So I’ll start off by saying I am not a religious person, but I’m all for believing what you want and I’ll believe what I want. A very close relative of mine recently passed away suddenly, and I had to attend his funeral over the weekend. His local priest who had been his priest and “friend” for the past 25 years went up front to speak to the crowd. He proceeded to give a 15 minute speech about how the reason our family was snatched away from us suddenly is because we had all become lax in our donations to the church as well as attendance. My relative was in a wheelchair and in constant pain for the past 4 years but still managed to get to church 2 or 3 times a month, but according to the priest if he had not of missed those church gatherings maybe he would still be here today. Is this what religion has come to? —Never Wanted to Punch Someone So Bad in My Life
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.


good grief, that’s nasty. definitely a punch worthy thing to say
That’s beneath all contempt. I’d have to say a punch was definitely in order. You are to be commended for taking the high road. Sorry for your loss.
Wow.. I would have had a word or two with him after the ceremony for sure. Would have taken a lot for me not to choke him. I’ve had good experiences with priests at the last few funerals I’ve been to, I couldn’t imagine that.
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Sorry for your loss, uncalled for what the priest said but with religion nothing surprises anymore.
When my brother died, his minister announced at the funeral that because the rest of his (grieving) family weren’t reformed presbyterians, that we’re all gonna fry!
Half of my family refused to go to my cousins wedding because she wasn’t having it in a church. The ensuing family Battle Royale ended with my cousin eloping to Iceland.
There’s nothing wrong with religious people, only religious fanatics.
Proof! Religion is evil, no matter which one it is. Believe and you’ll go to the Hell you fear!
see you in hell sistah snubiz
He’s trying to scare people into going to church and giving more money. It’s kind of how religion rolls. It’s incredibly disrespectful and I am sorry to hear that this happened to your loved one.
join the church of paingirl, no tithing, no guilt, no uncomfortable clothing. sand sun and sea and some dogs
Does your Church have an afterlife Paingirl? Or at least ample parking?
good parking and no reserved spots. i can’t promise you an afterlife unless you’re a dog^^
Jesus H Titty Fucking Christ!!! That has got to be one of the all time lows in funeral history. It baffles me why any minister/priest would think that a time of tragedy would be a good time to publically embarrass and harass grieving friends and relatives. Absolutely tasteless in every conceivable aspect. If something like that happened to a family member of mine, that fuckwad would have been told (at that very second, interruption be damned) that, that type of church politics is inappropriate at this time, and to please have respect for the grieving family.
My condolences, OB.
Ask him if he’s face fucked any boys lately, maybe he’s just pent up.
I’m going to call bullshit on this Bitch.
Maybe he was trolling for the younger relatives. Fucking despicable shit and why I turned my back on the Catholic Church almost three decades ago. That is one religion I can’t wait to see crash and burn – I will happily stepdance on its ashes after I piss on them.
Very odd subjects for a priest, at least if this was a R.C. priest, to touch on at a funeral service. It just does not mix at all. Unless there have been big changes very recently. And also very odd for a priest to be a priest in the same parish, for 25 years – unless your relative may have moved to other parishes, where he was posted. However, if this did happen the family would be quite in their right to have expressed their disappointment to him directly, and certainly not give him an honorarium and then make a complaint directly to the Bishop, or Archbishop, depending on where the parish is located.
I’m speechless. No speech here whatsoever.
I have only faith in myself. The only true religion is the one that you display compassion amongst your fellow human being without being judgemental of their beliefs or differences.
As for “God”, talk to George Carlin.
must have been one of the cat-licker people, you know the ones i mean, the boy lovers. that was indeed gross, and i would have personally shown him the fucking door, next time you see him, ask him how many charges he is facing.
bet it was a catholic priest!
The catholics give all christians a bad name!
Umm, I’m pretty sure ‘christians’ like Jim Baker give all Christians an even worse name, Amy.
Remember folks! Life is wasted without cheeses! Or is it Cheezies. I’m in pg!
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I think I can top that!
My twin brother died of crib death at 3 months of age, and the minister told my grieving Mother that it was a shame that he wouldn’t go to heaven because he hadn’t been baptised yet…
Religion is a dangerous disease…
Sorry for loss, you should have punched him in the face…
I’ll see your cheesemakers and raise you a
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everything’s better with python^^ that’s horrifying jonnsgirl, i’m with critter guy…no speech here whatsoever
I seen a comment the other day that a person said he has to go by 7 different churches on his way to work, each representing a different faith.
THey said ” As I pass by these 7 different religions I realise there is no way they can all be right….but they can all certainly be wrong”
Well said IMO .
Sorry for loss OP.
When someone was preaching their morals or values on others I use to tell them that wasn’t very Christian of them. Now I realize I was wrong, that when people are dictating morals and being judgmental it is actually them being very Christian like. Christianity is very judgmental and has caused many wars, family problems & actual hatred. That can’t be a good a good thing. I have never seen an atheist or agnostic people hold a sign with hateful and crude messages.