There were only 4 rigs and trailers at the Timmies today, lined up on both sides of Shubie Dr. My bad for not splainin better last week. And they weren’t blasting cheesy 70’s novelty songs on Friday. It was the sight of them lined up that put “Convoy” in my mind, so, technically it wasn’t their fault at all but mine. But who the hell takes responsibility for their actions anymore?</p?
So today I have Chris DeBurgh’s cheesy madrigal about dogs playing blackjack on a train to hell, or some such silly-ass shit, on permanent loop in the old brain box and I’m buggered if I know why. I’ll take it up with my therapist next session and by therapist I really mean the loudmouth whack-job at the Bridge terminal who insists on telling me how much better things are out in Fort MACK-murray.—His Holiness
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2010.
What the fuck is going on here?
who the fuck cares
so o.p., is this truck thing a reason to be afraid of them, or is it a deep seated fear of a truck with a hallowe’en mask on it. you know the one i mean, in stephen king’s movie, maximum overdrive. that should make you wanna look behind you all the time. but fear not, they are just as feared of you, as you are of them, and of course, they don’t like trucker music either. just that good old rap crap.fuck me gently with a steamroller.
Memo to self. Don’t post while drinking vodka and bleach.
hi ivan i knew it was you…i would gladly read your diatribes any old time
The College of Cardinals have advised me to neither confirm nor deny your allegation. The College of Crows on the other hand are Rawking it up with Brobdinagian slices of chicken skin and firkins of black porter. I know who I’d rather hang with and Girl of Pain is always welcome. >; )
FUCK ALBERTA.
it is the epitome of everything evil and abhorrent with this world.
I could only dream a flash fire sparks up and burns the whole fucking province and everyone in it….
don’t wish any ill will to fellow coasters… just have a real hate on with that fuckin place.
i do miss the russian prisoner of war
That was none other than Solzhenitsyn himself. He’ll be back. The “Kyle, You will suck my balls” 3 parter was on last week and the picture fits nicely with current events and recent threads. I haven’t seen any new ones cuz they’re on past my bed-time. Feed me after 9:00 P.M and I turn into a cabbage roll. A really evil cabbage roll.
And zZz, AB’s got some kickass mountains and some great wildlife.( I twice saw pronghorns driving through the training range at CFB Suffield). The human populace, aside from certain ex-pats – not so much.
Yep, Alberta is hell on earth, and that guy at the bus stop is also my therapist. I pay him in smokes, quarters and listening. lol
If you think Alberta sucks then it’s obvious you’ve never been to the West Edmonton Mall or Fat Burger.
obviously.
fuck it anyways.
Paingirl: Sonovabitchova told me all aboot the SP 200th episode and the controversy. It seems the Sierra Club have now issued a fatwa against Stone & Parker and PETA has called for their beheading for defaming a bear suit.