Oh how I detest thee, let me count the ways. 1, 2 skip a few 99, 100. —Citizen David

This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.

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  7. I honestly don’t think so, Vastie. Hopefully the decision will be made for the proper reasons.
    Not:
    a)Take the toys away from the boys because war is harmful to children and other living things.
    b)They lied about the cost. Really! Government lying about how they spend our money. I’m gobsmacked.
    c)Initial pre-production bugs and glitches. Every new piece of kit has these. Some turn out to be genuine dogs; others are world beaters

    That being said, If I was benevolent dictator I’d probably go with the F/A -18E
    SuperHornet. 2 engines, proven technology, easy transition for aircrew and maintenance personnel.
    And, to piss off the lefties – I’d buy a shitload of ’em.
    MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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  8. I’d be your first kamikaze lemming muthafucker Minister Ivan.
    Point to it on a map and tell the cartographer he better get ready to start on Version 2.0

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  12. Reformed??? As far as I can see, we’re in the passing lane at full speed ahead to become a mirror image of our southern neighbours. Why don’t you dipshits (the entire 30% of our population {something seems flawed with a majority being less than a third of the population}) that gave Harper his “majority”, fuck off to America where you belong? Heres hoping some Quebec farmer drives a pitchfork through his head before the next election, cause we all know us English wimps won’t do anything but complain.

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  14. well of course he’s reformed, he was leader of the reform party, after manning. remember him, the little guy in the ill fitting clothes. but really, did you think steve the snake, would be a nice guy, once he got his majority, not me.

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  17. A moose defense force would actually be a pretty bad idea. Think of all the sisters that would get bitten! 😛

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  18. An all moose army would be the only military in the world that could be defeated by a drunken newf in a car. >; )

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  20. i know a certain bitcher who has a thing for harper, maybe they could get the picture *modified* and put it on the ceiling…or a life size cardboard cutout

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  23. A Thomas Mulcair majority sounds nice right about now. Harper is definitely not the man I want to see lead this country, his record on the environment speaks for itself. I am also not a huge fan of U.S. culture and politics and little Stevie seems to want head in that particular direction. The voters have spoken and I can only hope they get as sick of this guy as I have.

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  24. Mulcair would make a good premier of Quebec – and I do not mean that to be complimentary. Leader of Canada? Not so much.

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  25. THE WEEKEND ROUND-UP

    : Avasto (05, 18, 11:21AM)

    Avasto, you’ve got to stop kissing Ivan’s ass.

    : Fire RagezZz (11:21AM0

    And why would that be, Rage. Any idea? No, I don’t suppose so.

    12;15PM

    You’ve got to stop kissing Ivans ass, Rage.

    : Depeche Mel (1:01PM)

    Keep your legs open, Mel. You might get lucky. And you’ve got to be fair. It sounds like you fucked the rest of Halifax so why drawn the line at poor Stephen?

    : Stephen Harper (1:04PM)

    Why don’t *you* fuck off Stephen?

    : troondon formosus (8:35PM)

    Gee, Troon, are you in favour of the environment too? Now, time to get back to the kitchen table and continue clipping those EI coupons.

    : Ivan, Master & Commander (5/19, 8:56AM)

    Whoa, Ivan! Do you really mean it when you say you “don’t mean to be complimentary”? We’re all shaking in our boots, Ivan. Say it ain’t so.

    Bad news. There will be no “Weekend Roundup” for the other Friday bitches as they are all eye-wateringly mindless.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

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  30. “Batter”? Let’s throw him into a deep fryer, then. >; )
    I Kid, I kid. I kid, because I love

    MM’s one-liners are frequently hilarious.

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  31. haha, i’ve been watching lots of baseball. he has been hitting quite a few over the big green monster^^

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  33. Annie’s a good cleanup batter?
    Not surprising I suppose, since he swings both ways so easily.

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  34. SHITD, now exactly how does a political party in Canada get a majority goverment with 30% of the vote. Mmmmm let me think. Well it couldn’t be because we have more political parties than Carter has liver pills, could it?

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  35. Hugo – does he pitch or catch? >; )

    Bro Tim – didn’t you know that democracy in in parlous danger, every time someone doesn’t get their own way? *sarcasm alert*

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  36. i get it but in all reality, first base and shortstop…that’s where all the action is. most of the time when you’re playing scrubs or walkups you just don’t have any outfielders and no parental units yelling their fool heads off. childhood freedom has bitten the dust, apologies for going off topic more then once

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  37. RSVPs

    : Depeche Mel (05/19, 2:39PM)

    Is that what your “lovers” tell you Mel? Come on, be truthful, wouldn’t you like to get Stephen’s hairy chest in a good tight scissors grip? Try him on for size, Mel.

    : Furious Styles (7:56PM)

    I enjoyed writing “The Week-End Roundup” so much, FS, that I’m thinking of doing something similar on a more frequent basis (that means more often than a week, FS). That is, unless I’m bored out of my mind by the mindlessly fatuous comments. Watch this space.

    : Paingirl (05/20, 8:49AM)

    An interesting analogy, PG. You do know what an analogy is, don’t you?

    : Ivan, Master & Commander (9:16AM)

    Did you manage to clean Avasto’s slobber off your ass yet, Ivan? I bet there was a lot of it.

    (9:47AM) – Nice but not Britains. No moveable arms.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

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    : Ivan, Master & Commander (05/20, 5:08PM)

    That’s more like it Ivan. Acyually, I have a detachment of Gurkhas identical to these.

    I’ve got to figure out how to post links.

    P.D.A.s?

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

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  41. Personal Displays of Affection, Professor.
    Dare I suggest “Cato of the Khyber Rifles” with yourself in the Tyrone Power role.

    Ayo Gurkhali!, Timothy >: )

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  43. I don’t agree with everything Harper has done, not by a long stretch. But I find him moderately more acceptable than Paul Martin and Jean Chretien. So there’s that.

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  44. Very good Tim, next time, put your answer in the form of a question. The more obvious or rhetorical the question, the harder the slap upside the head (the prize) will be.

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  45. I voted for Steve – glad I did – all he needs to do now to make life almost perfect is decriminalise weed and bring back the rope.
    Alternate choices are the NDP/BQ led by a Frenchman, and the Liberals, leaderless and useless. Lizzie May and the greenhouse gassers, not even worth a mention.

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