Dear Asshole with an abundance of mental issues:
We are tired of your ass-kissing.
Tired of you throwing 60-pound pallets around us as we work.
Tired of you throwing your hissy fits and your water bottles being thrown across the warehouse as you clench your fists and huff and puff like an angry child.
We are tired of you huffing and puffing because the person in front of you trying to get a piece of freight is taking one second too long for you to wait.
You came from a temp service and we know why—because you can’t hold a job for the life of you unless you’re ass-kissing and giving handjobs to higher-ups.
Nobody feels safe working around you and we all think you may possibly be a psycho. Yes when you stomp all the boards on one side of a heavy pallet and proceed to turn it over to the other side and stomp that side out and after your done you act like nothing happened all because of a bundle of cardboard is in your way, you have some fucking problems.
This job was fantastic until your psycho ass got hired on.
Go get a therapist you fucking loser.
When you finally get fired.
I will be celebrating with fireworks! literally.
-FireTheFuckingAssholeAlready!
This article appears in Jun 5-11, 2014.


Man, Film that shit then give it to management and show them how he’s costing them money…. then put it on youtube so i can watch it and laugh.
Maybe tell your/his supervisor? If you feel unsafe at work, that’s an issue about which management would like to know…
As far as him being fired goes, he pleads mental illness and can’t be fired.
You still lose.
sound like an injury waiting to happen.
it’s not ‘ratting’ to report an asshole. special permission from god. (me)
Since he’s a temporary employee, the employer, Meaty, can get rid of him whenever they please.
You NEED to report this, OB. Temporary workers are pretty much treated as disposable in the work place, so it should be easy for your supervisor to can him.
Grab 5 pallets and construct a temporary shelter, nailed or screwed together to put said F*+% asshole in time out till the psychosis wears down or they get proper meds to control tantrums.
I once built a pretty good bed when I worked in another part of the gulag. 3 banana boxes filled with soft product and covered with layers of bubble wrap. Not a bad place to kip during breaks and lunchtime. The head of ops used to show it off to visiting management types as an example of Nova Scotia initiative. Didn’t earn me any more dosh, though.
I can see these on SGR outside a highly successful business?
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/…
Those little bumps won’t stop the street filth from using your doorway as a latrine. Punji stakes dipped in hobo shit might.