This is a message to all you 20 slut-fest bitches downtown on the weekend… Have a little more respect for your body and put some friggin clothes on. We don’t need to see your breasts falling out of your dress or your nastiness underneath because all you are wearing is a t-shirt… THAT’S RIGHT… They call it a T-shirt and you’re wearing it as a dress.
And now that I’m on the subject… take the soft-porn pictures off your facebook pages. Do you realize that 678 of your close, personal “friends” are looking at you half naked and the guys are probably wacking off to it.
Since when is it appropriate to be giving it away for free? Keep what you’ve got for yourself… have a little self respect.
—Fully Clothed 20-something
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.
Cue the jungle drums – the summer skanks are among us, from muffin tops to pube shorts – sure, flaunt it if you’ve got it but not with 90% of your body uncovered.
Besides, most of these little cuties are looking for love and will end up a big fat lump in pink track pants with three squawking kids, all with different fathers, ten years later.
FC20 would maybe be more comfortable in Saudi Arabia; meantime keep up the good work “you 20 slut-fest bitches” don’t let jealous bitches hold you back.
A friend of a friend of mine has a saying about the girls who dress like that: “No pants, no panties, no problem.”
Really people you should not blame the girls..blame the media. These kids are subjected to a constant barrage of the Brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan’s as role models. What would you expect? Add in such family entertainment as Much Music and you get what you get.
I’ll just duplicate my comment from another Bitch:
“Hey, Tim, I think we need another orange Bitch tag for Bitches about clothes. Maybe “Hate the Way we Dress”
Why the hell do so many people spend sooooo much time worrying about what other people are wearing, or how much it costs??
Do you really think that avoiding makeup and dressing in a potato sack makes you somehow superior?
Are you really less superficial, just because you don’t even try to look good?
I’ll answer that – NO – you’re not – because you’re still on here judging people based on nothing more than what they’re wearing. So, really, you’re just like them, only uglier.
Get over it and mind your bidness.”
lol@ the no panties no problem comment, priceless…..i figure they just need to air out their crabs….
I don’t agree with the slut-shaming, but I agree with kinda having to laugh when I’m downtown at night and wearing a sweater and coat because it’s cold and I walk past the Palace and see these girls wearing strappy sandals and basically, as the OP says, a t-shirt. I mean, more power to them, but it kinda broadcasts “I’m desperate. Someone else might be wearing less than me tonight and I can’t let that happen.”
Blaming the media is for lazy and poor people. Just shoot the messenger while you’re at it.
I guess the OP missed that it was “Nude Biking Day”. It was in all the media.
Well you are downtown……
Zzz…
I like eye candy
“Yeah, don’t you just hate it when someone’s boob pops out”. What? Are you kidding me? I love that shit! These rookie hookers are another form of free entertainment. If those drunk chain smoking anorexic ho-bags want to flaunt their malnourished bony ass bodies, I say let them!
It makes me feel better about myself and besides, I get to see some boobies other than my own.
Yeah, who wants to see breasts falling out of dresses? Certainly not a heterosexual male like myself, that’s for damn sure!
OP, you sound like an ugly girl jealous of the hot girls. That’s the only explanation for letting what someone else wears effect you.
All those floozies sauntering on the promenade need to realize that life ain’t no silly-sally walk in the park, and if the next big thing comes over and ejaculates inside her greasy folds and a little wonderkid pops out 9 months later, her life is going to be harder than a North Korean hard-labor camp.
Even as a girl I’d be pretty amused at seeing boobs flying out of unsuspecting but deserving girls tops (or lack there of). But mostly because it would be very out of place anywhere that I hangout. I’m sure it happens at the Palace on a regular basis.
Boobs falling out of shirts make me want to throw up a sandwich or something. Don’t even get me started on the stretch marks.
SAY NO TO CAMELTOE!!!!
If my daughter EVER went out looking like a two dolla holla….she be getting a time out….
Stretch marks are a real bitch, especially around your mouth
Let’s face it, revealing so much is just another way of screaming:
“I CAN SUCK THE CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH!!!”
you rule ttfn
hahahaha omg ttfn you crack me up sometimes
I saw this VERY large chested girl today with a pink dress on…very very little fabric was covering said breasts and there was no support on the sides which had some nasty ass side-chest flab. Ask NGF: the tits were about to pop out at any second.
Also, I’d just like to state to the ladies that no, you do NOT look good in a halter or whatever without a bra. EVERY single girl i’ve seen in a dress or halter top without a bra looked like their tits could flop around their neck. Do you realise how AWFUL this looks? DO YOU?
Please wear bras. PLEASE?
Let’s just keep one thing in mind here… these are the girls that guys go downtown to pick up, fuck the shit out of them, and then kick them out of their beds the next morning like a $2 hooker.
Only difference is they are giving it away for free.
Just sayin…
Ride them hard and send them home wet
methinks the poster hasn’t had a boyfriend/girlfriend for awhile.what the hell is wrong with showing some skin.are you people all fucken prudes or what?get a grip on life.you came to this world with just the skin on your ass,were you bitchen then,or did anyone else,NO.you wanna be a prude,go the fuck somewhere else,this is after all 2009,not 1709.
Jammie, “Do you really think that avoiding makeup and dressing in a potato sack makes you somehow superior?”
Actually, in Nova Scotia, the chick who can arm wrestle the biggest guy in the bar and win somehow makes them “superior” to their oh-so-feminine counterparts. *insert major eye roll*
The OP clearly has not seen enough female flesh. The novelty wears off quick enough. Just hang out at a topless beach for a week (topless is legal everywhere in Ontario).. tits gets boring soon enough and you’ll get over it.
Thank god for slutty skanks. Wouldn’t marry one, but they can be fun for a while.
Several Points:
1. And most important…TITS NEVER GET BORING!! EVER, unless they are nasty.
2.Most girls that dress this way will also be annoyed andor vehemently angry if they catch you looking…and in looking I actually mean staring at them from the viewscreen of your camcorder while the device is angled perfectly.
3.I submit my vote for TTFN to be given an honorary Master’s Degree in LTWWB rip snorting, coffee spewing humor.
Agree with your 3rd point DER. I like to imagine a world where she was an author of pulp fiction paperbacks because I would collect the whole set.
Oh man so would I!
I saw the most perfect titties in the gym change room the other day, and fuck was I pissed.
It’s called jealousy. I was jealous. Tightness of the chest, furrowing of he brow and a curl of the lip of the disgusted variety are all symptoms of his irritating, yet manageable, disorder.
picz pleaz