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Dear guy sitting in the aisle seat, protecting the single solitary fucking seat available on the entire bus: Seriously dude? There are five of us standing. Don’t pretend you don’t realize it. Just keep staring at your phone and tweeting off, and liking stories about mass murder and natural disasters and Justin Bieber. Clearly you lack the capability to feel. Also, the idea of society means nothing to you. Looking at your hideous face makes me think that you would be a strong argument for bringing back public stonings. When you finally do look up and meet my glare for a split second, I am amazed to see that your eyeballs are not all-black. Despite this, I am positive that you are a demon, sent by Crowley, to remind everyone that evil is indeed still alive and well. I imagine there is a sizeable roster of you taking shifts on all the busy buses in the city wearing the douchiest of smirks. I am exercising the utmost restraint to keep from going Sam and Dean on your nefarious ass right now. Hey, there’s another bus that’s leaving town in a few minutes. Do me a favor? Be under it. Prick. —The Giz
This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2015.
Fortune favors the bold, sucka. If you lack the intestinal fortitude to open your mouth and tell him to move, you didn’t deserve the seat in the first place.
He might have had a gun, or a knife. Unfortunately, this type of behaviour is far too common OB.
“Excuse me sir, but is this seat taken?”
That was tough
And yet after your “description” of him, you still wanted to sit beside him.
You definitely sound like the bigger sociopath here, OB. Also, Crowley never actually summoned anything. He shouted his chants and prose out into nothingness and got nothing in return. Kinda like what you just did. Cheers! ;3
It starts with comments being pulled. Then at the least suspecting moment, out comes the knife…
At least some of us had a good time off!
As I post the above, a guy gets on the bus I’m on and plants his bag right down beside him! I’m saying nothing… ya’ know, the knife and all…
Buy a car Jesus, then you won’t have to put up with idiots on the bus….just saying.
If none of the five people standing said anything, then it is possible that the subject of this bitch was oblivious to his perceived transgression. Maybe he was simply absorbed in his teeny tiny smartphone world. Maybe he is a frosh and it is his first time on a bus so he doesn’t know the ropes. At any rate, this may have been an opportunity to make him aware of bus etiquette if someone had opened their mouth instead of seething in silence.
The weirder thing is that the OB is equating an encounter with a bus riding duffus with a voyage into the heart of darkness. Let me assure you, OB, as someone who has met some truly scary characters, being a bus seat hog is pretty low on the scale of evil doers.
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I swear this ^^^ was an auto correct error! Had to post it… Ack! Knives!
Anyways… no baby.doll, I have too much fun passing motorists on my bike who are stuck in traffic. I save the bus for the crazier commutes this city offers… (It’s’s where? WTF is wrong with you people? Your downtown is full of rotten teeth and everyone wants to take a $10 drive to buy a pair of shoes?)
Nukka used to do this on the 14 all the time. However, a good dog set him straight.