Hey, roommate: Must you and your boyfriend be so loud when you’re getting it on??? I can crank my T.V. or my music really loud and plug my ears at the same time, but I can still HEAR you! Do it at HIS place, is all I’m asking, I’ve asked you several times to not do it when I’m home. I shouldn’t have to leave the apartment just because I don’t want to hear you getting laid! IT’S EVERY FUCKING DAY/NIGHT! I don’t need to hear it, you know, and I’m glad I didn’t have to see it , since you do have the courtesy to shut your bedroom door! And don’t think I’m just jealous of you because I haven’t had any in a while! Some neighbours want to complain to the super because it’s bothering them as well– did you know that??? I don’t want to get in shit for this, hun! You’re an inconsiderate skank! And I want a new roommate!
This article appears in Aug 14-20, 2008.
Sounds like someone IS jealous and needs a good loud lay. (The best kind)*Goes back to his girlfriend’s place*
If they go back to his place, his mom might hear them, and that is way more embarassing.
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I don’t get why she is a “skank” for having sex with her ” boyfriend ” in her own bedroom with the door closed . Has to be more to the story .
It’s loud and she doesn’t want to listen to porn…How can you get your skeet skeet on if you have to compete next door. Kind of throws your rhythm off…If he is there everyday causing noise charge the guy rent. Mark your groceries. Cut everything in half and lace her room with foam to dampen the sound. Then tell her to moan in sign language.
Moan in sign language? Nice!
Good loud sex in not porn. Enjoying sex with sound does not make you a skank. Not being considerate of your room mate when she has already asked you to please keep it down, is just plain rude. But expecting them to “do it at his place” and never in her own room which she pays for, is also unrealistic. Maybe you should try talking about it again, or go to the local sex shop and buy her one of those S&M gag balls, that should make it a little bit more quiet.
Or one of those leather masks with the zipper across the mouth…that should be a good hint!