You are such a toxic piece of shit and then to hear that YOU have the fucking nerve to be telling people I’M a terrible person? Sorry that I don’t suck the fucking will to live out of everyone around me. Enjoy being a fucking asshole for the rest of your life. You’re never going to know true happiness. I’m already there. —Oil and Water
This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.


Jeez, Mom, I said I was sorry!
if you are already thee, then why revisit the shit that helped you up. i wouldn’t even acknowledge the person existed. fuck them o.p., get on with your life, and let them keep fucking up theirs. you are a better person for it.
+10 laughter for wheelie.
Wouldn’t the better person leave it and take the high road rather than bitching anonymously.
Hooray OP! 🙂 You’re pregnant again.
“You’re never going to know true happiness. I’m already there”
Does that mean that his arrival at happiness is blocked by you being there already?
Is your life a game of Trouble where one piece can stop the other from moving, unless you land on it ?
“Wait don’t run, this kind of Trouble is lots of fun.
Race your men around the track and try to send the others back!
Pop the dice in the magic bubble,
It pops you in and out of trouble,
Look out sister,
Here comes Jack!
You’ve got Trouble, you go back!
The game is fun for dad and mother,
And sis can Trouble her mean old brother!
That’s Pop-a-Matic Trouble!
A Hasbro toy!”
I FUCKING love that game!
me too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF2Ox86uzBc
Me three.
Wanna play with me, ML? heh.
“I’m already there” – Bullllpuckey. if you were over it, you wouldn’t have posted here. You’re still bitter, I can tell, so come on in and join the club.
yes o.p., join us in the dark side. the force is very strong here, ask our resident nutbag troll how strong we are.
I think you want to be there, OP, but you’re not yet. When you barely give this person 2 seconds of thought and can look through them if you so happen to see them in public, then you’ll be ‘there’! I know some life-suckers and they’ll always stay that way; there’s no need to talk about or think about them.
Scrabble’s a pretty fun game too… http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2…
triple word scored!
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I’m more of a Hungry Hungry Hippos kind of girl.