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Let’s try to have a little on here, OK? Making fun of a person or people on these bitch boards who clearly have personal issues is not cool. Grow up. — M
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2013.
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but thats the whole point of love the way we bitch to bitch about everyone and everything in everyway
Who pulled your chain, OP? If you don’t like our tone, you can lump it or hump it, jackass – this is, after all, A BITCH BOARD and we bitch.
Oh, all right…
“I’m very sorry if I hurt your feelings Cardinal Ratzinger, you batshit old anachronism. I hope you have a very happy retirement and keep your grotty maulers off the kids. “
Blessed be the peacemakers, indeed.
I wonder if M is going to sic 007 on us?
Might “M” be Mod?
i so do agree with you o.p., there has been/is too much shit on here. just respond to bitch, keep snide other remarks in check. just as i trying to do right now.
and ivan, that is why they live so long. they suck the life out of the faithful fools, and of course the choirboys.
tj902,you might fight this item of interest to you, from your past experiences at bars.
http://www.facebook.com/notes/john-wesley-…
You’re all animals. I went to a summit, and was mocked mercilessly for my alopecia and choice of merkin. That cossack Ivan is their leader. 7 foot tall, with a shock of red hair and a beard so black it could block out the sun! they picked and prodded at my personal failings until I could take no more and fled the table in a huff, my hollandaise barely congealed. Animals.
I think this is probably just a coincidence, but a buddy of mine found a wallet near that bar, it didn’t have any ID in it, but there was a pic of a guy getting pegged by a chic with a strap on. Wtf kind of conversation pic is that? LOL
well its like this, some can sling it but cant take it. you slam me its comin back at ya. you talk sensible and respectful it will come back at ya that way too. got it you two magpies. you know who you are.
wog, why do you choose to perpetuate the hateful spirit rather turn the other cheek?
i dont perpetuate anything, i answer comments directed to me. good bad or ugly.
A great question, Lou.
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but you don’t, wog. you just got though name calling and stating that those who slammed you would get slammed in return. and the tone was vindictive. so basically you’re antagonizing the haters and, the way I see it, that’s perpetuating the problem.
Furious – I know you didn’t just call me a ginger.
Everything else is true, though. Next time you’ll know better than to order from the vegetarian menu.
what happens on the internet stays on the internet. And not just for the people in control of what they say.
Don’t put it out there if you don’t like critique. If you can’t walk down the street without being harassed, then you have a valid complaint. But if you can’t take internet-level honesty, then may i suggest you find those corners of the internet where the content is heavily moderated and censored to protect all feelings?
Welcome to the internet OP. it’s how things are done here.
I respect that comment, crayons! 🙂
eats_crayons I couldn’t agree more..Don’t say anything on the internet you wouldn’t say in person.Words I live by.
lou if you consider magpie to be offensive name calling then you are walking throyugh life blindfolded. check a few comments i received from you know who. the name calling is so obscene, vulgar and hateful that a blind man could feel it with his cane. lou don’t try to cast blame on me; most times i let it go since that is when i know she is outta gas, however, i wll have my say as well. live with it or go on sesamie street message boards.
‘…check a few comments i received from you know who. the name calling is so obscene, vulgar and hateful that a blind man could feel it with his cane. lou don’t try to cast blame on me; most times i let it go since that is when i know she is outta gas, however, i wll have my say as well. live with it or go on sesamie street message boards.’
Poor Lag Rag – so harrassed and such a fucking hypocrite – pretty sad for someone who thought at one time that she ‘controlled’ the board. The Poor You persona is pretty pathetic, Wag Nag, and only serves to deflect from what a truly nasty twat you are. Have your say, Frog Pod, but don’t expect me to run out of gas unless I fart in your general direction.
I’m not going anywhere, sweetcakes, so get over it.
Magpies are corvids and I can’t think of a nicer compliment than to be compared to a member of the crow family. Kudos to Woggy for taking this new spirit of mutual respect seriously.
“By the pooey knickers of Sister Brenda of Rhimmlapp, I swear this to be so”
regardless of the lack of vulgarity in your name-calling, it’s still name-calling — intended to insult. my focus is not on the words being used but the spirit of those words; and, having read all the comments, i can feel that yours are as spiteful as any. i single you out, wog, because I believed you held yourself to a higher standard. have your say; it doesn’t offend me. I just thought our Father taught us to turn the other cheek and wondered why you chose not to.
“Frog Pod”
lols
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hey lou check the magpies comments. ahh yeah, i rest my case.
“eats_crayons I couldn’t agree more..Don’t say anything on the internet you wouldn’t say in person.Words I live by.”
I live the by the words of Mahatma Gandhi:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lne40kfg…
And my dyslexia kicks in…joke ruined. Excuse me while I go listen to My Chemical Romance and cut myself.
rationalize, justify, dodge, and deflect. you haven’t really made a case upon which to rest.
Zilla Don’t worry, I understood your your attempt at humour.You must understand the Irony
in your joke.
“Don’t say anything on the internet you wouldn’t say in person.”
“Excuse me while I go listen to My Chemical Romance and cut myself.” Ironic
Well. I’m too sad to mock anyone. Took The girl kitteh to the vet last night. News was awful.
She’s home so we can say our good byes. Tomorrow we have to take her back in to be put down.
Thankfully, while tired, she’s in good spirits. We has cuddles, purrs this morning and she even washed my hand.
“My heart has joined the Thousand; for my friend stopped running today” – Richard Adams
So very sorry that your lovely Molly has reached the end of her journey. She had much love lavished upon her in life, of that I am sure, but it doesn’t make the last duty any easier.
Big love to you and your family from SOBova and I.
Rooooooooooooooooo!
Kitty, I’m so sorry to hear about your darling cat – I can only remember too well when I had to put my two ‘girls’ down after 16 and 18 years respectfully – it was positively heartbreaking. You know we’re here for you, kiddo.
so sorry sweetie, my heart aches for you, email me anytime xox ♥♥♥
“Zilla Don’t worry, I understood your your attempt at humour.You must understand the Irony
in your joke.”
Sarcasm. I realize you might need audible queues to understand even basic sarcasm, but sadly this website doesn’t support that function. Please keep lowering the average intelligence of this website by being completely retarded in the face of your betters.
THat’s the problem with making an animal a part of the family ..the girlfriend wanted to pick names for the chickens …. I told her “Honey, I’ve alreay got them names …that ones there is called Tasty, & the red one is Drumsticks, Chicken fingers is that little black one & the ….. ~;p
When I adopted Molly, More-on, she was a 3 week old little ball of fur who’s mom died and she needed a home. She’s been a WONDERFUL friend.
If having compassion for animals means you go through times of sadness and loss, I’ll take it. From the second she waddled up to me and climbed up my leg and into my folded arms like a baby, she’s had my heart and I’ll never EVER regret having her in my life for the short 7 years I did just because I’m so incredibly sad right now.
She has polycystic kidney disease. It’s a genetic condition and there’s no cure. She has apparently had it since birth. The average age of kidney failure is 7 years for kittehs. We had no idea she had it until this week. Thankfully, we got her to the vet before she was in pain and she’ll be put down before she starts wasting away. That means the world to me.
We have to get Oscar tested to see if he has the gene too. It’s a dominant gene disease, so if he has the gene, he’s got the disease too. A lot of cats will live into old age with this disease and he’s a very healthy boy. Molly’s always been a sickie.
*sigh* I miss my little girl already but she’s getting lots of hugs, cuddles, pats, bacon and temptations treats and is sleeping pretty peacefully in front of her water dish on the dining room table.
PS: thanks for your kind words, guys. 🙂
I have no idea why you decided to tell me yer cat story.
If you feel that this opinion is heartless, or that I am incapable of any care/concern over the fate of a cat.
But it seems I have just as much concern for chickens, as you seem to have in that tale about yer cat molly. Although at least my care & concern for the chickens has IMO a practicle side, as they give us eggs & a chicken dinner now & then. While I am sorry to hear you are distressed over the fate of the cat. I do understand grief on the loss of one you care for. I will not appologise about not caring one way or another about the fate of any cat .
If you would like a word of comfort …how about this.
” God must surely love kittens, there are always so many of them.” -More
Zilla ….and your better than me?! Better educated and better connected yes but,I am a better human being.
When earned,I actually treat people with respect, not just objects,toilets.
You seem angry Zilla.I wish I knew a good doc. you could speak to about your anger issues but,I don’t.Maybe you or one of your better than thou. friends do.
Predictable….How many “toilets” have you had since moving here to work?You work with “toilets” don’t you?
Pity…
Zilla Relax and meditate this evening your awfully angry.
BTW I did understand your intended SARCASM.I know you must know being “better than me” the IRONY in your attempt at humour and SARCASM.
For a”BITCH” to be a “Hoe and/or Trick” she would have to have sex at least once since 2005.
FFS- TMI!
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I know I revealed too much about myself but, I had to make a point.I am neither a hoe or retarded and he is not better than me.
I don’t know where he lives so, I didn’t piss in his cereal this morning.I didn’t deserve his calling me a hoe,whether or not said in jest.
Why do you give a shit? He’s an entertaining troll, and we all get made the brunt of his jokes eventually.
Why would you care if an online persona “thinks” it’s “better than you”? You’re making yourself a target for him, and weirding the shit out of people.
I guarantee the only person who cares when you last got laid is YOU. You proves points about yourself by sharing such detailed and personal info on an internet message board, but not the points you THINK you proving.
You never HAVE to MAKE A POINT- it’s. the. internet.
This is dangerous when it becomes REAL. I don’t care about Wogdog or MMan. Nothing they say makes any impact in my life. I was sad for Gary that his grandbaby is going away. THAT was REAL LIFE. Otherwise, this isn’t real.
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I never wanted or requested an apology, More-on. I was simply sharing my opinion as you did yours. Despite what some may think, I do believe no one should have to apologize for their opinions. I was just saying that while you feel that this is the perils of making an animal part of the family, I’m perfectly ok with it.
I was simply stating that if being sad over losing my cat means I get all the good stuff that comes with having a pet like Molly, I’ll take it. She’s had a wonderful life with a family who has adored her, and I am quite proud that I could give that to a little orphan kitty.
Respect – isn’t that an Aretha Franklin song?
Sure I look strange to the people who don’t know whats happened.Those that do know don’t give a shit and never did..
It only gets real when someone gets hurt.
pk, seeing this late, i am so sorry for what you are going through. your love for your sweet cats shines though in everything.
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Sure I look strange to the people who don’t know whats happened.Those that do know don’t give a shit and never did..
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This makes no sense.
I’m not going to get in a long, drawn-out conversation about this. I’m saying that if you are wary of people thinking you’re weak or crazy, don’t act like it.
You think you’re letting people in or something, but you end up looking koo koo. And it weirds people the fuck out.
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Sorry to hear that PK, I wouldn’t know what to do if one of my two kitties had to be put down :(. Despite years of being a “dog person” my cats are just as much a part of the family as the old pooch.
my condoleances for your cat, PK. Always sucks to lose one.
Some genetics nerd really needs to get working on household felines with a 50-70 year lifespan, I say.
This is why I loves you, Paul – you and I view the Internet exactly the same way – entertainment, pure and simple. Posters like steamy ol’ Dog Log and MM are such lightweights when it comes to trolling – I view them as simply creations of some social misfit’s not-so-clever fingertips – silly creatures who seek twisted gratification through their vapid remarks and observations. All they succeed in doing is making it painfully apparent what colossal losers they are.
Boru, it is NEVER good to reveal too much of yourself, whether on-line or in person. Doing so is like putting a bulls-eye on your back.
Hey, Maes, how’s it going? Long time no hear.
Could you email me at your earliest convenience, svp TTFN? I have a graphic design question to run by you.
xoxo
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Will do, you sweet smelling devil! 😉
I either don’t open up to people or I leave myself wide open.I just can’t seem to win.
I’m told to trust people then when I do open up they cut me.
Life isn’t an EITHER/OR, Boru. It’s a work-in-progress. When something doesn’t work out, don’t say fuck it and quit. Brush off your big girl pants and try again.
When you say something like how much you think you are fucked up, you’re telling other people you have no respect for yourself.
It makes it hard to have a relationship with you. Noone wants to feel sorry for their friends.
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I don’t want people around me to feel sympathy for me.I want people around me who feel empathy for each others personal blight.Friends who care about my feelings as much as I care about theirs…Instead;I fuck up with people who called me “friend”although i apologize, they are gone.When I call someone friend and they fuck up,I don’t bolt.
P I do know your right about some of what you said.
It’s NOT YOUR RESPONSABILITY to “make people” feel anything. You’re putting way too much thought into this.
Things will just Happen, whether you make them happen or not. If you can Let Go, you can allow things to simply happen. You’ll notice that things will occur and life will go on.
Good luck.
I’ve spent a period alone and alone and learned a lot about not wasting my life in wasteful thought. I can’t make you see anything, I’ve worked out for myself.
You only owe yourself, noone else.
Paul
ttfn ‘Boru, it is NEVER good to reveal too much of yourself, whether on-line or in person. Doing so is like putting a bulls-eye on your back.’… from the gal who has provided us all with the most intimate details of her life from her dead sex drive to her daughter and tub unit to whom she has been ball and chained to 4 the past 30 LONG years. but, hey, she got A HOUSE. WOW. yeah tt good advice from a person who spews obscenities and vulgarities along with her guts about the most intimate details of her life. do you ever think before dishing out this solid gold advice. tell us more if you wish, but no more advice ok. kinda like pot calling kettle black ass but then again what woukld you expect from a mentally defunct individual.
Bahawhawhawhawhaw – you are such a sad case, Dog Log – you need professional help for your anger issues and this strange, sick obsession with me.
Let’s see – what about Dog Log? A ‘good’ Christian who wants sex constantly but can’t get it, probably due to hygiene issues and inner ugliness. Who cyberfucked Blow all over the board and crowed how she controlled the board – those are not actions of a sane person, Loggie.
I feel so sorry for you.
Intimate details of my life?? Oh, Loggie, you are so funny. What I’ve revealed is that I have a husband. He likes cookies. We have been married for 30 years. We have a grown child. We have a house. If that’s revealing intimate detail, then you’re not just fucked in the head but you’ve got the IQ of a houseplant.
“but then again what woukld you expect from a mentally defunct individual.”
Too. Fucking. Easy.
ttfn dont forget about the lack of hormones and ergo lack of sex life. that my friend is intimate and in my opinion TMI as well. yup you’ve spilled your guts good. i on the other hand will confirm one thing you got right on me, i am a christian. the rest of what you say are comments you and your sidekick made up, mostly out of jealousy because you thought gary and i were an item, your too easy tt. gary and i are good friends that is all, for now. but who knows, certainly not you. and ivan the facts and dianosis on tt speak for themselves. now go back to your pretend life as a colonel. according to your logic i am a queen so you may address me as such in any further commentaries. you guys are too much. do you ever read what you write b4 hitting the send button. bhaaahaaa
“I either don’t open up to people or I leave myself wide open.I just can’t seem to win.
I’m told to trust people then when I do open up they cut me.”
Too easy. I don’t mind trolling the stupid people, but kicking this short bus fodder while he/she is down isn’t something I’m into.
According to my logic you are something that I occasionally pick up on my shoe. In the gutter.
Very unpleasant on a hot day.
ivan colonel wanna be you have it wrong, no surprise there, your logic does render me queen. i’ve come to know you well enough to realize how youre wanna be mind works. to you i am queen woggie number 1.
“According to my logic you are something that I occasionally pick up on my shoe. In the gutter.
Very unpleasant on a hot day.”
I don’t think that was intended for me, but even if it was it’s awesome. That is probably one of the better insults that I’ve ever read on this website.
WOGGIE KICKS ASS!
woggie, I’m proud of you. You refuse to take it from the usual haters – the Vulgar Crone and her sidekicks.
: (02/18, 7:10PM) Your comment, “you talk sensible and respectful it will come back at you that way too,” can’t be any more simple but sadly, of course, the haters can’t understand it.
: (7:23PM) Excellent retort woggie. Of course you don’t perpetuate anything. Did Lou – whoever he is – ever ask himself WHY you had to turn the other cheek? Of course not. That’s too deep for him. His thinking doesn’t go that far.
: (02/19, 6:32AM) “lou don’t try to cast blame of me.” Perfect response woggie. It’s called “blaming the victim.” And look who’s back up. It’s the Vulgar Crone with her sneers, her smears, her slanders and her slurs. Ignore her woggie.
: (10:07AM) That’s right woggie, all you need to do is rest your case against the haters. But don’t expect that they’ll understand your case, or anything else for that matter.
: (02/20, 6:13AM) – Excellent rebuttal against the Vulgar Crone, woggie. Don’t take any of her sneers, smears, slanders and slurs. Stick it back down her stinking craw.
(8:28AM) Kick the Vulgar Crone in the ass again, woggie. Put it to her good where the sun don’t shine.
Count on me for support against the haters woggie. I think that’s what the Moderator had in mind by posting her bitch and she’s absolutely right. Keep up the good fight, woggie. I’ve got your back.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
P.S. I’m very sorry to hear about Molly, PK. I know how it tears your heart out to have to put a pet down. Don’t let More-On’s stupid comments get to you.
Thanks, Zilla. It definitely wasn’t meant for my bestie 300 foot tall, Tokyo-stomping, radioactive lizard-ape. But, honesty compels me to admit it was totally lifted from my favourite scene from The Eagle Has Landed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddNYvUVCpjI
Movie Triv: This scene was shot in Finland and that’s an actual Sturmgeschutz Mk3 on the flatcar behind Michael Caine
ivan one question, what the hell are you doing meandering around in a gutter anyhow on a nice hot day. o yeah i forgot that’s where you meet up with your friends ttfn and her sidekick, their negativity precludes meeting up anywhere decent. yeah stick to areas you are most comfortable in colonel wanna be.
Montrealman – if you’ve decided to make wogshite your very own Eliza Doolittle, may I suggest you concentrate on spelling and punctuation before moving on to the higher concepts. Unless, of course, you’re one of those pedagogues who believes in a holistic approach to learning. In which case, by taking on wogshite as an experiment you’ve found the largest “hole” here.
“By the pooey knickers of Sister Brenda of Rhimmlapp, I swear this to be so.”
MM thank you for your support and accurate analyses, i cant do too much with this arm but it really doesn’t take all that much to shove it back down their craw. in many ways it’s too easy but i always was one to stick up for myself. always in a lady like way of course. glad you agree that i’ve handled the rebuttals in a way that would make you proud. you are a fine teacher.
ivan your post makes no sense,therefore i doubt mm will be able to respond. a lot of verbal crap. where did you steal that passage from. go back and check again it appears you have not copied and pasted accurately. something is missing. obviously your cognitive skill.
“Respect – isn’t that an Aretha Franklin song?”
Actually, it’s an Otis Redding song.
When he was alive, he once claimed that she stole it from him. The verdict is still out on whether he actually meant it or was just poking fun at the success the song had given her.
Personally, I prefer his version. The original.
One of the greatest soul artists ever to have lived.
Well Woggie, If I was stepping in the gutter it was probably because I had to navigate around your recumbant, urine-soaked carcass, splayed out on the sidewalk, begging for change and gargling on about how “Oh, I’m ‘enery the Eighth, I am…”
Shit ….I’ve gone & revealed I got chickens & I think cats are better left out in the barn than bringing them into yer home.
I’m fucked now …oh shit now I’ve told everyone I got a barn
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Do you kiss Christ with that mouth, Loggie? For a Christian, you sure are a mean-spirited old slag, bitter because her dusty old twat flaps haven’t been serviced since the Resurrection. She’s so dying to get boned that even her wine bottles shudder. You’re hardly number one, Loggie – I’d put you in 348,356,098th place for sheer ‘cleverness’. Keep it up, sugartits, you’ve providing soooooo much entertainment for me and the rest of the gang.
ivan shouldn’t you be somewhere…oh i don’t knw..in some gutter somewhere with the trash. o sorry my mistake that is reserved for hot sunny days. oh well ttfn has slithered back in the room so you will feel more at home as you roll around in the gutter with her.
ttfn why do your posts always centre around sexually explicit comments and about ‘getting some’. oh yeah i forgot about your being sex starved. but just think you still got that house.
In the interest of respect, can I just point out that woggie is as perfect an exemplar of Christianity as I have encountered in 3 years here.
And I mean that sincerely.
Not to worry about not comprehending my comment, woggie. I’m sure Professor Higgins can be counted on to explain all the words longer than “and” & “the”.
Avast, true but Aretha made it famous just like patsy Cline made “Crazy” famous, even though Willie Nelson wrote and recorded it first.
Poor ol’ Loggie – trying to deflect her own sexual inadequacies by trying to ‘expose’ me – poor lonely Loggie – no one wants her and she’s so bitter that she has to strike out at someone she’s never even laid eyes on. Well, I could remedy that, Dog Log, how ’bout meeting up with me in Scotia Square and telling me this shit to my face? I dare you, in fact, I fucking double dog dare you.
Not to worry, More. As long as you keep your wood stove a secret you should be okay.
Damn.
Sorry.
ttfn like i said some can give it but they cant take it. meet you in scotia square is not my MO. i am a lady and you are well whayever you are, grow up ttfn, you sound like an adolescent with his dukes up. ohhhhh cat fight. thats not my style. and just for the record your bitterness and sexual repression/frustration is showing. maybe you should invest in that vibrator you spoke about the other day in your post. you sound like you need it. now go back to the gutter and take the wannabe colonel with ya.
Nope, Dog Log- I want to have a CIVIL discussion with you, not put my ‘dukes’ up. It’s not your style to have a meeting with someone you’re so obsessed with? You haven’t got the guts to face me because you’re just an old tattered sock puppet, a liar and a coward. How does Jesus deal with that, I wonder? By the way, how’s the ol’ lonely clam, sweetflaps? Still have boards nailed over it with the ‘Abandoned’ sign on it? You’re not the only one who can twist words, ya cowardly old cunt – cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck!
ttfn see that’s what puzzles me about you. one day you’re trying your best to entice me into a sexual tryst with YOU since you insist i am infatuated with you and i had to repeatedly tell you that i don’t swing both ways, that i’m straight. then today you want to meet up with me for a fight. MM i think clearly tt has a mood disorder as well. perhaps we should add bipolar to that list of psychotic symptoms she is exhibiting. wow tt it must be hard being you. But seriously consider that vibrator you spoke about. i bet it will calm you right down. life isnt easy when you are that sexually frustrated. i wouldn’t know but i can only imagine.
ps you dont know the meaning of ‘civil’ tt, don’t make me laugh. bipolar much.
WOGGIE KICKS ASS (II)
Just a note to let you know that I’m behind you 100% against the haters. I don’t want too many smears, slanders, slurs and sneers go by before coming to your assistance.
Your reply (02/20, 8:27AM) to Sonofabitch’s comment (8:43AM) about likening you to shit on his shoe was excellent. It seems that he has changed the opinion he gave on “Pope Resigns…” (02/16, 4:24PM) where he felt that you were “immensely sexy and wanted to FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL.” Nice that. Fuck you like an animal. Woggie, beware of those like Sonofabitch practicing their “false bonhomie”. Likewise, beware of Greeks bearing gifts. You know what I mean.
You have every right to stick up for yourself, Woggie (9:30AM). Don’t let the haters try and take it away. And you’re on the money again with your comment (9:39AM) about Sonofabitch’s “verbal crap” which, while laughable, requires no response from me. You’re more than holding your own, Woggie.
You’re hitting on all cylinders this morning, woggie! An excellent comment (10:17AM) about the Vulgar Crone and Sonofabitch rolling around in the gutter together. One of your best! And yes, you’re on the money as usual about the the origins of the nature the Crone’s comments. Clearly, in addition to being a narcissistic psychopath, she also a repressed sexual obsessive. My guess is that she might also be a manic depressive.
I thought your reply (10:55AM) to the Crone’s unbelievable challenge to fight you at Scotia Square was cool, balanced and rational. Things must be coming to a head with the Crone, woggie, when she starts that sort of stuff. Come to think of it, I always sensed a current of violence beneath her slurs, her smears, her slanders and her sneers. She clearly runs true to type.
Well, woggie, I think you’ve done very well. You’re giving it to them with interest. Don’t hesitate to kick some more when the opportunity arises. They deserve all they can get. And, of course, know that I’ll be behind you every step of the way.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
WOGGIE LICKS ASS (II)
“I’m behind you 100%”
“Nice that. Fuck you like an animal”
“You’re more than holding your own”
“Things must be coming to a head “
“You’re giving it to them “
“I’ll be behind you “
Not totally sure exactly what MM is suggesting here, but I think I’m against it. If only on purely esthetic grounds.
woggie dear lady, please take some of your own advice about not letting things get to you. i thought this particular bitch was aimed at trying to get some harmony on the bitch board, but holy shit, did that ever get derailed in a hurry.
i will be in the square myself on the march 25th. after i come from my appointment with the vascular docs at the hospital. will find out then if i keep both or maybe not. old legs be fucking up more every day. my outlook on a lot of things have been getting a recheck lately, that’s why i was upcountry, where the air was/is clearer and a person can do a major reflection on life.
and trust me babe, life is all too short already. maybe we can meet sometime in the near future, if you wish and grab a coffee or whatever. boru, i harbor no ill will to you by saying just this. beware those that choose to cut your throat and bring you misery. be who you are, for yourself, fuck everyone else. and really guys, be a little more cool , yeah, this is really the suckster talking.
hey gary, nice to hear from you buddy. dont worry about me honey i’m just killing a little time on the bitchboard while convalescing. if i am able to get back behind the wheel by then maybe i will meet you for a coffee. time will tell. i dont get worked up over the bitches honey no matter what they say. i find it entertaining and my cool head always prevails. like i told you, just have fun with it.
MM thanks but responding to the comments comes pretty easily when you consider the mentality of the few naysayers on here. they do not display much originality and actually become very predictable and boring. but like i told gary it is a bit of light bantering on my part albeit vulgar obscenities on their part but no matter it is entertaining for me during my convalesence. yes i think my responses were right on the mark if i do say so myself. thamk you, you are teaching me well.
Order 11? Family size Vindaloo?
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WOGGIE KICKS ASS (III)
Yes, Woggie, you’re quite right to take the the exchange of comments as entertainment (02/20, 1:53PM) and, as I say, I think you’ve done wonderfully in your defense against the haters and their vulgar obscenities. However, woggie, there’s aq dimension to those comments which I think bears a little further examination. I refer in particular to my own comment,”Woggie, beware of those like Sonofabitch practicing their ‘false bonhomie.’ Likewise, beward of Greeks bearing gifts”(02/20, 12:05PM). The two sentences are inter-related. Let’s start with the second.
The reference to Greeks bearing gifts refers, of course, to the Greek siege of Troy. When they could not breach the its walls, the Greeks left behind a large wooden horse. The Trojans thought it was a peace offering and brought it inside the gates. During the night, Greek soldiers went down by ropes through a trap door in its belly, opened the gates, the Greek army rushed in and proceeded to put the inhabitants of Troy to the sword. But what does this have to do with Sonofabitch?
Think about the “summits,” Woggie. Who is the one who gives “gifts.” That’s right. Now think some more. Why does he do this? Two possibilities occur. It might be because of the promptings of the generosity of his heart. If you think that, woggie, then you are like the Trojans. No, the gift-giving is a power-move.They come with strings attached. Those who receive the “gifts” place themselves in Sonofabitch’s debt. What is that debt? It is the debt of loyalty. A small coterie consisting of a few chosen people, the “elect” if you like, come to form the nucleus of a circle of which, of course, he is the center. He is the Chairman of the summits and his favour must be sought if it is to be continually forthcoming. It must be admitted that his power-move has been very successful. Look at the fawning comments after a summit has taken place. One wonders if they kissed his hand (his ring?) upon receiving their “gift.” But, what happens if one of the elect is criticized as we have criticized the Crone. This brings us to the “false bonhomie.”
Look at Sonofabitch’e comment of (02/20, 9:30AM). What has happened? What has happened woggie, is the the gloves are off. He lays into me – or at least he thinks he does – because I have attacked an intimate member of his inner circle and this is not to be countenanced. He reacts with ill-concealed fury. Mind you, I always knew the sneer which accompanied his comments when he referred to me as “Professor” but I chose to ignore it. But this comment shows his true colours. His mask of geniality has slipped. His “bonohomie” has been exposed for what it really is – false.
So woggie, as I say, you are right to look upon this as entertainment but there is a dirty little subtext which ought to be brought to the surface and exposed for what it is in the light of day.
The thread seems to be drying up woggie but, of course, one can never be sure. I’ll check in tomorrow morning to make sure you’re safe and sound.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Thanks GDM, Maes, MM and anyone else who I missed for your kind words. I really appreciate them. Especially today.
MM wow i never realized that. you are absolutely right. AGAIN. i think or at least hope the thread has dried up since it deteriorated in the end to the same obscene name calling and finally a lower-than-low invitation to fist fight. i guess once she finally realized the degree to which she had fallen, she became embarrassed and hopefully frightened at her own inner violence/rage. lets hope so anyhow for all our sakes. yes, have a pleasant evening mm.
Montrealman. I’m very hurt now about what you said.
It’s all true, but it’s still hurtful.
I’d even made you a present, in the off chance that the gang of toughs you ran with as a lad – the “Grammar School Puffians”, (or was it “Hooligals”?) – had a reunion and you could shoehorn in a Sunday summit with your LTWWB friends. Now it’s just so much polystyrene plastic and high lead-content Chinese paint. Bereft of love.
http://coffincorner.proboards.com/index.cg…
If anybody wants me, I’ll be in my bunk – weeping like a little girl >: (
Oh, poor stinky Dog Log, I ain’t going anywhere, you sweet little cowardly yarn yanker – I’m having too much fun to quit, Kraft Cheeses. I await your prim little retort in the morning when you usually rise from your wine bottle-filled coffin. Oh, did I hear you hurt yourself? OH! Gummy is hurty too! A very intriguing coincidence, Loggie. Only here’s a shocker, pop tart, I’ve known who you are all along, just like Kitty and Paul knew – your efforts reek of a poorly taught creative writing class.
By the way, be warned that if you continue to suck MM’s liver-spotted ass rim like a Hoover, you just might inhale his tongue and smite the pathetic old devil. Still, a little forked tongue would look good on you, Loggie. I bid you good evening.
Zilla suck my fucking asshole you dickface.
ivan i,m not so sure mm would accept any of your bribe presents, he’s not desperate for bitch board supporters like you are. he is a well educated free spirit who depends upon no one but his own superior intelligence and analyses, unlike you. i think you should stick to what you do best, you know the plagerism and all. your original comments, if there are any, are confusing. on second thought so are your plagerized comments. cheesh man, you cant even copy and paste correctly withou screwing that up. yup maybe you should keep those lousy presents coming honey because you would never make it on your own on these boards. you need the support of the crone and her sidekick. and they need you. there calling for sunshine today ivan. that means you get to roll around in the gutter with the scraggly crone and her sidekick. wooohooo.
Oh, Loggie, you’re so jealous that you’ve never been able to receive a lovely work of personal art from the talented Ivanski as I have been lucky enough to receive. My goodness, you little toe toaster, I’m sure you would cream your cotton to be lucky enough to receive one. But, no – poor ol’ Loggie’s only reward is the steaming turd coil she makes each morning on the front lawn – perhaps if you put said turd in the freezer, you, too, could have yourself a little award.
How’s the arm, Loggie? Elbow chaffed?
oh ttfn sorry i forgot to acknowledge your comment, i guess it was so humdrum and boring, you know the same obscene feeble attempts at humor, that it didnt even register. then i remembered my manners as the fine genteel lady that i am and decided to answer you. basically i guess i would advise the same thing i told pisspaul your sidekick. dont quit your day job. you are so not a comedian and stupid on top of it all going back over the gary/woggie thing being the same person. yawn. we’re all past that now or havent you heard. probably not with you being busy baking cookies for tub unit. you shoulda taken my advice and cut him off the sugar but then again maybe it works for you in some way. after 30 years the sex, if there is any, probably not but whatever, gets pretty boring. yeah stick to that vibrator you were talking about. and pass those cookies around. but be careful you dont want to spill any crumbs in your HOUSE. hey, not funny i know, a house in todays world might just be worth the sexual barren land in which you reside. bahahaha…
You drank in every word, Loggie, you know you did. You always do. How else could you write the word jumbles that you do?
How does it feel to be a flapping hand who spits out fuzzballs, Loggie?
Poor Loggie – no man, a bum elbow and sweaty flaps – so how do you relieve yourself from all that sexual frustration? Is there a wooden railing you could slide down? And so obsessed with my life – my goodness, Loggie, do you even have time for afternoon coffee with Laird Jesus any more?
Oh, I forgot – sock puppets don’t do well on railings. They tend to unravel. Maybe a Dr. Pepper enema then.
Well, this simply explains everything! This hot-off-the-press photo of Loggie finally made me realize why her sexual urges haven’t been addressed – I think this pic speaks for itself.
http://peskypippi.com/wp-content/uploads/2…
Maybe you could beg MM to slip his whippet-thin peenie-weenie into you and – oh, wait – he’s already done that to you – metaphorically speaking.
tt youre outta gas AGAIN. nothing new or original in your post. same sexual deprivation talk. its sad really. you might have to reconsider that tub unit/house arrangement exchange and the sexually barren wasteland in which you live. life is too short to live like a nun who gets none. so i guess other than that there’s no content in your posts worth mentioning and they’ve become like you, a boring asexual existence. oh, by the way, thanks for inquining about my recovery. actually i’m coming along really well as you can tell by the length of my posts. god is good and praise him for his healing. go get ivan and a shovel, the gutter is calling for ya.
Aren’t you gassed up this morning, Dog Log? Tell me more about my asexual life – inquiring minds want to know, Loggie. I’m surprised you didn’t suggest a pick axe, that would have at least shown some literary ability. I suppose talking about me fictionally deflects from the fact that you’re just a bitter old tattered souse who’s had too many hard gulps of Mazel Tov wine.
Continue to entertain me, Loggie – I only wish you could juggle crucifixes with your floppy little arms.
“Zilla suck my fucking asshole you dickface.”
You seem angry Boru.I wish I knew a good doc. you could speak to about your anger issues but,I don’t.
You done now? I don’t really enjoy kicking people while they are down. You have some pretty clear mental issues and you probably would benefit from seeing someone about them. I wish you the best of luck in sorting your shit out.
ttfn dont shoot the messenger. i’m only reiterating whar you told everyone, including me about your non existent hormones and sex drive on the boards. how else would i have known. i’m smart i know that but i’m not clairvoyant you know. blame yourself and your own big mouth for that one. and i should probably tell you for the record i dont drink. its against my christian beliefs. nor do i snoke. i don’t need to. i just get high on life. when the lord is in your heart you dont need any outside stimulants. you should invite the lord into your heart it would really take that bitterness away. go in peace now tt.
boru pay no heed to zzz he’s a hater along with a couple others on here.
Me-oh-my. Time to take the mask off.
Oh, Log Dog, you gobble up the bait so nicely! Throw in a few ‘flip-outs’ like the Scotia Square post to make the vultures circle, have them totally convinced they have made a Troll Triumph Extraordinaire and then drop all the supposed ‘upset’ facade to do some real mind-fuckery. This process can takes weeks and months but it’s always a ripple to my heart valve to see the outcome – most trollies like you, dearest Loggie, run screaming for the hills because they just can’t keep it up. Well, sugartits, I can because I have done. My days as co-moderator of a US bitch board in the mid-90s gave me a stellar education, Loggie. Oh, those were the days!
I adored my bi-polar diagnosis among all the other mental conditions I’m afflicted with – but, hell, that just makes me so versatile! Oh, can you please give me some more details about Hub-Unit’s rolling obesity and his craving for cookies? Does he really have more chins than a Chinese telephone book? Have you decided to use my pick-axe joke yet? Want to make some cracks about my cob webbed twat or having to carry my uterus around in a shopping cart? Oh, Loggie, you are such a muse! We’re going to have lots of fun! (Wink-wink).
And remember, my Woolly Little Fist, if things fail here, there’s always Christian Mingle.
tt dont need that pick axe you mentioned. you and ivan are in that gutter so often your body prints are still fresh. i suggested the shovel in case it was snow filled. didnt want you getting your little betoobie cold. or wet. scratch the ‘or wet’ comment it might just help out the sexual dysfunction problem. so forget the pick axe, for crying out loud give yourself SOME CREDIT. AGAIN read what you post. you just keep walking right into it tt. don’t blame me.
Predictable as always, Loggie, so what’s the next thing up your sleeve? Your arm? Yawn. Anymore further thoughts on the pick-axe remark?
ttfn see there you go again. i never knew about tub units chins or obesity till you told me. or your uterus. but hey i’ll put it in my back pocket for sure, never know when it will come in handy. the other stuff about your fist fight invite went over my head so cant comment. your anger has ruined your post making it so jumbled, no matter it is better than the obscenities, so thats a step up. remember tt…think twice post once ok. your reference AGAIN about being a moderator in the 90’s tells me you live in the past. please dont do that to yourself. that and mourning for your lost sexual prowess is living in the past. let it go honey and live your life in the NOW. after all that is all we really have you know. please save yourself some embarrassment and stop telling us your life history. are some thingss not sacred.
and yes the bipolar diagnosis for you is self explanatory,
WOGGIE KICKS ASS! (IV)
Good morning Woggie. A review of your comments clearly shows that you are in complete command of the situation, particularly in respect to the manic-depressive Crone. I enjoyed reading your comments and I would like to just add my two cents’ worth to each.
(02/20, 4:41PM)
Yes Woggie, as my structural analysis of the “summits” revealed, the Chairman has gathered his little group of acolytes around him but, under our careful joint scrutiny, has assumed a defensive position, viz. the Chairman’s feeble attempt at sarcasm (6:17PM). However Woggie, I’m afraid that your hopes that the Crone has become reflective (i.e., “embarrassed and frightened”) are misplaced since it misconceives her habitual vindictive pathological state. She couldn’t become reflective even if she wanted to which, of course, she doesn’t. Treat her as a joke, Woggie.
(02/21, 6:35AM)
You’re right about my refusing any of the Chairman’s “bribe presents” Woggie. Actually, he did extend an invitation to one of the summits some time ago – he can do that, of course, in his capacity of Chairman – but I fobbed him off with an excuse about the distance to travel and so on. The real reason was, knowing what would be in store, I would feel very uncomfortable about refusing his “bribe presents” to his face. Remember those Greeks bearing gifts, Woggie. They always had hidden and tendentious motives. And don’t be confused by his incoherent posts, Woggie. As I have previously mentioned they are little more than his fantasist/masturbatory soliloquies. While his acolytes, of course, slavishly gobble them up with greedy mouths, they don’t really mean anything.
(6:51AM)
You’re right about the Crone’s comments being “so humdrum and boring” Woggie. Lacking even a scintilla of reflection, that’s all one can say about them. It is axiomatic that the absence of reflection guarantees boredom. It’s like an algebraic equation: (AR = B).
(7:47AM)
Yes Woggie, it’s sad but true that there is “nothing new or original” in the Crone’s posts. Indeed, the words “new” and “original” function as antonyms where her posts are concerned. And yes Woggie, I have indeed noticed the increased articulation in your posts, heralding both your physical recovery and correspondingly, your fighting spirit. Your hitting your stride, Woggie! In a way, of course, it’s a shame that you have only the Crone’s repetitive and empty slanders to work with but the exercise should keep you in fighting trim if nothing else.
Well Woggie, it looks like that’s it for this morning. It looks like the Crone has, in fact run out of gas. The metaphor is appropriate. Like those suffering from halitosis, she’s always the last to know. I’ll check by this afternoon to make sure everything’s okay.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I’m so disappointment that this is the best retort you could come up with, Doggie Loggie. A big old fail for you, my little sour tart sockipoo. You’ll have to try much harder to impress me.
Oh, MM, I have plenty of gas rest assured. Thank you for the morning chuckle. I patiently await your future missives of which I will peruse for key words. How was your morning bowel movement? A little too much chutney last night?
MM i do agree with all your summations, right on the mark as usual, thank you for your analyses and support. yes i do feel that i am learning a lot under your guidance. ttfn it looks like you’re the only dog in this fight. even your 2 sidekicks found you so boring they no longer support you in your feeble efforts. now if you will excuse me i think i will go watch kelly and michael. you know, some REAL comedy and entertainment. as MM stated i AM in control of the boards and, having said that, i am putting this post to bed. tt sorry but i just dont find your comments stimulating enough. as i said you are outta gas and your last several posts are struggling, without success. to survive. thanks MM for you insightful comments and unwaivering support. see you on the boards.
I do believe Loggie and MM are about to make ‘Centipede 3’ with all these sucking anal noises in the background.
I fight my own battles, Dog Log. And dirty socks are my specialty.
“You done now? I don’t really enjoy kicking people while they are down. You have some pretty clear mental issues and you probably would benefit from seeing someone about them. I wish you the best of luck in sorting your shit out.”
Zilla I allow myself to get too pissed off by trolls like you.
Some of the professionals there to help people are fucked up themselves.
Isn’t it highly amusing how I can fight my own battles but you need your Lord Savior, MM, to pat you on the head like a good bitch? Sounds like you have severe abandonment issues, Dog Log, as well as a chronic alcohol problem – you really should lay off the Aqua Vulva or at least just drink the blue stuff. Oh, did I use the same joke over the course of the last two days? Why, yes I did!
Reading your slobbering posts to MM is like reading posts from one of Mr. Burns’ hounds.
Ladies and Gentlemen – Dog Log has just stated ‘…as MM stated: i AM in control of the boards…’ So you didn’t even reach that conclusion on your own. And a lower case ‘i’ is indicative of someone with horrific self-esteem issues. How sad, Loggie. Were you put in the dryer too long as a socklet?
So here is the question: Who else thinks Dog Log is in control of the LTWWB board? Discuss among yourselves.
…’kelly and michael…’ entertainment? A new low, even for you, Loggie.
I await your afternoon dissertation, coached by the Old Puppetmaster Hizzelf, MM, Self-Proclaimed King of St. Catherine Street.
BTW
According to Zilla and his “professional opinion”, I am mentally ill. because I got pissed off at what Zilla (the troll) said?
Well then,boards such as this one are full of crazy people. 🙂
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even your 2 sidekicks found you so boring they no longer support you in your feeble efforts.
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i AM in control of the boards
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You’re not in control of anything. Not even your *bowels*.
I’ve been in the grips of a horrible flu. I usually get a flu shot, because of a compromised immune system. I missed the flu shot this year, and for the first time in years, I have the flu.
I find *you* boring, but not TTFN.
And since the thread we’re in is a plea to stop picking on the mentally ill, it felt appropriate to back off on you a bit.
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TTFN certainly doesn’t need help dealing with a pustule like you woggie. She’s engaging in a battle of wits with a conscientious objector and the only thing funnier than her effortless put-downs, is the way Montrealman keeps encouraging you to make an ass of yourself. Your lack of reading comprehension, functional illiteracy, inability to punctuate and serial rape of the comma all combine to leave a trail of indelible yellow fingerprints that lead straight to the fist that’s firmly ensconced up your joy division.
I’d immortalize you in plastic, but the late, great Ray Harryhausen did it first, and better:
http://www.stephenjoneseditor.com/media/rh…
it’s funny, speaking of the flu shot, i got the jab in dec, the bear didn’t. i contracted some sort of plague this month that has lasted for weeks, the bear was fine. the first time i ever had a flu shot, i think i’ll pass next year
“BTW
According to Zilla and his “professional opinion”, I am mentally ill. because I got pissed off at what Zilla (the troll) said?
Well then,boards such as this one are full of crazy people. :)”
Are you mental? Let it go. I trolled you, mocked you, and asserted my intelligence over you. You already lost and I’m sure no one gives a fuck that you got trolled. I’m your better and you’re pathetic for thinking otherwise. Stop posting shit in a pathetic attempt to one up me. I’m going to stop responding to your retarded comments in this bitch as I don’t want to kick you while you’re down.
FYI it wasn’t a professional opinion….just an opinion based on your attention whoring posts that most people ignored. Stop looking to people on the internet to feel accepted. You’re crippling yourself by doing it.
I told her the exact same thing, Ziller.
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“Were you put in the dryer too long as a socklet?”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL
WOGGIE KICKS ASS! (V)
Good afternoon Woggie.
You’re absolutely welcome for my “insightful comments and unwaivering support” (10:23AM) and, needless to say, I will do my best to continue to offer both of them to you in the future.
The steady dusting of the Crone’s vacuous, meandering posts must be a trial for you. Truly, she bears out the fact that she is a pathological case, a terminal manic-depressive. I think the best advice to give you is not – repeat not – to answer her at any length because, in addition to being exhausting, this just feeds her rage and paranoia. Perhaps you can think of a very short blunt retort – something like “BONE THE CRONE!” – so that you will not waste your time. You might be able to think of something better but I would reply with it to each of her ceaseless, empty chatter.
I see that the Chairman has renewed his attack on you, this time by way of proclaiming that I keep “encouraging you to make an ass of yourself” (12:47PM). A bit arrogant, don’t you think? But very typical. You must remember and pay due deference to his rank. He is the Chairman and requires the obligatory obeisance and submission. What a pompous mutt. In addition to his slander against me being completely false, the Chairman, in the manner of cowards everywhere, sees his chance to pounce, to pile on. He reminds me of the New Delhi rapists. Ignore his other charges, Woggie. You have no reason whatsoever to entertain the Chairman’s fatuous accusations. He doesn’t realize this of course because, being the Chairman (in his own eyes) all other posters (his inner circle of sycophants and other random bum-suckers excepted) are under an obligation to give an account of themselves. As is always the case with the Chairman, he is just pirouetting once again, “en point,” while engaging in yet another of his fatuous meaningless/masturbatory soliloquies.
And then – I nearly forgot – there’s P1 (11:52AM), next to the Crone herself the Chairman’s most favoured lapdog. In his usual off-putting telegraphic style he wants you to know that he finds you and not the Crone *boring*. He doesn’t say why but, of course that’s standard with the Chairman’s inner circle of sycophants and bum-suckers. But why the asterisks instead of quotation marks? Who knows? I guess he doesn’t write much. But, and this is his important message Woggie, he thinks that you’re not in control of anything, “Not even your bowels.” Isn’t that wonderful, Woggie? Such reflection, such insight, such depth. On the other hand, maybe he’s speaking from sad experience. Maybe at one time you accidentally shit on him.
Well Woggie, another triumph although I must say your heart must sink when you see another comment from the windmilling Crone. But never let your guard down. Don’t engage her at length – as if that were possible given her disturbed and untutored state of mind. Keep your rejoinders brief, the briefer the better. I’ll be keeping watch.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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And then – I nearly forgot – there’s P1 (11:52AM), next to the Crone herself the Chairman’s most favoured lapdog. In his usual off-putting telegraphic style he wants you to know that he finds you and not the Crone *boring*. He doesn’t say why but, of course that’s standard with the Chairman’s inner circle of sycophants and bum-suckers. But why the asterisks instead of quotation marks? Who knows? I guess he doesn’t write much. But, and this is his important message Woggie, he thinks that you’re not in control of anything, “Not even your bowels.” Isn’t that wonderful, Woggie? Such reflection, such insight, such depth. On the other hand, maybe he’s speaking from sad experience. Maybe at one time you accidentally shit on him.
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Yes, Dennis. I said “not even your bowels”. You *do* get sarcasm, right Dennis?
And the asterix thing? You asked me about it a couple months ago, remember, Dennis? Fire up your internet machine and go back and read what I said, Dennis.
Or were you asked rhetorically, not looking for information, but rather trying to score *points*. Is that it, Dennis? *Points*?
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You’re absolutely welcome for my “insightful comments and unwaivering support” (10:23AM) and, needless to say, I will do my best to continue to offer both of them to you in the future.
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So you still enjoy the ego boost from someone you see as being beneath you in all ways? Classy, Dennis.
P
p.s. FLOG THE WOG!!!
It works! Sorry, I mean it *works*!!!
(Takes polite little bow and blows kisses to Kitty, Paul and Ivan)
Dog Log, I believe it’s time you asserted your ‘authority’ as self-proclaimed controller of this board. Will this include typing in caps? It might help with that terrible inferiority complex you wear like a bad toupee. Perhaps you could try posting a little video of your beady black googley eyes rolling around in counterclockwise circles to the latin beat of Bolero. Now that would show some talent.
Instead, you crow in your lower-case ‘i’s, bleating old remarks like they were Joseph Smith’s golden tablets rediscovered. An education is referred to ‘as living in the past.’ MM must be terribly insulted by such a slur as I believe he has 3,572 post-graduate degrees. At least he’ll never run out of bog wipe.
Oh, Loggie, didn’t I tell you this would be fun? I haven’t even warmed up yet.
i have barely scanned thru most of these, 3 would be a crowd, but just saw TTFN remarks about lower case. wot’s up then? is this another fake wog dog on the board? her initial comments were all properly punctuated and correct case and all that jazz.
i did the search back but the comment trail is unbroken, so it must be the same person, so why the change in writing style?
and one other thing, i saw that comment about lower case i indicating poor self esteem. what the heck? some kind of chicken slop for the soul analysis? poor self esteem is not something i have ever been accused of, and i don’t use caps on anything i write for personal use. it’s pure laziness, never underestimate that as lifestyle and arbiter of behaviour.
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The New Delhi Rapists
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Really? That’s really what Ivan reminds you of?
Ok, I’ll play:
Dennis, you remind me of a sadist secret police psychologist, with heavy and creepy sexual undertones(you do tend to talk a lot about women’s underwear and eating shit a lot. You taked about spanking alot last year too, you dirty little bugger!).
Let’s play the Dennis Cato game, Boarders!
What does Dennis Cato, out own sweet little Montrealman, remind you of.
“Effeminate Nazi”, while fairly obvious as a first choice, isn’t allowed. In fact, no Nazis at all, please. It’s too easy, and let’s make this creative!
I do believe MM imagines Dog Log as one of his greyhounds.
Keeping her on such a short leash is very cruel, Mr. Cato. I honestly thought you cared about animals.
While advising Loggie to keep her answers brief, you continue to post like a projectile vomit of scrabble tiles no one wants to pick up. Your continued stroking of poor old insecure Loggie is really a travesty, sir. She honestly believes you and that, too, is very cruel to the poor bitch.
Perhaps someone should be calling the SPCA to report this abuse.
Also, please note that I’m simply thrilled with my honorary title of Crone. A tip of the derby to you, MM. 😉
ahem *cough* the monsieur has whippets
I thought I was “the Chairman”! I don’t have a nickname!
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I stand corrected, Painey. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to picture Dog Log as a whippet. A rheumy-eyed Christian St. Bernard with a beer keg chained to her neck maybe.
Come on now, Molly, you can’t be serious. These are trolls, kid, and this is how you roll with ’em. Nothing more, more less.
i don’t picture wogdog as a dog, i don’t picture her
Not even googley-eyes, Painey?
Well, boys and girls, it didn’t take much to crack the code.
This is especially for you, Wog Log.
http://www.facebook.com/VintageHalifax#!/d…
Zilla Your opinion of me means sweet fuck all to me.Your continuing to say your better than I am, says your an asshole.
Zilla you enjoy your evening with yourself.Narcissist’s do tend to enjoy their own company. 🙂
I’m finished. 🙂
I think Dennis meant to say New Delhi Therapists.
Lemon curry?
So, MM, in conclusion – Check Mate. You’ve been bested. I await a distant shrill scream from the general area of – oh, wait, the site shows a map right to your house. Oh, my. Have you told your wife about your slobbering sycophant yet, Dennis? I’m sure she’s loading her pickup as I type.
And flattered as I am by my promotion, there is only one Chairman here:
http://www.wallchan.com/images/sandbox/815…
he’s the *chairman of the board* http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3234/2760347…
Painy What movie or TV show is that character from?He’s a little scary looking.
Holy crap on a stick, TTFN! Code cracked!
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That’s Iggy Pop playing a Vorta from an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space 9
You actually don’t know what Zilla thinks of you. He said some stuff, and by your reaction to certain things he said, you told him how to troll you. And in your last post you’re telling him how to take it even farther. The 🙂 seems to indicate you “got one over” on Zilla, but you must be the only one person on the whole board who is missing what is actually going on here.
1- every Bitch or post does not relate to you, and a plea for your deepest darkest past.
2- you take this place way too seriously. Seriously.
3- when you insist on shoehoring in “I haven’t had sex since 2005”, you just give trolls more info to use against you.
Am I missing anything, Ziller? I generally enjoy your work, and you are as much a part of this board as anyone else. Loves ya, Ziller, you prick! xoxoxo
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it’s iggy pop boru, he’s a musician and he was on star trek deep space nine, which i didn’t like very much. he’s kinda scary looking in real life http://www.jerranwolf.com/wp-content/uploa…
I take this no further than posting MM’s site – after all, I am a civilized human bean and I’ve made my point.
Let this be a lesson to you Dog Log. What do you think of your Messiah now?
uncle vanya, i bow to your nerdiness…screee
Scree!
P. Unfortunately for me,I’m not good at hiding behind a persona.
I guess I have to brush up on Bitch Board/chat room etiquette.
” when you insist on shoehoring in “I haven’t had sex since 2005″, you just”
No I was trying to defend myself.Sure I probably should’ve been more shuttle while doing so but I was upset.He called me a “Hoe”, I wrote the first thing that came to mind.
i wanna be called a rake, sadly i usually get ‘hey wheelbarrow!’
It’s a message board. An online persona is your name. You have an online persona, *Boru*.
Why the fuck would you feel you need to “defend yourself from something a troll says? Do you believe he has this power over you, or do you just choose to give this power away?
Serious question.
“Should’ve been more subtle”? How about grow a set of balls and not give away your power to someone you’re never going to meet, ever?
And seriously- I don’t care if he called you a “Hoe”. Its a cartoon word from a cartoon forum member. Instead of writing “the first thing that came to mind”, why not take a walk, let some of the anxiety dissipate, go to THs for a tea and cruller, or just DON’T ENGAGE HIM?
Have you ever heard of Don’t Feed The Trolls?
It’s good advice.
And you may think youre not hiding behind a persona, but when you keep telling everyone here all these depressing facts” about your life, you’re giving TMI. TMI affects different people differently. It can change peoples’ opinions of you, I guarantee.
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2005. Now that was a good year!
P. Thanks.Live and learn.
I would also like to say thanks, for not calling me out for my misspelling of “subtle”. 🙂
Good Dog Molly , better than the neighborhood bucycle ~;)
WOGGIE KICKS ASS! (VI)
An excellent choice, Woggie. Saying nothing in response to the Chairman and his court indicates the contempt their bullying comments deserve.
I’ll be leaving it myself but if I see you’re being bullied on another thread I’ll come to your defense again. Don’t let the lap dogs and bum-suckers get you down.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!