Its been 5 years of this nonsense, I honestly don’t know why I even bother. You are the worst rainy best friend anyone could ask for. I had to pee on a stick without you. I miss you – just answer your phone, it’s really not hard. —Post Secret Would Have Taken Too Long

This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2013.

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  1. im sure u could manage pissin on a stick alone. just a preview of your life with this ‘friend’. alone being the operative word op. whatever way it goes i’m sure you will be able to handle it without this specimen. chalk it down to experience and get over it.,

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  3. Well, according to the ad on TV sometimes there’s more behind a non-response. People shut the world out for various reasons, sometimes they’re just douches, but maybe they’re having a tough go. 5 yrs seems a bit much … Maybe your friend finds technology invasive. Knowing that people always have a link to me scares me at times. Oh, I don’t know OP.

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