To my young and obnoxious neighbours, who love to wrestle at 9pm every night, all I have to say is: seriously guys? You live in an apartment building with children, seniors and working professionals. Have some respect. — The Lady Next Door
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2013.


Maybe they are in training for the Olympic Greco-Roman Assfucking team.
Well, now that it’s being dropped from the Olympics, what else are they supposed to do with all that ‘Rasslin’ training?
Personally, I’ve never been all that partial to rolling around on the floor with a sweaty man. That’s just me, though.
I DO think that it should be left in the olympics, however. I mean, it was one of the original events FFS. Why don’t they get rid of sailing (how is this even a sport??) or shooting? (At least in biathlon during the winter olypics, you have to cross-country ski to your targets first)
That should read: “…during the winter olympics…”
And I should clarify: I’m not saying that there is no skill involved in sailing or shooting. ABSOLUTELY there is. It’s just I wouldn’t exactly call them “a test of athleticism”.
Getting ready for another Grand Prix Wrestling Tour….
“Wrestling”
Wrasslin’!
Look out! That Cuban Assassin got a foreign object!
#teamsheikie
how do you know they are wrestling? my ear gets really sore from holding the glass on the wall, does yours?
(non working professional would be ????)
LOL… 9pm is too late for wrestling? I’d hate to be your neighbour. I bet all the apartment doors around yours have little stickynotes all over them, with little “suggestions” of how to make YOUR life better.
Your just jealous cause theyre having more fun then you! I hope you hear them fuck! Aha
Maybe the wrestling wonders ARE two of the children you speak of.. possible?
In any event, just let the landlord know. That’s his job.
Come to think of it…I hope MY neighbours have sex tonight! I am newly single now and don’t have a girl no mo. So please neighbours, have sex tonight. Need something good to masturbate to…..
Better spray a little febreeze around that shitter, Braw!!! Chicks dig febreeze.
Mills Braw’s don’t sell febreeze,hell,they don’t allow any low class bitches who smell like that shit inside.I don’t know of any other high end department (type)store that would sell febreeze.Low class bitches like me get off on that kinda shit,right? Cause I’m uneducated white trash who isn’t good enough for anyone,right!
Uneducated white trash bitches like me are be good for one thing only.
Harper. You’re a hoot and a half. I enjoy your logic.
I bet this took place in Dartmouth, and the offenders are dirty-ass Juggalos with names like “Joker” and “Lestat Lotus”….fuckin morons.