Nothing drives me more crazy than when I see my female Facebook friends adding “In a relationship with ______,” then you hop over to the man’s profile and low and behold… he doesn’t even acknowledge he’s IN a relationship. Girls, I’d bet if you just happened to get into his account that the relationship status absence is for a good reason! Women these days, require way too little of their partner. Our expectations, values and needs have sadly gone to the wayside and I see way too many friends being treated like crap by losers who are waiting for something better to come along. I don’t see what’s so wrong with walking away, being single certainly isn’t a bad thing! Why lose who you are? —Just Sayin’
This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.
facebook is a datamining suckhole….. i dont blame anyone who keeps their fb pages to a minimum, i sure do.
sounds like you are reading way to much into a social page. its funny to see you talk about values and expectations and then relate it to a stupid web page.
come back to reality!!
Or maybe guys don’t give a shit about FB or statuses or playing silly games or any of that other garbage. Just sayin’,
‘No one can make you feel inferior without your consent’ – Eleanor Roosevelt
..or stickers, or ponies, or unicorns, or Edward, or…
Somebody was creeeepin’
IIRC: you can’t name the person you’re in a relationship with unless they accept and their status changes as well to say they’re in a relationship with you.
So… I smell bologna (mmm fried bologna) on this one.
Yeah, I keep my status unknown regardless because it’s no one’s business. I remember being out a couple years ago, after I ended my last serious relationship and some girl who I had never met decides to ask me about what happened. I gave her a dirty look and asked “do I know you?”
Your complaints are valid, OP, I just hope that you’re not assuming that all your friends’ significant others are “losers who are waiting for something better to come along” just because they don’t post their relationship status on facebook.
I also disagree with “Women these days, require way too little of their partner. Our expectations, values and needs have sadly gone to the wayside”
Not the case in my experience. Exact opposite, if anything.
Fuck facebook
wanna start a fuck facebook group with me?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LPLV2tAV0q8/TP-W…
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Move along. Nothing to see here except a poor yet tenacious loser with no ambition to have sex with another human being.
meh..fb is just for fun..that’s it..
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if you get too pissed by facebook statuses, then don’t bother to read them. i know fools who put in every mother fucking thing they do. and update every 2 minutes. fuck me, i don’t give a shit if you were out pissing in the woods, then got caught, and then you pissed again, and got nailed the second time either.
and that friends, is a true story. guy was having a weewee in the woods, just happened to be seen by a woman and kid, then after they left, he did it again, and someone else saw him, and i guess called the cops.
fuck, who cares if you do this, some other dumb fucks, with too much time, and no life. i can see adding some shit, but not every 2 fucking minutes. give us a fuckng huge break here. and no, i do not usually bother to read shit like that, just caught my eye, as i was scrolling down page, looking for something else.
Perhaps if the had, just for guys, a status of: gettin’ some, it might help?
I’m on the “my relationship is none of your buisness side of this argument”.
If you are a friend of mine, you will know my relationship status regardless of it being on facebook or not.
If the only way you would know that I was in a relationhip is because I posted it, than I don’t really think it is your business, nor do you need to comment on it, or get mad at me because I haven’t been keeping you updated in my life.
When I decided to change my relationship status on facebook, I consulted my other half and we both agreed to change it – and I wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s a two person decision imo. It has nothing to do with me requiring a little or a lot from my man, and everything to do with whether we want to share that aspect of our life with 400 people.
No offense, hollah!, but… it’s kinda sad when an *actual* conversation goes on regarding changing a facebook relationship status.
I like FB as much as the next person, but my GOD stop taking it so fucking seriously! It’s NOT real life ffs!
Hey TT. is it true that the Elizabeth May Buttplug is solar powered, and that the only was to use it is outdoors, at noon, on a sunny day, adopting what might be politely referred to as “The Ostrich Position”?
Naw, Ivaniski, it’s a miniature wind turbine on the plug that flies her from coast to coast. The Ostrich Position happens when the plug’s had enough and drops her 1000 feet.
hay guysssssss
how’s liz getting around the country during the electionnnn? An AIRPLANE, perhaps?
PK, I know what you are saying about FB not being that big a deal, but when you are generally a private person, and you have family members and “friends of friends”, or work team members, that all see it and start pressuring you and questioning you about it not only on facebook, but on the street, changing FB relationship status turns into a big annoyance.
Not to mention, if it isn’t something serious (the relationship) You change it, and then a month later change it back to single, you are bombarded with a million more questions from people that don’t need to really be asking about my personal life.
I’m not really willing to go through that annoyance with just anyone, and when someone just assumes that it is ok to send you a “change relationship status request” it creates a lot of awkwardness and tension right off the bat when you reply by saying “Yeah, sorry, I don’t do relationship statuses on facebook”
I don’t do relationship statuses on FB either. I think you just proved my point though: SO many people are all “FACEBOOKFACEBOOKFACEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOK” when it comes to interpersonal relationships, and what often ends up happening is people start reading about your life on FB and think they know you better than they really do, or better than you think they should know you.
I’m pretty picky too, with who I’ll add to my FB. And I do regular sweeps. Sure I use it to communicate with friends (chat, and msgs, mainly), but my GOD people it’s not the be all and end all of life.
Well said This&That
Hey Tommy – you got a fan base now. Check out the love side.
LOLZ. I heard that the company that designed them (Elector-Phux – Because If Politicians Are Going To Screw You, It Might as Well be Pleasurable) were only going to put out dildos of the 3 party leaders but Little Miss YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! stamped her little feet and threatened boycotts, protests and a spam campaign so they threw her a bone (heh heh) The Duceppe vibrator is very distinct, not bi-lingual but is bi-curious; the only difference being, the user has to revolve around it which is fitting, all things being equal(which of course in this nation, they are not)
Yeah, I agree PK. Facebook is a bit ridonkulous these days.
And thanks Tommy 🙂
In a relationship with… while cheating with… while talking with… is how it should read.
Maybe FarceBook should change it to “Silly cunt getting fuct by ______.”
The way you keep chasing Sebastian around this board, NGF, one could conclude that you have a hankering for some man-love yourself.
And let’s be honest here, shall we? Of the bounteous contributions to your diet, it’s fairly obvious that pussy is not frequently among them.
lovely big kitty kat ms meow…you know you love it mr. fat
Thanks, PG, I quite like his sassy attitude (the tiger, not the fat one).
Come now, NGF, don’t flatter yourself. My infrequent jabs at you hardly compare to your lengthy and passionate pursuit of Sebastard. Besides that, my lady parts are already quite well-attended to by Mr.Me0w and company, but thanks anyway.
I’ll admit to enjoying many of your churlish contributions to LTWWB in the past, but since your comments have devolved into repetitive schoolyard bullshit, I find you to be one of the more irritating and tedious bitchers on here. As far as proper respect, considering you’re a childish lout who has used his loathing of one pathetic moron of a commenter as an excuse to repeatedly make shitty comments about gay people, I think my comments to you reflect the level of respect you deserve, ie. none.
…he’s not a troll chickie^^but he’s no goat http://www.yearcats.com/wp-content/uploads…
Jeeze, cauliflower cunts need love too.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/265157…
“Mr.Me0w and company …” Who … who is this “company”?
lol
Haha, exactly PG.
Only the highest caliber of people, I assure you, Donk 😉
Don’t flatter *myself*? Holy deflecting.