I stopped to let you walk in front of my car the other night as I exited the beer store and for my trouble you pulled a pretend shotgun and aimed at me through the windshield.

As you slunk by I rolled down my window and said in a loud voice: “Right back at ya”, you started to turn but then you realized that this dude wasn’t going to run away and was looking really pissed off, so you decided to keep going toward the beer store, so I said: “YOU HEARD ME” – and still you kept walking so I yelled “You are NOTHING!” and still you didn’t turn around. Gutless fucker! I hope I crushed your sad gangsta ego. Next time I don’t hit the brakes. —Don’t fuck with the Irish!

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  1. Might have been in his 3rd year of Mime at Dal. That’s when they start to get the pissy attitude.

  2. Eh, I, for one, think it’s great OP stood up for him/herself. Someone needs to chop these stupid little fuck “gangstas” down a few pegs with their smug entitled attitudes.

  3. I dunno about this story, but once this girl in the car next to mine at an intersection pretended to punch me while making a “scary face” and did the “I’m watching you” hand gesture thing. Then my dog jumped up from the passenger seat and barked at her through the partially open window and she spilt her soda all over herself. It was pretty funny.

  4. Um, I think it was more of a “Thank You” or a “thanks for stopping” type of action. Who takes the guns offensively??

    You need to chill out Bud

  5. Lease is right, chill.

    If you had of stopped with “Right back at ya”, you would have been cool, but you kinda went road rage, un-cool

  6. You should have thrown something at him. Empty sodeypop can, rip your underwear off and throw it, or mayhaps a flip flop.

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