Really? Did I really just read that? That is cruel and horrible. I thought people in Halifax were supposed to be kinder and less judgmental? Yet you all said such awful things, in the post and in the comments.This is really so upsetting…. my god.
Also, I find the number of “bitch” posts so alarming that I felt the need to submit my very first “bitch”. Since 2010 began there have been 15 loves, and and 70 bitches! SEVENTY.
Surely there is more good going on in this city…. right?
I guess I am going to have to be extra nice to try and balance out all the crappy stuff going on… anyone else in?
—worried
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.


“anyone else in?”
no.
I think there are more bitches cause people know that that’s what others would prefer to read. Call it sick humanism. Kind of like when watching disaster movies, just ONCE would I like to see them fail to save the world. And the movie ends with the earth exploding.
OP doesn’t mean half this shit is said to faces . It just opinions and I’m sure most people are nicer . But fuck – really – you know what people are like – did you just wake up yesterday to smell the coffee ? I bet you thought a couple things when some double wide on the bus sat down beside you – and then had his/her ass smash into you and toss you off your seat . I bet you had alot of nice things to say to that person – maybe offer him a free week at jenny graig? Really – no – I’m not in either .
Oh no, were your stereotypes proven wrong? golly gee.
Yawn.
Cry me a river you big baby! If you’re so “upset” about it…
*GASP*
DON’T READ IT!!!
This is a “bitch” section, not a “politely say something not so nice about someone/something” section.
there are always WAY more things to bitch about than to be thankful for.
yes, I’m glad I have a car… but who the fuck else can actually use it properly in this city?
and god damn crosswalks and bikers and safety scams and no phone/texting laws….
yay = 1
nay = 5+ already.
Yay it’s good to see so many people coming together on a site to share insight into how we all see this city…. but they’re all fucking morons who complain all the damn time and want everything their way and half only want to smoke chibba, make decent money and be left in peace.
Another reason that LTWWB has far more traffic…it’s been around alot longer so it has a larger regular following. Give LTWWL sometime and it may have just a big a following…note “MAY”.
ok… honestly, it’s not about the fact that what they’re saying is mean… because honestly, not many people say that to someones face, but this is an outlet to get your frustrations out. Also, I am although not a “doublewide”, definitely “curvy” haha… and I agree with the previous poster… if you can’t fit properly in the seat, don’t ruin the comfort of everyone around you. I feel for people who are severly obese… trust me, I’m trying to lose weight myself. BUT… I know that it’s mainly my fault I am the way I am!
Ever read the “love” section? BORING AS FUCK. If you’re so sensitive, don’t read a page dedicated to people BITCHING. Do everyone a favour and stick to the love section.
You can’t tell me that most non-obese people don’t feel some degree of disgust at these sausage-fingered butterballs of no self-control. Doublewide is not curvy or chubby – it means the person could rent out their big fat arse globes as billboards. Or have their own MP.
hell, I think even obese people feel some disgust… sausage fingers are NASTY… and I’m a big girl
the time to play nice is everyday at work;walking down the street;in a club etc. the bitch section is for letting the bile gurgling in your gut out with as little collateral damage as possible
how do they wipe their ass???
even only 60 or so pound overweight and you’re going to notice you can’t quite reach where ya used to be able to?
do you wipe away from the bottom?
or dislocate your arm and spread the cheeks with the other arm to get enough leverage to reach down there?
Do you REALLY want to know, zZz?! I love questions, but there’s a limit to what I want to know, especially when there is an image involved that really I DON”T want stuck in my head! But, it’s too late now…thanks ever so much = ∫
back to front bidet action?
Here’s a company that can see the future –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3fhRn25tZE
I bet the OP hasn’t been wedged between two 200 lbs bookends on the bus like I did. Rib cracking experience.
aaah the bidet…such a confusing piece of plumbing for some peoples
“people in Halifax were supposed to be kinder and less judgmental” Who told you THAT? Tourism Canada? HAHAHA Nova Scotians are the oldest, most set-in-their-old-and-hard-ways, unnecessarily tough and stubborn Canadians in the whole country.
I think people are inclined to voice their loving sentiments to those at whom they’re directed. Feeling the need to scream you love somebody to the world happens, no doubt. But how often the “I love you” turns into “go fuck yourself” is what keeps the bitch section so popular. People don’t fall in love every day but they’re likely to get pissed off at someone at least once.
Keep smiling and being nice, OP. Nova Scotia will make a meal of you yet and just wait until you see what happens when you complain about it. Perhaps, if you’re honest, you’ll be top bitch this time next year.
Andy, Tim outlined some rules during his reign, one of which was keep responses to the comments section, not as new bitches. This is the second one you’ve let through in a few days. What’s the deal?
“Surely there is more good going on in this city…. right?”
(Kay and OP, you might want to skip this one.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlTVgNjJBQ
1+1=2 and Dogma, see what you have done?!
Yep ol Cowtown Kay telling people how it is in NS . Your a doughebag – and the almost only one that feels that way about us .Goes to show your attitude and how you getting treated around here – you do it to yourself . Know why – we love our own – not nilly retards from other places ripping NS – like you like to do – but you been told 100 times this.
“”aaah the bidet…such a confusing piece of plumbing for some peoples””
…had one where I lived for a couple years…made a great ashtray beside me when having a smoke on the bog…
“Since 2010 began there have been 15 loves, and and 70 bitches! SEVENTY.”
Sorry, it must be a slow month so far. We will try to have many more bitches in the coming days. Perhaps you should wait ’til someone actually pisses you off before making pithy attempts at being a bitch. LTWWB is just that.
Thanks HKM.
Here’s to ya.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kn-4yQuGMo…
Is that all there is?
How funny…Kay managed to put two lies into one sentance: “Perhaps, if you’re honest, you’ll be top bitch this time next year.” Kay you are neither honest nor are you this imaginary “Top Bitch”. Sure you didn’t say that outright, but you certainly implied it.
OP: As you are new here I have a little reveal of a certain technical function you can do in LTWWB. Click on a posters name and you will be shown a posters profile….at the very bottom of that page is a rather small link “Show All Comments”, try it out on Kay’s profile. Have a look at what she thinks “Being Nice” means. Make no mistake about this well known fact here: Kay is a wretched excuse for an imaginary person, her backstory is full of holes and she is about the most brainfucked person you will ever have the sad misfortune of being exposed to.
Here we were all hopfully thinking she had finally left for Alberta…or fell down a well. Shucks!
Can’t y’all just FUCKING BITCH?
GET THE FUCK OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Kay’s back to the NS bashing. What fuckin utopia are you from, Kay?
Ah, kay. You’re back! I was worried you had shuffled off this mortal coil. The reason why we can’t get over you is because you make inane comments like: “Keep smiling and being nice, OP. Nova Scotia will make a meal of you yet and just wait until you see what happens when you complain about it. Perhaps, if you’re honest, you’ll be top bitch this time next year.” While yes, this is a bitch forum, you just can’t seem to get over the fact that you have to make inflammatory comments in just about every thread. It’s kinda like if we went into your church and screamed: “Jesus sucks!” right in the middle of mass. Hopefully you get my point.
perhaps it seems so set-in-their-old-and-hard-ways is because all the young ones are leaving and all the old farts and too poor to leave are staying put.
I mean if I see another fucking article about blocking construction because the proposed building is over 10 stories, I’m gonna fuckin’ freak.
WHO CARES… build the god damn thing! BRING IN BUSINESS so we have JOBS for these kids to GO TO. these elders preserving what little they have left so they can live in peace for another 5 years? fuck em, get with the times….
Citadel doesn’t need to see the water anymore, you still get a nice enough view of the commons and mid-city…
Ha Ha! It’s the little twisted surprises that entertain most. Thanks, 1+1+2
= D
Theres only two worlds – Kay and Kay – didn’t you all know ? Really !!! Burger slinging Kay is what makes the world go round . But yea – an outsider ripping on NS all the time , does make her stand out . Honest – as much as shes full of shit – we all like a big mac sometimes !!! And when you do – friendly Kay will be there , NS hate smiling kay will take your order . And when your eatting that big mac – , remember < if it wasn't for Kay , you'd not be eatting that big mac . That , my friends , is why she makes the world an important place . OH - and likely she knows where to score some good cocaine - because shes a cokehead .Talk about *GAG* she makes plenty people puke in their mouths when she talks .
Kay – Yak backwards. ‘Nuff said.
nice one TTFN. my first thought was a kitten on a stick but your is much nicer. hahahahahahaha
hope she doesn’t cross this bitch,,,
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100113/ap_on_…
Nice one – imagine if that was her rotten Ron’s? MY god – she’d be on about our Scotian ways!!! Kay – I guess you Do face occupational hazards like some others !!!!
” “people in Halifax were supposed to be kinder and less judgmental” Who told you THAT? Tourism Canada? HAHAHA “
And yet we’ve all been told repeatedly by Kay that this is precisely the reason that she chose to move here. I’ve seen Nova Scotia tourism ads too and nowhere have they even implied a less judgemental society. As if less judgement is high on the list of what tourists seek in vacation destinations. Key word here is tourists. These ads are contracted and designed to attract visitors not permanent residents. I’m a CFA who has had no problem getting along with Nova Scotians, so it is not like all CFA’s get treated like Kay claims to. Then again I would not go to India and start hating on the Indians because their ways are not what I expected because of some tourism ads or because I arrogantly felt in any way superior to them.
Kay…we are all only bitching in the same manner as you are, but instead of directing our posts to all of nova scotia, we direct them at you. You still don’t get it do you?? If you stopped posting about NS or if you tried to just focus on the actual Bitch and make some insightful input or even just contributed to the debate in normal fashion, you would not be called out or denigrated.
You have been told this numerous times in so many different ways I have lost count…you just don’t get it, it’s pathetic and sad because I am starting to think that you enjoy the attention no matter how negative it is. LTWWB is mostly self-policed…if a poster is too far out of line, everyone lets them know, a normal person then formulates a way to post their radicalinflammatory remarks in a way that the general group can digest and process, possibly “winning them over” to a new understanding on the matter being discussed. It’s called debating and you have no understanding of the concept…you just come in here and spew your ignorance around and expect everyone to just accept the fact that you are defecating all over the coffee table.
I am all for self-worth and self-esteem, but your personality is nothing to be proud of…you are trash and the sooner you realise this the sooner you can make some improvements that won’t leave you derided and denigrated everywhere you go.
Also: Habitual and obvious lying will not win you any support or friends, especially here.
Kay, if I remember correctly you’re from Alberta right? Soo, back when I was like 1 or 2, my family moved from here to Edmonton. Within 2 weeks of us living there, 1 little girl was missing then found later, raped and dead in a truck stop. Then another little girl was taken, raped, and thrown out of a moving car and lived. So, based on my experiences, Nova Scotia is lovely and Alberta is full of paedophiles, murderers, and cows. Which one are you? SEE its fucking stupid for someone to base their opinions on an entire province/people on their small experience. Maybe if you Westerners didn’t go around bashing the East, we wouldn’t be so “horrible” to you.
I’m starting to doubt “Kay” is who she says she is….I’m pretty sure “it” is just some old guy who has nother better to do than go on the internet and start shit for his own pleasure.
I always thought PBS stood for Public Broadcasting Service, maybe it really stands for Porkers Bus Service?
According to her profile, kay still “wants to die” as of November 26. Kind of disturbing if you ask me! Most people just think of burning their iPhone or sit by the fake fireplace in Tantallon.
There are places you can get help if you need it, and while of course I’m no doctor and can’t tell you what to do, I think you seriously might need it! Whether you are who you say your are or not. Most doctors are from away and not “big bad evil Nova Scotians,” so you should be fine.
“I thought people in Halifax were supposed to be kinder and less judgmental?“
Why would you think that OP?
I assure you OP, there are more people than the minute amount that frequent this bitch page. Less than .01% of halifax’s population hardly reflects that of the entire city… Not to mention your trying to judge an area based on a web based bitch forum… I can only hope your smarter than that…
OP must be one of the fattys heavy mouth breathing on the bus taking up 2 seats.
“According to her profile, kay still “wants to die” as of November 26. Kind of disturbing if you ask me!”
Santa ignored her … and us at the same time.
… those are randomly generated statements.
But oddly hers doesn’t say “Generated by the System”, that’s why I figured she put that there.
Ha ha… I know that the ones about sipping the last bottle of Ten Penney and whatnot are randomly generated. I was trying to make a joke.
But yeah, who knows what kay’s one is all about! Maybe she wants to diet?
That’s some good detective work, Wilfred Brimley.
HAHA Q Maybe your right . Working at the mac donalds may have given her some extra weight !!!
DIABEEEETUS
Did anyone else notice the OP is disappointed that most Nova Scotians don’t fit into a “nice” stereotype. How DARE the OP notice, eh? And how dare I comment on a bitch I can absolutely relate to, eh?
Der, for the last time, I don’t come to LTWWB to play nice. Why can’t you get that through your thick skull? I come here to bitch NOT to stroke your ego since I save that for REAL PEOPLE in my life. GET OVER IT or do your bitchin’ on a play-nice board. I won’t. It’s people like you who recruit the SHEEP with your idiotic bullshit. Imagine being new to LTWWB. Now scroll up and start reading. You’re a fucking ASSHOLE. I’ll bet if we look at your contributions around theweedhog we’ll find you instigating hate there too. I mean, it looks bad on the sheep for being sheep but what does that make you? The Sheppard of hate. I guess such a title is a “braggin’ right” around here but, if I were you, I’d be embarrassed.
Oceanlady… would you come to NS expecting to find “friendly”? You probably would being a sucker for all the talk about this end of the world. How would you feel if that pretty picture others fed you was ALL bullshit? Perhaps you’d tell the natives to FUCK OFF and DIE a good bullies death.
I was a nice person until Nova Scotia got to have at me. Now I’m surrounded by sheep, like theweedhog here, who doesn’t know why they hate but see others doin’ it so WTF? You bitches eat nice people for supper then glorify hate for desert. I’m a quick learner. Let’s just say all your conditioning has paid off and I bid you all a shitty shitty day… every day…. cept TTFN, she cracks me up!
HA, my days are already shitty! so you have extra to pile on someone else Kay.
perhaps fling it over at Life Sucks… like the monkey he is.
I wouldn’t blame oceanlady too much, she’s had some interesting outakes on life and quite revealing posts… just has the complete opposite experiences you have about coming here.
I also have to wonder how far is considered a CFA?
I mean, I’d only ever been to halifax twice before moving here… and one was a pubcrawl that I barely remember.. (> $100 night as you can imagine plus the t-shirt)
Kay, I didn’t come here because of anything other people told me about Nova Scotia. I have my own reasons for choosing to be here. I am not a sucker for anything, believe me. I did not get to where I am in life by being a sucker.
Nova Scotians have been friendly towards me, so I simply don’t get where you are coming from. I even had one lady invite me to fill my deep freezer from her blueberry fields when she’d only recently met me. How unfriendly is that? I’ve met some great people here and continue to do so. I love Nova Scotians. This province rocks! Get over yourself and you may start to enjoy life here too. Life is too short to live it unhappy. I pity anyone who fails to recognize this and act accordingly.
Logic and q…: well-endowment has nothing to do with physical size and everything to do with what one is packing between their ears.
Disregard this last post (12:26) as it mistakenly ended up here and not in the intended thread.
I find NS has a strange brew of people. Myself, I am lucky to know quite a few pretty interesting people, although many of them ARE pricks sometimes, lol…so what?
Where DID this idea that Easterners are extra “friendly” come from? I think Kay HAS a point…is this some sort of goofy marketing by “tourism”?
“Come to life [sic] in Halifax!…we got no jobs for you, you’ll pay more for everything except a house up in Bumfuck, eastern shore…but that’s OK ’cause we’re FRIENDLY!!
That’s right…every tourist gets met at the airport by a gaggle of grinning half-wits from Elmsfield handing out fresh apples and Blueberry Grunt CDs…
Fuck that shit…I’m happy to drop this whole “friendly NS” myth anyway. The truth is that Canadians ALL OVER tend to be more engaging and less afraid to co-mingle with strangers, the FARTHER one gets from an urban center. Folks in rural BC are “friendlier’ than in Van-city…same goes for Alberta and Ontario (although you’ve got the “suspicious of strangers” factor if you go TOO RURAL, e.g. “this is a local pub, for locals” like one finds in Wales of the Scottish Highlands, where they’ll toss you out for bringing your own cheese and apples in, even though you bought them next door, and then when you throw the apple they call the cops and you end up…….
I digress,
Do we need to think of ourselves as “friendly natives” in order to feel good?
Who cares? What, do you think we’d be better off as a province of nodding, smiling warm-hearted farmers out of a fucking Norman Rockwell painting, holding out an apple pie and some fish as we greet the folks from “proper Canada” at the VIA?! yep. yep, good to see youse, byes! Hope youse brought de weather wit’ ya’s!
Fuck that.
I’m a selfish, mean and drunk Nova Scotian, and proud to be an occasional prick.
I don’t know how many native Nova Scotians are running around making the claim that we are exceptionally friendly. The really friendly ones are too busy BEING friendly to talk about it.
I nominate BMF’s post at 2:09 PM as the post of the day! It could probably even make post of the month… we’ll see.
As a Nova Scotian, I sometimes intentionally shun that whole friendly Nova Scotian thing too. “Ohh you’re from Nova Scotia, everyone is so nice out there we love it so much we want to move there! Could you smile for us while holding this lobster and dressed in this Sou’ Wester so we can take a picture of a friendly Nova Scotian to show all those meanies back in Ontario?”
The only people that say we’re friendly are the Yanks, and that’s because the tourists that come from down south come from such a pathetic shit-hole of a town, anybody seems nice. Everyone out west thinks we’re just a bunch of rum swilling fishermen, just as the rest of the country thinks the Newfies are just a bunch of funny talking uneducated slobs.
I agree that the stereotypes of the Kilt-Wearin’ Lobster-Lovin’ Bagpipe-‘n’-Fiddle-Playin’ Dumb-but-Friendly-Colourful-Local-Folk are not helpful in the promotion of this province.
I do feel bad for anyone who comes here looking for that kind of thing, because they will be sadly disappointed. But that kind of cartoon character doesn’t exist ANYWHERE, and I doubt it ever has.
I do, however, love Nova Scotia for different reasons than those extolled by the Dept of Tourism. It is very difficult to define why a person feels at home in one place and not another.
Personally, I am not comfortable what a lot of people mistake for “friendliness”—that kind of in-your-face “howdy howdy howdy” stuff you sometimes get at chain restaurants and motivational seminars. I am a much more reserved person in real life, who prefers things to be subtle and low key.
My home these days happens to be in Nova Scotia, and I am very content about that. I am lucky enough to be surrouned by friends, family and colleagues that I connect with, for many different reasons. For the most part, I even like the climate—although I will admit that today, yes, a place like California has definite appeal. There *are* many odd things about Nova Scotia, certainly, but, well, what can I say—I made a committment to the place and it has rewarded me.
I still believe that any place is what you make it—that’s just how life works. I think there is genuine “friendliness” to be found in many places, with certain exceptions. Sometimes, though, it just looks a little different than what you might have first expected.
“Everyone out west thinks we’re just a bunch of rum swilling fishermen”
I didn’t realize anyone west of Montreal thought about us at all.
certainly not ottawa
Well, if one was inclined to believe the provincial tourism ads you’d swear you were going to be met by Green Gabled Anne as soon as your feet hit red soil. Nova Scotia is not the only province to play upon it’s heritage and culture with tourism ads. These tourist ads target audience is tourists, not newcomers. It is puzzling why, when choosing to up sticks and travel to the other side of the country or the other side of the planet, a decision would be based on tourist information designed to entice visitors, not permanent residents.
Sounds like someones bio rings true.
Only reason people shit on Kay is because she is a BITCH. Plain and simple . You get what ya serve . Yea most people past ontario don’t even know where the fuck NS is , never mind what it’s like . Tourism totally over rates NS as the friendly place with no jobs and a high living expense. People like oceanlady likely have some skills at meeting good people and not fuckin pissing on people like Kay does because we don’t treat her like a fucking royal princess. And as a scotian – I am a prick – i fend for myself and my people and couldn’t really give a crap what some “newbie” thinks about us . I tend to view them as job stealers coming here taking food outta scotian mouths . All with their ” i hate NS and I don’t fit in” crap . Of course you don’t fit in asshat – your not from here . Are you that fuckin stupid . People that come here from away places are welcome here – keep your head down and don’t spout off in front of a bunch of scotians about how much you hate it here . And when people learn that – they will be accepted . No one here cares what the fuck you done or what your province has . We have what we have and thats that . And tourism can fuck off with the shit already too – it’s just attracting asshats to come here and fuckin whine !!! We’re only friendly and nice to our kind and neighbors and the well doing people that don’t bitch and try to fit in . Maybe – not just Kay , but anyone that don’t like this hole – you were fooled by tourism and whine there – we don’t wanna hear it .
Cheers, qpmxzwpqmxzmqwpzmxqwpzmxmwpqpqpqmwmxmxvsvxzxmxoqwoew…
It’s true though….we need a new “draw” to get people in, besides we’re “friendly.
I mean BC has it’s pot, Quebec has it’s cafe culture, Ontario has the camping and the big cities….PEI has the beaches, and of course Alberta has meth labs and racism…
But what do WE have? What could WE offer?
Hmmm. Ontario has “cottage country”; maybe we could go one further and have “cottaging country”? People could come from miles away to have anonymous sex with strangers in public toilets etc. I mean, that’s not such a big stretch from being overly friendly is it?
Thoughts?
theweedhog. Case and point. Enjoy Nova Scotia, OP.
Frosty… best bitch ever still
Hey Kaytard…you either mean “Case in point” (as in: this very example is what I mean /or/ For example this scenario is what I am using as an example.) or you meant “Match and point” as in: You have just proven my point and I therefore have won the argumentdebate.
Unless you are referring to casing out a house and then pointing it out to your crew so they can break in and steal all of the guitars…so you can support your rampant coke habit.
It has been my experience that most people in Ontario and westward have difficulty distinguishing between the individual and distinct cultures of each of the four Atlantic provinces so conveniently consider all Atlantic Canadians to be Newfies.
“”Only reason people shit on Kay is because she is a BITCH”‘
Erm, isn’t that kinda the point of this site?
Or shall we rename it “Love the Way we Nova Scotians All love Each Other One and All…. C’mon, Give us a Hug me Ducky, Whilst Your Momma Puts on the Kettle!”?
Besides weedhog…thought you were out west in the oilpatch…do they know you think they’re a bunch of “asshats” while you’re out there stealin’ their jobs?
I like them Newfies, they can play some mean-ass Sax. Don’t you know?
Sheeeesh FRosTy, (Kay, et al) I thought the point of LTWWB was to provide a forum for people to AIR their bitches not BEHAVE like one! It IS possible to debate LTWWB topics amongst ourselves without resorting to slamming the person instead of the idea. It is a subtle but important distinction.