This is to the fuckhead who threw a chair off of our rooftop Friday night: That was beyond idiotic and dangerous. I don’t know what you were doing up there in the first place, as you certainly don’t live here. You could have killed someone with that stunt, although I doubt you have the capacity to understand that. I realize our rooftop is awesome, but what the fuck?! Throwing stuff off of an eight-storey roof? I bet everyone enjoyed having the cops come up to deal with your bullshit too.

I’m given to understand that this sub-sentient treasure works, in some capacity, for a free local paper. Lovely. My opinion of them has dropped. —The Good Tenant

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  1. It would have been funny if it was a crazy cat lady biffing cats in every direction. Heck, they have nine lives so she could do it 8 times at least.

  2. That’s what it has come down to these days. A man can’t even spend quiet time throwing furniture of the top of a highrise apartment building anymore.

  3. haha yodabat. now i wonder what kind of khair it was…lawn, wooden, lazy boy? if it was inflatable there would be no problem

  4. Nothing like some asshole ruining the party by bringing the cops. Buzzkill. Water balloons maybe (though 8 floors is kinda high for that even), but a not a friggin chair!

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