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To the asshole who WALKED (and probably jumped) on my car Friday night: Was that really necessary? You dented the roof in so bad I wasn’t able to get all of the dents out. Fuck. You’re lucky I don’t know who you are or you’d be paying for the damages. —Very Upset Car Owner
This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2010.
8 Comments
That’s pretty shitty. I once walked out to my neighbours arguing in my driveway (which we share) and he yelled at her then punched my car. He ended up with a broken hand and an $800 bill for the damage done.
It’s surprising how much some dents and dings can set you back.
Chances are the guy was some drunken asshole channeling his rage (or idoicy), unfortunately, at your vehicle. May a thousand bedbugs chomp on his bag until he’s having hallucinations of a million fire ants invading every orifice of his useless body. Giant ones.
Why not million fire ants chomping on his bag and cockroaches invading his orifices? I think that would be more pain and gross factor. /evilgrin
Crazy! I haven’t seen anyone do that before in Halifax. What kind of car was it?
Oh TTFN, your comments always make me chuckle 🙂
That’s terrible OP. He’d lose his legs if I saw him!
What a f*cken idiot. I hope someone smashes up that guys car. Karma will get ya!
you’re lucky o.p., that this dickhead didn’t do what a guy in yarmouth did 10 years ago, took a backhoe, and set the bucket on the roof of his female ex friends car. dented the fick out of it, and took me 3 weeks to even get it half out. wound up junking car, and me smashing his backhoe all to fuck, with a bigger unit.