To the ass who broke my car window and stole my purse…you are a dick. I was trying to be healthy and go for a walk, and returned to a smashed-in car, with a stolen purse/wallet and stolen gym bag. Now I have to take a day off work to deal with fixing my bloody car, replacing my cards and getting a new licence. This is what happens when I try to exercise. -Window-less

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  1. Stupid is as stupid does – why, why, why would you ever be so stunned as to leave your purse in your car? No sympathy here, dumbo.

  2. Because, TT, glass is not at ALL breakable and will TOTALLY protect valuables in plain sight.

    Dumbo, indeed.

  3. I clued into that when I learned to drive at age 16 – common sense seems to be in short supply these days.

  4. Fuck the assholes that took what wasn’t their OP
    I’m all for public beat downs for these punks when they get caught; but reality being what it is; out of sight… bla bla

  5. Funny thing, the post never said where the items were located in the car, most of you just made up your own opinions

  6. ya maybe. seems like an opportunistic spy-smash-grab to me.

    again. fuck the pricks that do these kinds of things.

  7. C’mon, no one smashes a window on the hunch that something valuable might be inside, shit was in plain view, obviously.

  8. Stop it with your condescending bullshit to our condescending bullshit mrsw :p You don’t make internet friends that way!@!!!

  9. You have to be really diligent to make sure you keep things in the trunk if you leave things in a car, as it’s all about crimes of opportunity. I left a gym bag with sneaker that had $300 worth of orthodics in them, and it was dark when I parked my car and didn’t even think of the bag when I got out of the car. They broke my window and took them. It never occurred to me but a lot of people said I should have walked around a block or two, because they often drop the bag once they find or don’t find what they are looking for.

  10. cranky, that depends.
    I had mine broken into twice in one year and nothing was taken…
    but it was overnight and my car had a known quick way to smash n dash.
    All they did was check the center console and run. They completely ignored the gps in the glove box and all the tools and shit in my trunk

    During the day though…. something like a purse is gonna catch their eye.
    I feel for OP though, that’s a minimum 125 for the window, depending on which it was they punched out. I ,know you’re pissed and feel violated… and I’m betting you’re never gonna do it again. The lesson is already expensive enough.

  11. They were asking suggestions as to what to replace the old library on SGR with, I think a guillotine with spectator stands would be nice, complete with a splatter screen. Thieves and SGR bums go to the front of the line?

  12. If it was sitting in plain view I guess your magical forcefield window wasn’t powered up that day. Personally, my car windows are just made of normal glass so I tend to hide things.

  13. Perhaps leaving the purse in plain site was a bad idea, but I’ve also had my window smashed a couple of years ago. I was at the marquee and when I got back to my car I found that a vandal had used a stick or bat to severely smash my windshield, it broke and punctured the window but did not completely break. And this was the windshield not the door window. There was nothing stolen because it didn’t break all the way thru, I suspect it was a drunk douchebag headed home after a night out having a “good time”, and this was only 2 or 3 blocks away from the Police station.
    Sorry Window-less!

  14. Oh man, come on! Wtf is goin on here? No new bitches yesterday or today? Get back to work, bitch poster! Gaaahhhh!!!

  15. Thursdays are tough at the coast what with the new print going out and all…
    we may see some more later today.

  16. Uh… I’d say Wednesday is a tougher day, Zed. By Thursday, all they’re doing is distributing the papers. Printing deadlines are on Wednesday.

    But really, this forum is so neglected it isn’t funny. No one comes here anymore because no one posts any new bitches. We used to get dozens of new comments a day…. now we’re lucky if there are six new comments on bitches in the run of a day.

    This place used to be a goldmine for internet traffic for the Coast… now it’s a wasteland.

  17. PROPERTY: THE DEFINING CONCEPT

    “To the ass who broke my car window and stole my purse… you are a dick.” Window-less

    “All property is theft.” Joseph Prudhon

    Why was the poster so upset about the thief who broke her car window and stole her purse? She was upset because they were her property and, for Window-less, her property is co-extensive with her identity. In other words, she IS her property. Beyond her property, however defined, there is no Window-less. She does not exist. But this raises the question as to what property consists and who, as a consequence, is the thief.

    For the 19th. century French anarcho-socialist Joseph Prudhon it is not the thief who is the thief, the one who broke her car window and stole her purse but, since she posses property, Window-less herself is the thief. The fact that she possesses property entails not so much that someone else does not possess that particular piece of property but rather that the the concept of property itself is the culprit. It is a profoundly defining concept shaping who we are on all levels.

    Western society has always been ambivalent about the concept of property. The framers of the American Declaration of Independence, property owners all, thought even then the wording “life, liberty and property” to be too edgy and so changed the last word to “the pursuit of happiness” which is not far off the mark since such “happiness” is equated with the possession of personal property. And of course our Christian heritage renders us ambivalent in respect to private property since the rich man has as much chance of gaining heaven as the camel does passing through the eye of the needle. In other words, the concept of property itself is our dirty little secret.

    But property can be defined in many ways. The English philosopher Bertrand Russell famously remarked that mankind was divided into two groups, those who moved objects about the face of the earth and those who told them where to put it, so to speak. Russell was talking, of course, not about the possession of objects but about the possession of power. But the possession of power embodies the symbolic possession of property and the symbolic possession of power comes in many forms, from the possession of wealth – the capacity to possess nearly anything – to political power – the capacity to control nation states which, possessing sacred territorial boundaries to keep the intruder out, embody a still further manifestation of the ubiquity of property. In addition, one can speak about clerical power vested in the leaders of the world religions, of politico/economic power vested in world ideologies such as capitalism and communism, of intellectual power vested in the current leaders of philosophical thought such as Montrealman, and so on.

    But where’s the bottom line? Where does all this take us?
    It takes us back to the beginning of this comment, that property defines us to ourselves. Without property, we really don’t know who we are. That is why Window-less was so upset.That is why she called the thief an ass, a dick. She had lost a part of her identity and to that extent did not know who she was.

    That will be $10 please.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  18. we’re celebrating in crone lesbian style. tequila shots whilst gardening. burny-bum chicken wings to follow this evening while my remaining hetero brain cells lust after LDP on Netflix

    cheers queers!

  19. and to pk, sorry, I am down from my usual 147 posts per day but have been busy plucking nose hairs, looking for lost car keys in my love folds and buying constipation shit on amazon. typical boomer stuff.

  20. I’ve been celebrating in pure geriatric, Right-Wing, racist fuck fashion. Putting the finishing touches on a 1/72 scale Gloster Gladiator and watching the sadly under-rated “John Carter” on Showcase. Cheesy good fun and shitloads better than “Avatar” with none of Cameron’s mewling cultural marxism or preachy fem-dom fantasies.
    PLUS – Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris – Hubba Hubba.
    Tonight – Oktoberfest sausages with hofbrau mustard and Tancook kraut, washed down with a couple of chilled bottles of Two Horsies.

    Strength and Honour , Bitchbuds.

    Proudhon was a wanker and a pox on his kleptomaniacal acolytes. Get a job and buy your own shit; keep your sticky dickskinners the fuck off of mine.

  21. my old country (kiev) mother in law’s sauerkraut method. wash the stuff. slice lots of onions. fry them til really brown in bacon fat. slice up polish sausage and brown the slices too. while the pan is hot throw in the sauerkraut on top of the onions and sausage. smack a tight lid on it and turn the heat waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. let marry for 30-60 minutes. when you lift the lid it will all be a marvellous rich brown. fragrant. delicious. always served at Christmas. with meatball gravy. oh yeah!

  22. ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
    I’M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE! IF BITCH POSTER IS ON VACAY, WHY CAN’T SOMEONE ELSE COVER AND POSTS NEW BITCHES! IMMA FIND A FORUM LIKE THIS OUT IN EDMONTON NOW THAT I’M LIVING THERE!
    SAYONARA ERRYONE!!

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