Much (sarcastic) love to the silly person who tried to run me off the road and race me in their car today while on the Bedford Highway. I’m sure you wanted to put me in my place by zipping ahead of me, but instead you just made yourself look like a dope who excels at losing races to a vehicle with 18 horsepower. Leaving you in the dust left a smile on my face for the rest of the ride home. Better luck next time, chump! —My scooter is faster (and more agile) than your car
This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2010.
Let me get this straight. You’re racing a scooter, on the Bedford Highway (rush hour?), in December? You either have a death-wish or stainless steel cajones.
maybe they were just driving, and could care less about you and your scooter? Just because someone tries to pass you doesn’t mean they want to race.
LOL a scooter. Enjoy riding that thing while the rest of us are inside our nice, warm vehicles this winter season.
heh… that thing has the equivalent power of 4 treadmills…
were you racing a Geo or something?
cause I’m pretty sure there are people than can footrace those little, shitty cars.
“he’s gaining on us!!!”
“Go FASTER Ned”
“I CAN’T, IT’S A GEO!!!!”
I’m really tired today…I can’t stop laughing.
you mean it wasn’t a fucking bus racing past you to piss some fool off somewhere else. see above comments and bitches. i hate fucking idiots and douchebags like this.
You are bragging about street racing? Do us a favor and leave your license number here and some kind authorities will be with you shortly to suspend your license. Asshole.