Pay attention for fuck sake!! I was stopped that far back because there was an big ass oil truck making a wide right turn (like they have to!) and then a tour bus making a left. It’s an awkward intersection anyway. So yes, I stopped far back in my lane to let them get through without hitting my car, and I was being a nice fucking driver by giving them the space they needed to get through.
So it partially blocked the right turn lane next to me. You poor bitch. You had to wait 20 secs or so to make your turn. After laying on your horn several times, you then realized that you could make your turn anyway. And as you were, you screamed at me to fucking move. Oh I wish I could have gotten in your face and told you what I was thinking! I hope you have a really fucking shitty day. Now that I’ve gotten this off my chest, I will have a delightful one. —I hope you are a LTWWBitcher too
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.


Excellent tag, Maude. 🙂
Thank you brendon, I was kind of pleased with myself. 🙂
Women should not be allowed to drive while on the rag. Glad the OP is a respectable driver 🙂
Seb. should not be allowed to drive when he’s on the rag!
F-U Sebastian… dick
I’ve never encountered that much hostility though I don’t have to suffer my commute behind the wheel often.
Given the proper mood, I’d likely have just turned my car off and parked for a light or two.
OB, in that type of situation, I try (not always successful) to give a big smile, wave and blow a kiss. That helps keep my blood pressure down.
Wow. It sure is easy to see how pissed I was now that I’m reading it. It had just happened maybe 20 or so minutes before I posted and I was still fuming. Bitching always helps.
And I did have a delightful day. 🙂
Love the tag too. DM. Nice.
Sebastian’s kind shouldn’t be allowed out in public period 🙂
If that were the case we wouldn’t have bleeding hearts bitching about two cocksuckers sucking face in a bar. Just bad taste.