Thanks to the omnipresent coffee chain for the cup o coffee that helped my bowels move for the first time in days.
i’ll give you a picture of the orphan you helped support:
it was the size of a football and weighed three pounds.
hugs and kisses

—relieved

This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.

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  4. Coffee is an excellent laxative. One of the favourite parts of my day is when I “drop the Cosby’s off at the pool.”

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  6. OP….. you better have fucking put the seat down when you were finished. And left the door open and the fan on…….

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  8. Nothing like busting out a three pound dump !! Wow – I would have left it right there for all to see and stare at with amazement .

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  10. haha paingirl !! No doubt . I think this might be the guy that busted the new sewer plant with a mighty terd ! LOL

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  11. Almost as satisfying is when you pull out a massive, long booger that’s been bothering you for a while. Quite fascinating, even.

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  12. Hey Q man !! Even better when it’s long enough you can twirl it around on your finger and it doesn’t fly off !!

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