To the guy who tried to beat a little raccoon to death with a metal pole at 3:40am on Monday, September 3rd on Dentith Road: You should seriously consider seeing a shrink and so should your friend who was taking photos (or video) of your act on his cell phone. Did it make you feel like big strong men and give you hard-ons to terrify a helpless animal while you tried to take its life? You were laughing, yelling and lunging at it as it cowered in the gutter. Do you know that people who take pleasure in killing animals often work their way up to killing humans? Seriously, invest in some sessions with a therapist! It was dark (and the power was out) but from what I could see, you looked like grown-ups. Shame on you, firstly, because you should know better than to disrupt a neighbourhood in the middle of the night where people are trying to sleep. And secondly, because what you did was unwarranted and cruel. In Nova Scotia, raccoons are classed as fur-bearers and receive legal protection. They might be a nuisance in the garbage cans and gardens, but you cannot just decide to kill one because it’s fun. What you did is an arrestable crime, too bad you pissed off before the cops got there! The raccoon wasn’t around in the morning, just his pool of blood on the sidewalk, it probably crawled off to die a painful death in the bushes. The next time you decide to pick on a wild animal maybe you’ll get lucky and it’ll fight you back. Then you can really enjoy the rush while you get a rabies series of three injections into and around the bite over a period of 14 days. —Appalled in Spryfield

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  1. Fucking gutless son of a whore. Absolutely correct about this being one of steps of the homicidal triad. (Thanks – “Criminal Minds”). This is the kind of pathetic waste that deserves to have his face plastered all over the news, when and if he’s caught, charged and convicted
    Fuck, this story makes me want to start trapping off like a Internet Tough Guy.
    Fuck!

  2. People like those idiots make me worry for the safety of any(if any)children in they’re lives.If they would do such a terrible act to a defenceless animal what would they do to a defenceless child in their care?
    Hopefully ‘Darwin’ will get their asses and they’ll have rabies.

  3. The OP did call the cops, TTFN, but by the time they got there the perps were long gone.

  4. jesus murphy…. op did you call the police? right away? if you see them again, recognize them, please please call and report them. godamn them. godamn them.

  5. “What you did is an arrestable crime, too bad you pissed off before the cops got there!”

    Sounds like someone may have done just that TTFN.

  6. what was needed is for the entire neighbourhood to have run out and surrounded the morons. metal pipe or not, they would have stopped. same as kitty, what the heck was her last name, i swore i would never forget it. in new york city on a residential street in the evening, when her attacker stabbed her over and over, taking a long time to do it, leaving and then coming back, as he realized that NO ONE was going to leave their apts to come help her.

  7. Disgusting display of human trash. It’s times like this the cops should shoot the perps and plant a gun in their hands. Way to go Spryfield, keep it classy!!

  8. yup ivan, that’s her. has haunted me all my life. no one even shouted out the window. and this is the same. no one shouted out the window? we hope for ‘karma’ to get them, we hope they’ll ‘get theirs’ someday, somehow, and meanwhile scuttle back and turn up the tv volume. at least in this instance someone did phone the police, and yes, i can see the hesitation in running out onto the street to confront these assholes, but this is exactly why these things happen. because they know no one will interrupt them, no one will call them on it. no one will risk it. my neighbour (despite his appalling taste in music) is a good one. we were all woken up one night by a woman crying and a rough male voice. we met in the road, he had a bat and i had my broom. the couple took off towards the main drag, but he ran back and got in his truck to chase them and i ran back in to call the police. he held them there til the police arrived. did we think it was probably a ‘domestic’ oh yes. but as he said ‘you can’t hit a woman – they can’t take the hit’ and so he was willing to get out there. and will do so again. and to take a little more time….i will spend the rest of my life paying it forward, because one night, when i was walking across a downtown bridge some guy tried to pull me into his car, i was screaming and stabbing at him with my nail file but probably would have ended up in the car, but for a young woman who started screaming and yelling and running towards us from the end of the bridge. her boyfriend was trying to pull her back. so. can you live with yourself if you don’t try to stop it?

  9. Sounds like OP is also a coward… You couldn’t scream that you were calling the cops and scare them off? You are half of what’s wrong with the world… sit back and do nothing and then bitch anonymously… hope you feel better

  10. People need to learn to read, the cops were called but the perps left before they arrived. Did you get a chance to take the idiots’ pic.

  11. bro, the latest comments are about trying to stop the event, getting out there or at least shouting out. we know the police were called.

  12. would be nice to see if you can track the trail of blood, OP, to see if the poor creature is still suffering, and then call HFW. better late than never.

    i have re-read the post a couple of times, and i guess the OP just isn’t that into animals. first point was that they woke up the neighbourhood. so i guess it wouldn’t have been an all consuming urge to go down and see if the poor beast was still alive. and i guess it was being facetious to suggest therapy. you think someone who could do that would be worried about escalation? ‘ oh heck, i am turning into a sociopath! better get a shrink’ damn and damn, toygrrl, yes.

  13. You have to think though… if they’re willing to do that to a nearly defenseless animal…
    what would they do with that pipe to an enraged, screaming human about to come out and potentially attack them.

  14. no zzz, thats the point. ‘defenceless animal’ vs human with cell phone and 911 on the line. and if one human goes out, it may spur another one. and another. someone has to make the first move.

  15. maybe he tried to fuck it first, and it said no? seems to me like a very senseless thing to do to a little bandit. i love the little guys, we have a family that comes at night, sometimes here, i have them just about hand tamed to eat from your fingers. but momma is still leary of humans.

  16. blow me..sometimes you’re ‘inappropriate’ .

    i love the little beggars too, even though i lost a beloved cat to them years ago. but maybe not such a good idea to hand feed them. they should not trust humans. they have no idea the one person is giving them crackers, while another wants to bash their heads in with metal rods. they should run from the sight of humans. if you get the little ones used to kind humans, they could be killed by unkind humans.

  17. You’re right Good Dog, but I wish you weren’t. It’s be pretty cool to live in a world where animals and humans could coexist in the same habitat, without one getting killed.

    Imagine if thousands of years ago we had started adopting a variety of animals, alongside dogs, as social creatures (not for meat or labour purposes).
    For example… A chimpanzee is capable of communicating with humans through sign language. Imagine if this skill had been taught thousands of years ago how much they would be able to tell us. It’s been proven that a mother Chimp will pass on these skills to her children if prompted to do so. We could technically breed another dominate life form.

    Also, I apologize for going all ‘Planet of the Apes’ on you guys. The theory could be applied to some other animals as well. ‘Planet of the Otters’ maybe?? ‘Planet of the Raccoons’???

  18. hey crunch, it would be indeed a wonderful world. i think it’s too risky to ‘tame’ wild animals in an urban setting, too many other humans. but in the country? maybe not so risky.
    i think humankind would be loathe to truly communicate with the rest of the beings on the planet, because that might mean they had equal footing with us. maybe the right to live?

  19. I should preface this by saying, I’m sorry to say this, but…….
    I really am not, I have more time and regard for defenceless animals, and animals in general than I do for so called humans.
    If you’ve read some of my previous posts, they should confirm this.
    I’m William Munny and I approve this message

  20. many of our brethren have expressed that same view, william and for those who haven’t seen it, raccoon nation

  21. anyone go to the HFW open house and see the raccoons? there was one little devil, she was all wrapped up in a rope in the corner waving her little hands at me. i thought she was stuck in the rope, but no, she was using it as a hammock. speaking of hammocks, i had one set up in backyard in vancouver, and used to nap there with my old cat. one sleepy afternoon i felt a bounce and typical fat-ass booger-cat weight on my stomach. opened my eyes and started into mask face instead of a cat face. sniffing at me. i didn’t even breathe. i had a fountain, they used it to wash in. one day i looked in to see a small pale corpse floating, i screamed for diane to go pick it out. she gingerly used bbq tongs to retrieve it. was one of booger-cats toy mousies. little pink hearts on its belly.

  22. OB, I can’t believe you didn’t call the cops !
    & people get all indigant at us hunters .
    As a hunter, I know I have never done anything even vaguely like that.

    torturing any animal is a crime & people that do so, need to be punished for it.

  23. GDM, only that many meat eating species would go extinct (including those cute racoons). Further, that vegan is healthier is pure BS. I’ve never seen well built people in those “Health” stores. Our bodies were made to eat meat. If animals weren’t meant to eat meat, there would be no large cats, dogs, fish, dolphins, and yes even people.

  24. ^^^ huh? where did you get that from any of my comments?

    however, since you mentioned it, i am an omnivore, but my daughter turned vegetarian, then vegan when she got pregnant, and raised her daughter that way for 16 years. never saw healthier people in your life. no allergies (ate lots of organic peanut butter) and no snivelling colds, even when she was in daycare, then school. but a neighbour of mine ran a health food store, and he was pasty looking creature, so i asked him straight out, ‘why are you so unhealthy when you run a health store?’ doh! he replied, ‘i run a health store because i am so unhealthy, and thats why people shop there, because they are unhealthy and this stuff is good for them. but it won’t provide miracles’. so that was fine. but a person of basic good health who decides to start vegan-ating about what they are eating, can do very well indeed. and everyone has dif reasons for going that way. with her, it was the thought of hormones in the meat and the killing methods. not the concept of meat/animal flesh itself.
    still puzzled over your last sentence though….why wouldn’t animals be eating meat?

  25. Yeah BroTim, your arguments doesn’t really make sense. You’ll have to clarify that one. What about elephants? They’re vegetarian. As well as some species of monkeys (which are damn close to human).

    And you CAN get pretty buff on a vegetarian diet. You just have to know what your doing. Which is the problem with vegetarian and vegan diets, I feel. Some people just don’t have enough knowledge eat properly on such a strict diet.

  26. Sorry GDM, that’s what I get for posting while sleeping. It should have gone to Capt Planet who stated it would be great for all to live together without being killed.

  27. My heart is with you Molly Dog but I tend to agree with Bro Tim. Equality among species is very tricky because some rely on others for their survival. When we think of animals, we think of warm, fur-bearing ones because they’re closest to our hearts being mammals ourselves. Equality would mean amnesty for mosquitoes and ticks.
    However, I do not believe that our bodies are meant to eat meat necessarily more that we have developed the technology to cook and soften the flesh. Our teeth haven’t kept up with technology and are more designed for fruit and nuts than tearing raw meat off the bones of a carcass like a leopard or a wolf. As well, we have difficulty digesting meat compared to fruit.
    Our ancient ancestors probably got their first taste of meat by scavenging. The meat would have been tenderized by slight decomposition and chewable for them. However, not just meat but the fat from bone marrow are key components in brain development. Over generations, this would have a huge impact. You already have an intelligent, social primate that is now garnishing additional food energy for the brain by scavenging. The rest is history.
    So to make a short story long, our bodies aren’t meant to eat meat so much as our brains.

  28. ahhh, had to re-read what i had written in various posts. i was not clear. equal footing would not mean equality in the way you may be thinking. and when i say right to life, it means, to me, the right to not be exterminated, wiped out. i was musing along with cap planet’s thought of complete communication with the other ‘higher’ species that share this planet with us, and that perhaps we may not be killing apes for their hands, or bears for their gall bladders. perhaps we would be navigating with whales, instead of harpooning them. however, carnivores are canivores, and lions and tigers and bears, oh my! would still want to eat us or anything else tasty they could catch. and we would be eating chickens and rabbits and anything else tasty we could catch. but perhaps saying a small thanks/prayer to the creature we killed to eat. to acknowledge the gift of life it was giving us.

  29. I more so meant that Humans could live with animals without killing them, or vice versa. Animals will obviously kill each other, they need to survive. I guess I should have been more clear with that point. It’s a little ridiculous to think you can stop the Lion from eating the gazelle. It’d end looking like this Lion, raised completely on Tofu…

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  30. no, we just have better and faster ways to kill. we have industrialized the machine in the west. and in the east, a civilization that considers itself the epitome of humankind (and the rest of us as barbarians) is still butchering and torturing bears for gall bladders, sharks for fins and rhinos for horns. all to help their old men get erections.

  31. The Autistic spectrum is incredibly broad. I worked with an autistic kid who couldn’t even speak, but I’ve also coached one who was incredibly brilliant. Someday one of you may be working for the brilliant kid, provided you work in engineering or another math based profession. So… the question is, is Autism a disorder? Or just a different way of thinking?

    Men having sex when they’re older could, by a small chance, produce an autistic savant.

    ‘Each generation has on average one new coding mutation per child but not all cause developmental problems, the researchers said.’

    So is this mutation, or evolution?

  32. it’s all about the money. doing it the cheapest way possible. but, for gods sake, why do they have to skin them alive? the korean dog meat farms torture the dogs because they believe high adrenaline tenderizes the meat. what’s the point for this?

  33. Thanks Hugo, I don’t which I’m more, sick or angry. For stupid boots! I also don’t understand why the Brits can legislate that no fur products be imported using dog or cat but not their mammalian relatives. It just seems myopic!

  34. do you know what a true vegetarian is? a lousy hunter. and vice cersa. man is a carnavore and he eats meat. veggies on the other hand, produce a lot of gases in the gut. stand behind a cow for a clue.
    if there were no meat eating mammals on this planet, it would soon be a bare rock. winter time kills plants, and if you live in the artic area, you are fucked then. fish is meat too, so they would not be able to eat that.
    cold does not promote plant growth. and even if it did, there would always be some rebel to buck the system. mmmmmm, soylent green.

  35. Dems racoons be vicious – best way to handle them intrudin of your properTAY: You stick a coupla tylenols inside a hotdog and leave it out. Then all you have is a racoon corpse to fling into the woods.

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