I left my frggin’ chapstick at home. I feel like I’m being tortured for information or something but I don’t know the information I’m supposed to be telling…. If I start blurting out random things I know about people, will you please get me my chapstick? I’m not using someone else’s that’s GROSS! Ohhh gawd, woe is me. —Kip sucks
This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2010.
I have a tube on my desk just so that I never forget it. Office air is dry and icky. there’s also one in my purse, one on the vanity and one in the nightstand – kissy kissy makes chapped lips too!
the title made me think it was a sore bum-hole
Yikes! Sebastard strikes again!!
I was thinking the same thing Miss pain…lol. I can’t use chapstick…I’m allergic and my lips swell up like a duck.
That’s why I launder my bloody underpants with – Chipotleaway. Thanks Billy Mays – wherever you are.
hey it beats using food poisoning in your lips, or sucking the fat from your arse and injecting that
WTF are you two on about?? I think I’ll stay away from this thread… I like lip stuff, not chapstick, but there’s some good stuff out there… dunno about ass fat though…
me? i was referring to women of hollyweird who get lip jobs and they look like someone punched them. i don’t like chapstick anyhoo
collagen injections ralmn. Angelina-plasty basically.
Chapstick is really only useful to me in the winter, I find.
otherwise, I usually don’t even notice if I have dry lips or dry skin….
exspecially dry skin. I can’t STAND oils or cremes on my bloody hands.
eeeeeeew.
I swear I wash my hands 13 times when I make bacon.
OOOhh… right. Sorry, it’s wine wednesday and my brain is elsewhere (mainly on the paella and spanish wine I’m having for dinner with friends) Saw a preview for a new movie with Angelina in it. I could never go see it because I hate her lips. So. Much. UUUGH.
http://thechive.com/2008/11/17/botox-lip-j…
http://www.aboardcertifiedplasticsurgeonre…
blistex medicated in the blue tube ftw. I discovered it when I went to acadia and the air in the arts building/library was so effing dry.
I usually only need it in the winter, but when I was in quebec the air was so freaking dry I used about a tube and a half 😛 The night I lost it and had to go buy more…well the store was closed and I thought my lips were going to fall off.
I’m a blistex gal myself PK, anything else makes my lips break out and the area around my lips get super red and bumpy! I used to use the medicated blixtex but I had to use it so much my mouth would get a yellow ring around it 🙁 so I just use regular berry or mint blistex and am too afraid to try anything else! Well, I’ve used the Polysporin lip stuff but the kind I used didn’t come in a tube, only those little containers you have to stick your finger in and I hate those!
blistex rawks and don’t share your lip stuff, unless you’re snoggin
Snoggin paingirl ???
Isn’t that lip crap made of wax, with various flavors & something to keep the wax from becoming too hard ?
How can that be good for them ??
Chapsticks just dry your lips out more. Use vaseline.
Thank you ralmn but it wasn’t me. But I’ll take the credit.
Tip to the OP: keeps your lips off Nice Goin’ Fat’s dick and that chappiness will clear right up.
vaseline just dries your lips out more. Use Jello
Lol
not the original stuff mr. more. you do know what snoggin means?^^
The best thing you’ll ever put on your lips …
http://www.eos-products.ch/an/products_lip…
yes but can you buy it here donkey dear?
Hmm that I don’t know. Ma bought 2 and gave me one. She was down south.
So I suppose my suggestion wasn’t that helpful, unless it’s sold here …
that’s otay donk. i went on the site looks like loverly stuff. lip smackin^^
I don’t think that’s the BEST thing you can put on your lips….
as far as balm goes, it may be the best though.
you’re talking about grill cheese sammiches right zZz? or are you being a dirty bird?^^^
I think he’s leaving THAT one to our imaginations :O
I don’t use the blistex for the chap stick/lip balm part — it’s the medication I’m after. I have some body shop lip balm that does nothing when my lips are sore from the winter. Only thing that soothes it is the blue blistex *shrug*
yeah, i have some bawdy shop stuff too, tastes good makes your lips shiny but the blistex is the balm^^
ahahaha PG, that post just made my day!
She’s an old-school, steely-eyed wordsmith, is our Painey.
Screeee!
Just ask the school nurse for some, she keeps like a hundred of them in her drawer
I’m not gonna use her’s you sicko!
But was it the taste of cherry?
Bees’ wax :bz
bees. this past summer will be the bees knees of bee bounty
“Tip to the OP: keeps your lips off Nice Goin’ Fat’s dick and that chappiness will clear right up.”
I’m sure people will take chapped lips over shit-smelling lips. And you’re jealous of the OP.
I too thought this was a bitch regarding the ingress and egress of ‘fire in the hole’ chili!
aaa monty me love^^
the very best thing you can use…is BACON !
It makes them shiny
it puts a protective layer of bacon fat on them
&
IT TASTES GREAT !
knowing how marketing works mr. more they probably already sell bacon flavoured lip gloss. if i’m not mistaken they had burger scented eau de turlet a while back
Bacon lips, drool, gaahh.
http://store.baconsalt.com/JampDs-Bacon-Fl…
Oooh I think they do have bacon lip gloss at a certain Lunchbox! In fact they have severl bacon-theme items like bandaids and breath mints haha!
i love the freak, they have some strange stuff for sale
And also a bacon board games of sorts…I believe it’s based on Candyland
just had to… popped into my head
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I’m not gonna use hers, you sicko!
That’s what I was going for zZz ;D
Flee, Fli, Flo, Flux;
Where the hell is our Lifesucks?
Been a couple of days Bra – have you gone off the grid?
Probably out hunting the night stalker… or the ponn farr is creeping up on him and he’s hunting other types of meat…
Paingirl you’re probably right.
I know they have bacon flavored vodka in the US.
When I went to Mardi Gras a couple of years ago, they has bacon covered in milk chocolate for sale from sidewalk vendors .
bacon ice cream, cookies with caramelised bacon, bacon with chocolate sauce (c.n.e) i blame homer^^
mmm bacon.
I like the blistex tube in the light lime green tube the best 🙂 For cycling, cold weather running or generally spending time outdoors in the wind and cold, I love the Burt’s Bees Lifeguard’s Choice Weatherproofing Lip Balm.