In my rearview I saw you approaching in your feeble attempt to show your “male bravado” to both the wench seated beside you and other poor drivers by revving your engine and going way too fast. Wow you are cool you 80’s throwback mullet wearing idiot. But the worst was when you pulled up beside me and almost ran into the side of my car trying to cut me off to get in my lane. No way I was letting you in especially after you nearly hit me. I laid on a well deserved horn in my car and you were forced to wait until some poor driver felt sorry for you and let you in. You then proceeded to give me the finger. You f******. You try to cut me off, nearly hit my car, and then have the audacity to give ME the finger. I hope everyone pissed on your parade today and you got stopped for speeding by the cops you asshole! —Blue G5
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.
Well, what do you expect a douch to do when you wont let them have their way?
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
Did it have gold rims? Not that most mustang drivers wouldn’t fit that description…
Hmmm…..is it possible that the OP was wrong and the mustang was in the right?
Yep! consider this hypothetical….
the G5 guy gets into a lane that is bumper to bumper for several kms, and he’s getting more and more furious by the minute everytime that he see someone in the other lane come speeding down the road and cut into his lane…..
what he doesn’t notice, is the mustang just turned onto the street. he’s not trying to cheat the slow lane, the mustang is just trying to merge into the slow lane.
The mustang travels down the fast lane until the slow lane starts to move again…..then he tries to merge into the slow lane……
but hothead in the G5 doesn’t want to cooperate, he steps on the gas and almost causes an accident with his bully tactics of keeping the mustange out of the slow lane
My question is where did he get that throwback mullet? I’ve been thinking about upgrading my pretty sweet rat tail but I’m looking for a trustworthy hair artist to nurture it to it’s full mullety potential.
OP, you should have contacted 911 (use handsfree/Bluetooth) and reported an aggressive and wreckless driver who is speeding. tailgating, and attempting to sideswipe your car. The police do take these reports seriously and would dispatch someone. It would be awesome to see that fuck tard get a ticket.
Welcome to Halifax where EVERYONE is entitled to be first… in their minds, anyway.
Honestly, I’m surprised he backed off, maybe it wasn’t is car? LOL
There is nothing wrong with looking 80s.
Hey Seb, is there anything that is not worth a phone all to our local constabulary? If the police took all your calls they wouldn’t have any time to solve real crime.
“…you got stopped for speeding by the cops …”
who else would stop you for speeding?
you work at the department of redundancy department, don’t you?
Was it a newer mustang with a really dark red metallic paint job? If so then this douchebag was tailgating me too coming out of dartmouth crossing. Close enough that I felt like tapping the brakes and getting a complimentary new rear end for my car.