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To the Shrek-lookin’ creature on the number one, Spring Garden — you flat out missing your own stop is not the bus driver’s fault, even if she is a “freakin’ woman.” —Disgusted Non-Ogre
This article appears in Jul 10-16, 2014.
16 Comments
Was it cheque day. It prolly had to get to the C@s!n* befor all the good machines were taken.
some take a bus, just to annoy you. yes, o.p., it is all a plot to ruin your otherwise perfect day. get the hell over yourself. if you were any better, then would you be on a bus?
Don’t be talking about no brimstone.
I know what I smelled, it wasn’t no brim and it didn’t come off no stone neither.
Did he smell like cat pee and stale cigarettes, OB?
I was on the 4 today reading the watchmen graphic novel( A biiiiiig comic ) today and some old lady asked me if I liked comics and I wanted to smack her. I just said yes and she walked away from me. Crazy bus people eh?!?@
Remember your own stop next time, Bro Tim.
I’ve read that Hazardous – really good read. Found another one of his graphic novels at that book shop on Windsor street a while back but didn’t have the funds for it that day. It looked really cool, called “The Lost Girls” I think.
i was reading a copy of the watchtower on the 52 today and an old lady was reading over my shoulder. i finally had to tell her, look Brenda, i don’t mind you reading my tract, i don’t even mind you masterbating over it, but do you have to use my hand. Then i stole her purse for the prescrition meds.
The freaking woman driver was probably like that knowing the Shrek-looking creature couldn’t stop ogling her to remember their own bus stop.
Too soon, Philip.
Too funny Philip! Was Brenda the Shrek-lookin’ creature?
rsvp: tomaso furioso – it’s never too soon for a fabulous bus party.
rsvp: mr meaty – her membership card for x-citement video said Brenda and she had lots of valuables in her handbag. licorice allsorts covered in purse lint, little blue yodas in a pill bottle and a peice of scottish heather pressed in a book. Maeve binchy.
Been without a comp for 3 weeks, it’s nice to be back. Temp agency is great idea, we always have someone filling from them. Missed reading comments, usually entertaining, especially from the long- time favorites: Pretty Kitty, Ivan, Meaty, GDM, TTFN and SHITD.
Thanks, Common Tater. You’re not so bad, yourself. 🙂
And a tip of the Spetsnaz beret to you, as well, Common Tater. You are most kind and I ♥ your moniker.
speaking of taters did everyone see the farm market sign that was advertising LOCAL POT and BOGO to boot?