To the 7 truckers who had their rigs parked outside the Timmies in DC Friday morning: thanks guys.
Because of you I’ve had C.W. McCall’s “Convoy” ear-wigging it’s way through my atrophied brain all day and I think that nothing short of a 9mm hollowpoint is going to get it out. Also, not a good day to walk 2 klicks with an iced coffee in your hand. we do suffer for our addictions, don’t we?—Make it stop
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2010.


Well it’s not the truckers fault now, is it? There are far worse ear worms to catch, don’t get me started because I’ll link em’ like it’s the only thing that’ll get them out of my head.
Wanna know what my trucker handle is?
Little Beaver.
I should have been in Smokey and The Bandit.
Con-Vooooooooy!
If your stupid enough to actually waste your money on that stuff…any suffering you go through is your own fault ! There are places that serve much better tasting & even give you a selection of “”GASP”” different types of coffee from different countries ! But when your tastes run to burnt beans & rubber hose tasting water, C’est la vie !
do you know why so many drinkers of that stuff go for double double, tripple doubles etc ? You have to put something in it to kill the previously mentioned flavor)
sign me -Black Coffee Drinker Forever
I don’t think there is enough enough room for 7x trucks (definitely not enough room for 7x transport trucks) outside that Tim Hortons. Where were they parking?
convoy, when did they invent time travel. no trucker in his right mind listens to that shit, anymore. i know guys that have rigs, and most of the time, no music, it distracts their driving, moreso, downtown.this is fiction on your part, unless you are in georgia or alabama.
dr. fever, i used moonwalker. and that was before mikey jackson started his dance of the same name. i should’ve sued the little fuck.