Black Friday, aptly named for when companies go from being in the red to black for their year end, can lick my taint!
The commercialized slap in the face marketing ploy of Black Friday this and Black Friday that, is a measure of corporate greed only equaled by the consumers want to fulfil their meager lives with shit they don’t need. —Laughing At You US Wannabe!
This article appears in Nov 28 – Dec 4, 2013.


Oh please. Black Friday in canada is often a fairly civilized affair when compared to the black friday chaos that is the status quo in the USA.
You people, you bitch when stores charge too much. You bitch when they charge too little. When the problem is clearly obvious in every case. THE FUCKING IDIOT CONSUMERS.
You don’t like a store? Don’t shop there. If everyone who felt this way actually DID that, things would look (AND COST) a lot different.
What you’re really trying to say is they sold out on the 56″ flat screen and you missed out.
Last time I checked, shopping on Black Friday wasn’t compulsory?
I honestly don’t give a fiddler’s fuck about Black Friday – since my family gave up the commercialism of Christmas, we’ll be happier having a great big old dinner with our friends, all who are alone with no other family – that’s my spirit of Christmas, not this insane mob rule over a goddamn big screen.
While the companies may go from red to black, it can’t be said of the consumers who go from black into the RED, takes years to pay back, not to mention the quadrupling of the original price they paid for the item.
Bro Tim changed his name to ‘Black Friday’ during the Reagan and both Bush administrations’ presidencies so he could feel more American.
It’s cheaper to buy a flatscreen the week of the superbowl than it is on black friday…