tired of being harassed by Reader’s Digest. SPAM and Junk Mail. wtf me? 5 million dollars winner?
put 5 bucks in the bleeding envelope, I ‘d rather take that,
then all that bs and scam from Reader’s Digest.
Makes a fool of the public. Yet no one stops them.
This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2008.


Readers Digest spam? Holy shit, the giant cheques and screaming envelopes (YOU ARE FIVE DAYS AWAY FROM WINNING $25 TRILLION-GILLION-KATRILLION DOLLARS!!!!!) are now obsolete? There goes the fire starters for my woodstove.
I won a euro-millon, oh ah, euro-millon, so sexxxy and elite not a millon euro’s, but a euro-millon