A ‘blond’ Anne of Green Gables? Â Sure why not, it’s just a detail.
It could also be about ‘Alvin’ instead. Â Why not, it’s just a name.
It could be called ‘Purple Porches’ too. Â It’s just another detail.
It can be set in Glace Bay – why not? Â Ya, in the year 2048.
Ya ya, and Alvin’s a Russian and a steel worker with OCD.
See what I mean, they’re just silly details!! Â Why not? Â It’s all the same isn’t it?
—Alvin Of White Windows
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2013.
Next you’ll be bitching about turbans on Mounties
Damn… potential informational blackmail aside,
I was a huge fan of the Anne of Green Gables show as a kid and have always secretly wanted to go to PEI to check it all out.
I feel dirty.
Its alright zZz, I listen to Justin Bieber and used to watch Jersey Shore. Thats dirty.
That Gus Pike was such a dreamboat.
Sonic Love… ew.
just…. ew.
Copyright’s expired, simple as that, guys.
^ What TTFN said. The copyright on the actual stories has long since expired, but PEI and someone else (I forget exactly who) own the copyright on the image/likeness of Anne of Green Gables. The person who decided to self-publish this particular version probably just grabbed some random stock image off the internet.
just because someone has blond hair on ther’ head, don’t mean the rug’s not red ~;D
Gus Pike was on Road to Avonlea. Get you PEI historical dramas right!
I loved it when they worked ‘modern’ themes into their shitty turn of the century setting. Oh look, that half-wit jasper has invented a television. too bad the cbc won’t be invented for another 30 years….relic would kick gus pikes ass if he ever showed his face around molly’s reach.
better red than dead
ALLLVVIIINNN!!!! I can hear it now. How are they going to work Simon and Theodore into the story?
By the beard of Hetty King!
WTF are you smoking?
I smoke blunts and drink Bud Light beer with Buzz Lightyear.
Lets all meet at Molly’s?
Glace Bay huh … There are very few more depressing places on Earth. Not even a joke.
….Molly’s Reach in BC to visit with Bruno and Relic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0TOd2jDNvU
Myself being an native Islander, born and raised, and made to endure everything Anne Shirley in every gift shop, gas station, grocery store…even the provincial and federal gov’t, (her likeness once “graced” our license plates and the Green Gables house is in the Cavendish Beach National Park), and fly-by-night tourist trap operators; some of them even going so far as to make shit up, (“L.M. Montgomery once slept here in 1910”. One used viable farm land to recreate the fictional village of Avonlea). From “Anne’s Tea Room” to bottles of “Raspberry Cordial” (essentially raspberry flavoured pop), and those stupid straw hats with the 2 red, braided pigtails attached. From the Charlottetown Festival musical to the stupid tourists wanting to know “where Megan Follows lives” and anything else they could stick a monicker or image on, rammed down our throats EVERY. FUCKING. SUMMER!!!
I can honestly say, with a deep, passionate and pure conviction that I HATE that little red-headed orphan bitch!
i hear you vastie, i got my very first period watching anne at the confederation center. the big question is will the japanese care?
“PG of Red Seat!”
(sorry)
“just because someone has blond hair on ther’ head, don’t mean the rug’s not red ~;D”
“better red than dead”
OK……..Smee’s sorry too now.
‘blonde’ not ‘blond’
i think blond anne’s biggest issue should be that she needs to learn to pilot a spacecraft before Goxgira and his evil band of minions from hell destroy the space station affectionately known as Green Gables.
You know.. since her red hair can’t be her biggest childhood trauma anymore.
And there should be monkeys with ray guns and dancing pandas. And a lot more cussing.
… and more bewbs.
Sorry this whole blond anne thing reminds me of that episode of family guy where peter was given creative rights over directing The King and I.
I eagerly await the robot ninjas.