A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving. She tells the man,
“Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held
against you…”
The drunk says: “Tits.”
Giggety
—Ahh fuck it, it’s haloween

This article appears in Oct 29 – Nov 4, 2009.

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  3. I wonder how many extra charges HRPD will lay against the suspect for merely saying, “Tits”.

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  10. Glad I visited the Coast in time to catch this gem, AB’s local papers dont compare to our lovely hate and ad filled Coast. I miss it :).

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