in my own town instead of traveling 3 hours for a sober eve of driving PK around.
Hahahahaha “prancing sebastians”. It’ funny because he probably wears ballerina slippers and a tiara at his workplace.
OP, advertise an “open party” in TheCoast and see how many show up?
Rosie I think it was very nice of you to invite us all. I hope you have a good turn out and I look forwad to meeting you at the next local summit.
“UFC 133 is that night and colleagues from work and I tend to rotate on hosting duties for the events. Our crew thought of this months ago and I would personally rather party with folks I know personally in my own town instead of traveling 3 hours for a sober eve of driving PK around.”
See, this is what I mean — no one gives a shit if you’re watching UFC or jacking off, really, they don’t — but if someone invites you somewhere and you have previous plans you could simply state that you have previous plans and won’t be able to attend instead of going on about how you’d much rather do something else, which is simply classless and rude.
It’s as if someone being nice and inviting you somewhere is a major put-out for you. Because obviously you’re THAT important. *eyeroll*
The two of you obviously have a serious lack of social etiquette and basic manners, and could learn a thing or two from RC, ralmn and b195 above.
Very many thanks, Ivan, for the open invite to the next summit. (They like me! They really really like me!!) I would love come and put some faces to the various bitchers on here. Share a few larfs and a few pints of bitter…sounds like good craic for sure. Please be sure to keep me posted on the next summit. I too am no longer of the official order of Crackbookers so I guess I’ll just have to stay up to date via the LTWWB page. Thanks again
There’s a FB Bitchers page?
All are welcome Avast0. Pretteh Kitteh is our usual event organizer (She even has a degree in it – So There, Montrealman.)
“Because obviously you’re THAT important. *eyeroll*”
Bout time you recognized!
OP, advertise an “open party” in TheCoast and see how many show up?
Didn’t you do that with a birthday once and the only person to show up was Fat Apollo?
RSVPs
:Ivan Hairyballs (July 23, 4:21PM)
“The Scholar” (aka Pretty kitteh) is your “event organizer?”
So that’s what a BPR “degree” refers to – a Bachelor of Personal Relations! I had to check back to “You Are a Dork” (July 21, 3:41PM) to refresh my memory since The Scholar never answered my request to enlighten me what a BPR was – I can see now why she didn’t – but it just occurred to me, can you believe it?
Anyway, I’m sure she’ll do a wonderful job if you can just drag her away from her mirror.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Bachelor of Public Relations.
RSVPs
: The Scholar (aka pretteh kitteh) – 1:04PM
Hmm, a “Bachelor of Public Relations.” I had originally wanted to change my Bachelor of Personal Relations” to a “Bachelor of Personnel Relations” but for some reason my post was posted before I could change it. But it doesn’t matter. I see I was mistaken in any case, but the problem persists. What is it one does when one engages in “Public Relations?” Is the concept identifiable?
Is, for example, the contrast between that and “Private Relations” or is there some sort of cross-over, i.e., if one were adept at the first one would also be adept at the second? Alternatively, what are the principles – philosophical or otherwise – to which the exercise of “Public Relations” conforms? In other words, what does one learn when one learns Public Relations? Or is “Public Relations” simply an empty concept?
Scrotum (aka Ivan Hairyballs) indicates that you will be in charge of the arrangements for the upcoming gathering. It’s too bad I will not be able to attend since we might have been able to have a chat about the philosophical implications of “Public Relations” but I’m sure things will all go off swimingly all the same.
Please give my best to Scrotum, the Turd, and the Unctuous Arse as well as to the rest of the rabble.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Public Relations is pretty much a degree in communications.
PR school was so boring. Smoking dope outside the deans’ offices made classes more tolerable.
RSVPs
: The Scholar (July 24, 9:23PM)
But if a degree in “Public Relations” is pretty much a degree in “Communications,” this just pushes the question back one step, i.e., what constitutes “Communications?”
Does it matter What is communicated, or does the degree bestow proficency in the exercise of “COMMUNICATING” itself? One just, well, “communicates.” Am I “communicating” now, or am I doing something else? Does communicating about communicating count as “COMMUNICATING?”
And then there is Marshall McLuhan’s famous saying, “The medium is the message,” i.e., the content of the message is irrelevant since the content is identical to the medium in which the message is conveyed. I guess that he was communicating about communicating since that is what it means, in his view, to communicate. Am I on the right track here? Will you communicate with me?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
THE 2011 GOLDEN DOUCHE AWARDS NOMINATIONS!
The first nomination for the Golden Douche Award for 2011 goes to “The Scholar.” The nominations are based on a failure of elementary logic, in this case, the “Contrast Theory of Meaning” (i.e., an apple is an apple because it is not an organge).
The Scholar claimed that her degree, a “Bachelor of Public Relations,” was roughly equivalent to a degree in “Communications” but she did not reply to my question regarding what, exactly, was to be understood by “Communication.” In other words, when is saying or writing something NOT a “Communication?” In effect, she failed the “Contrast Theory of Meaning.”
But this is not the first nomination. Montrealman (I shall use my old pseudonym in the texts of my posts if not the signature) will be watching for further failings in elementary logic.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
It’s back… –
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Great movie 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er_ahEAoVyw
certainly better than
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNM
THE 2011 GOLDEN DOUCHE AWARDS NOMINATIONS; EXPANDING THE CATEGORIES
Montrealman’s initial thought was to confine the 2011 Golden Douche Awards to failures in elementary logical thought, i.e. a failure to understand things like the rudimentary “Contrast Theory of Meaning” and so on. He had in mind other failures in logical thinking such as Aristotle’s Laws of Identity, Non-Contradiction, and the Excluded Middle.
However, in view of two recent idiotic submissions from “The Turd” (July 26, 9:30PM) and “King Nothing” (July 27, 8:03AM), Montrealman sees that he shall have to expand the categories for the Golden Douche Awards. Taking the abysmal itellectual calibre of the present submissions into consideration, Montrealman wishes to announce a new “MINDLESS CATEGORY.” The Turd and King Nothing are the first nominees in that category. Congratulations!
Remember, Montrealman is watching.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I dun be a ways much more mindless than y’all dun be thinkin
vote for me…
I’ll promise to keep the utter insanity flowing.
thanks, le grand douche de Montreal