The Q-Tip doesn’t need to go to the base. That made my bad day much more terrible- OUCH!
—Hurtin’

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  1. LOL I just got straightened out on what kind of test this must have been. LOL sorry to make light of it. OUCH!

  2. Martym, all Q-tips do is force the detritus farther down the canal. You gotta use a flat tipped bobby pin to dredge out all the crud. And I assume you are talking Aural Pleasure, not Urethra Franklin

  3. Guys, are you understanding this bitch?

    Ivan…erm…I don’t think a bobby-pins gonna do the trick here…lol

  4. OP, a little dose of Cupid’s Measles in time for V-Day. Eve Ennsler is somewhere laughing her evil ass off.

  5. I’m pretty sure this bitch is about pap tests (which usually include some STD tests) — when the swab hits the cervix it can hurt like a SOB.

  6. I still think this is a dude who’s likely walkin a little funny at the moment.

    he should take the other end of the q-tip and shove it in his ear down to the base so as to swab the brain of any bad memories he’s having as a result of this torturous procedure.

  7. HAHA OP forgot his “Jimmy” ! Gotta love that ol drip eh ? How nice ! HAHA . Even if your fuckin the said virgin mary – wear a jimmy , the bitch might be lying when shes been .

  8. to the base? if you are talking about what i think you are talking about. you should sue. they just put the tip in for me and it hurt for the day. i’m sorry. i can feel your pain. except i can’t even. cus the base? my god.

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