To the girl in my class who flails her hands in the air when she talks,
Fuck off. Your stories are irrelevant, your jokes aren’t funny and your references are lost on all of us. Surely you can make some friends at that South end pub you frequent. Please, dish your boring dribble to them, and spare us – we’re just trying to learn!

—Distracted By Her Hands

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  1. Unless she’s playing b-ball or drooling while she talks, it’s ‘drivel’ not ‘dribble’. That is all.

  2. NO, no, no meOw, drivel is a little high speed drill thingy. ………….Just kidding, don’t hiss!

    I’m sure the OB meant to say dribble, as well as a basket ball bouncing move, it is also saliva that drips out of the mouth. It sort of oozes out and falls down the lip, just like this flappy hands girl’s speech, sort of a verbal diarrhea issue. I thought it was a good call to use that word.

  3. I always used “dribble” to define those last few drops of piss you have to shake from your wang.

  4. expatriot i’m sure you know the corner. a worthless piece of shiot like you would pretty much have to know where all the corners are… LOL…

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