The Q-Tip doesn’t need to go to the base. That made my bad day much more terrible- OUCH!
—Hurtin’
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
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The Q-Tip doesn’t need to go to the base. That made my bad day much more terrible- OUCH!
—Hurtin’
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
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ouch is right! Don’t stick anything bigger than your elbow in your ear. Didn’t mom tell you that?
LOL I just got straightened out on what kind of test this must have been. LOL sorry to make light of it. OUCH!
Kay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmm, sounds hot.
ML is hot
I’m waiting on webcam for ya, Living!
i’m effing addicted to Q-tips and i can’t help myself from digging for gold
…but your partner should go to the base of you know what.
Martym, all Q-tips do is force the detritus farther down the canal. You gotta use a flat tipped bobby pin to dredge out all the crud. And I assume you are talking Aural Pleasure, not Urethra Franklin
omfg uretha q-tip swab i’m thinking that would not be pleasurable; no not so much
Guys, are you understanding this bitch?
Ivan…erm…I don’t think a bobby-pins gonna do the trick here…lol
yes i think were both jokes; the bitch is bout a std swab yes?
yes it is the old spread em and say hello…not so much fun
Getting your pipes cleaned and your chimney swept.
OP, a little dose of Cupid’s Measles in time for V-Day. Eve Ennsler is somewhere laughing her evil ass off.
I’m pretty sure this bitch is about pap tests (which usually include some STD tests) — when the swab hits the cervix it can hurt like a SOB.
the big pink q-tips are better o.p., unless you are against that sort of thing?
I still think this is a dude who’s likely walkin a little funny at the moment.
he should take the other end of the q-tip and shove it in his ear down to the base so as to swab the brain of any bad memories he’s having as a result of this torturous procedure.
HAHA OP forgot his “Jimmy” ! Gotta love that ol drip eh ? How nice ! HAHA . Even if your fuckin the said virgin mary – wear a jimmy , the bitch might be lying when shes been .
to the base? if you are talking about what i think you are talking about. you should sue. they just put the tip in for me and it hurt for the day. i’m sorry. i can feel your pain. except i can’t even. cus the base? my god.