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You bus bitches and your sense of entitlement to personal space, you should try riding the bus in China if you think you got it bad. I know you skinny ass maggots would like to have an empty seat on either side of you, but ain’t nobody want to stand and be flung and fall all over as the bus goes around corners. My fat ass deserves a seat just as much as your bony emaciated malnourished ass. If you wanna sigh and curse under your breath, I’ll make sure to smush you in even more until your pancaked against the window. I’ll be sure to be eatin on them All Bran Buds for breakfast to werk up some gas for that ass. I’ll make sure I have a nice hot fart brewing for you tomorrow, which I’ll drop on you right before exiting. Suck it up, buttercup. Nice and rich. You’ll be begging for a whiff of smoke to cleanse your pallet. —Two-ton Tessie

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  1. The opening of a San Pellegrino & Mini-Pizza Factory Outlet in B@y#rs L@k# did much to ease the sting of having been hounded from LTWWB.

  2. I love how the mod probably posted this and them selectively deletes responses. That was sarcasm.

  3. If you think my bony emaciated ass = malnourished you need to sit down with a doctor or dietitian you unhealthy fat fuck who will eventually if not already be a burden on (actually) healthy people like me.

  4. I really don’t care how overweight someone is on the bus, but I do mind when they reek of chain smoking cigarette smell. It’s disgusting and repulsive. I will filter my way through densely crammed people to get away from such stench. Hopefully you don’t work with the public if you smell that bad, it’s bad for business.

  5. My grandmother and my dear great grandmother are both overweight. If I ever catch any of you fuckers talking this way in ear shot of them, I’ll get angry. You won’t like it when I get angry.

  6. other peoples failings, do not justify your own. shut your mouth, a person is entitled to their space.

    if the bus in China sucks, that’s China’s problem

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