To the asshole that stole my 5 year olds pumpkins and also my neighbours kids pumpkins:
MAY YOU ROT IN HELL! He took 2 trips to the valley to pick those from a pumpkin patch himself and he woke up this morning saw that 2 of them were gone. He wonders why anyone would do something so mean! My response is that I couldn’t imagine….but I do know. You are probabaly some drunk asshole coming home from a night downtown and thought it would be funny to steal some pumpkins.
Thanks so much for ruining our childrens pumpkin carving fun….GROW UP AND GET A LIFE….ASSHOLES!!!!!
This article appears in Oct 16-22, 2008.
shut the fuck up. may you rot in hell? over pumpkins? how about people that break into peoples houses and steal their money and valuables? how about people who vandalize cars?RUINING your children’s pumpkin carving fun? get off your fat ass and go to Superstore and buy new pumpkins; are you retarded or something? if this is the most tragic, mean thing you are going through right now, read the newspaper and get a fucking life.
so simply because these kids…assuming they are kids…arent vandalizing cars or doing b and e’s everything is hunky dory? maybe if these little fucks had more respect for shit our society wouldnt be circlin the bowl. at least they could wait until halloween night neway like civilized little miscreants.
Joe you fucking troll… Someone should really come around and smash YOUR pumpkin… kick its fucking teeth in… and teach it a lesson that it badly needs to learn…
well if you are smart and you went through so much effort to get your precious pumpkin, why the fuck wouldn’t you keep in inside if it is so goddamn important to you? especially near the commons, where williams st is. people are assholes, i would never leave something so important to my 5 year old outside in this area. morons!
To Joe,Get off my fat ass? My ass is far from fat you fucking idiot. I got so far off my ass that I drove to the valley to get the pumpkins in the first place so that my son and I could have some fun doing it. Obviously your mother never did anything fun with you as a child. I can easily get more pumpkins but you have missed the point, so maybe you are the retarded one Joe.I have gone though far more tragic and mean things in my life but why should my 5 year old have to put up with such childish idiots. Judging from your comment they are probably related to you as you are a complete fucking idiot! May you rot in hell asshole.
i’m just saying jeni, it’s a fucking pumpkin. get over it. there are far worse things your 5 year old could be going through. next time you submit a bitch, why don’t you make it about something important instead of a vegetable someone stole from you that probably cost $1.00. grocery store pumpkins are probably from the valley too….i’m just sayin….ahahahahahah
hey joe…theres the point driving by you at high speed
when did Joey-Trolly show up? I’m so out of the loop…alright, so if the theif had, say, smashed her pumpking on her car, breaking the window, that would be alright for her to bitch about, huh joe? well how do you thinks these little shit-for-brains get to breaking into cars and vandalising? they START with ‘harmless’ ‘fun’ like stealing and smashing pumpkins!I hate arguments like yours as well btw- ‘oh shut up, look at the rest of the world, it’s so much worse, how dare you whine about such-and-such’. This is a bitch board. if we didn’t complain about pettyness, NOTHING would happen here, and I’d be bored at work.no one wants that, now do they?*also it’s all a matter of scale, and to that 5 year old, this is probably pretty epic. I feel bad for the little guy. maybe help him construct some sort of pumpkin theif destroying monster to decorate your yard next time?