Keeping with Pride Week:

The old relative that everyone decided it would “be best not to tell them you’re gay.. it’d just confuse them”. who keeps asking “do you have a girlfriend yet?”

—LOLs

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  1. I’ve never told my grandparents, what the hell, they will be dead in a few years, might as well let them enjoy their last few years of obliviousness.

  2. HAHA Anton. I remember one Christmas when I was 21. My grandmother told everyone who called that I MUST be a lesbian because I was “21 and didn’t have a boyfriend.” She was quite appalled that someone my age wouldn’t have a “steady” boyfriend (because she was old as ass and probably figured I should be married by the time I turned 16). So I *must* be a lesbian because i was single. One of her friends told her off and said “pfft, she’s SMART to not have a bf.” Hah.

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