To the kids who came into two nice girls’ apartment with one of their friends (which this girl was a friend of ours and we trusted) for a few hours, I have to say, congratulations! You make me want to take double the pill’s prescription to make sure I don’t end up with kids that are pricks like you. You are like what 18? 19? You live in a refuge, talk like you lived it all, you know it all, you get kicked out because you come back late, do drugs and drink your face off. Enough that you can’t stand anymore, that you had to puke all over the stairs of my apartment. You couldn’t stop looking at my boobs when I was talking to you until I showed you the finger on where you were looking at, you kept going outside for walk to “smoke,” swearing every three words and you thought you were cool! When I was your age I was drinking responsibly, running, not doing drugs, working, studying, camping, a leader in scouts, participating in a sports team and buying nice things because I wouldn’t drug all my money. I was doing what is called “living your youth.” If you think drinking your underage asses off and mixing drugs is awesome, I feel so so sorry for you, even more for your parents and I really wish you don’t have kids. Like, please don’t event think about it, it might be the only good you can do to humanity. You were so disgusting. —Bless the Hangover You Must Still Have (Four Days After)
This article appears in Dec 20-26, 2012.
obligatory spryfield reference.
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I think the part that would annoy me most is probably the ‘swearing every three words’…
though I don’t have particularly nice boobs that get stared at…
I know somebody they can hang with.
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
that’s okay o.p., they are going to be the dominant race on earth in a few more years. all hail the invading overlords from alpha centauri. hurry the fuck up already.
Mixing drugs and alcohol can have really fatal results. I know that from personal experience. This is not something people need to joke about. The end result is very heartbreaking to families everywhere. I hope this person finds the help they need. Young people think they are invincible. If you check out the obits you will see that they are sadly mistaken. Please young people be safe and be smart. Youth can be a wonderful time but it can also be cut short accidentally by people who think they are invincible. You may be young and strong but you are still only a bag of bones when all is said and done. Please be careful.
^^^^ 10-4, Mom ^^^^
Unfortunately, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Instead of the mobilemeth lab in Fairviewistan, they could have had a Moregentalermobile.
Mr Bullshit Good one.
wow woggie, that was deep. and thank you by the way, to those that are helping. there will be a special place in a heart for you. and santa will reward you later.
Yes Gary, Deep it was. And true. As you know I explained it awhile ago in my email. Very, very sad time for their family. And all so unnecessary.
this time of year is sad for so many,m in many different ways. i have my bad memories, you have yours now. that’s why i try to help someone at this time of year, to put the bad shit out of the way, if only for a little while. your last mail didn’t have anything in it, just the reply to the one i sent earlier to you. any idea why?
Really, no Idon’t know what happened there Gary. I will try to send it again.
The issue as I have come to see it is, there really is no transition “ritual” in this society. By that I mean, what is there really to show that we have “grown up” in this society? A license to drive, a license to drink and you can now rent porn.
There is nothing that would promote responsible behavior, nothing to guide the young into the world of adulthood. Yes there are some good parents that understand this, but unfortunately the bulk seem to have offspring like the ones you met. Thinking that somehow being able to drink more than the next guy (gal) is somehow achieving some kind of “status”.
One word and one word only comes to mind….. fool.
As the university students with a head on their shoulders can testify to, there are plenty of educated fools out there every weekend. Ignore them, and rise above, is my only advice.
In my opinion, well-adjusted people let go of the teenage rebellion (experimenting with NON-hardcore drugs, and/or occassionally getting shitfaced, for example) by their early 20’s; they learn from their mistakes and grow bored by that lifestyle after a certain period.
Who here can honestly say they’ve never drank too much as a youth and done something embarrassing? While I loathe the frat boy, frosh week mentality and neither I or my friends were ever so obnoxious as to crash a party we weren’t invited to, or be sick on someone’s floor, I’ll admit to having had my own hair held back by a friend while hunched over a bush once or twice around that age.
And OP, while I think these people who invaded your Saturday night were obnoxious and annoying, I don’t think their behavior indicates that they deserve to be forbidden to procreate, based on the evidence you’ve provided alone. I think you sound extremist, saying something like that. Are you a military officer, or a young adult? Obviously you’re not one to go wild, and that’s great, but be careful you don’t take that self-control to the extreme: TOO much restraint can sometimes be just as bad as none at all.
What is it with guys and boob-staring anyway? Fuck, I could write a whole new bitch on that subject.
A 36 month government funded study by the Canadian Institute for Figuring out the Totally Obvious has concluded that blokes love ’em.
hmmmm, if only we had a survey to see what the general populace feel on the pot issue at hand…
http://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/should-pot-…
36 leotards and counting
I came from a pretty shitty home growing up and in my late teens/early twenties I was probably a lot like these kids you met. I didn’t care about anyone – including myself. I used people (for money, sex, a place to stay, food), I did a lot of drugs and drank a lot.
It wasn’t to be disrespectful to anyone, I just didn’t care about myself or my future. Thankfully, for the today-me, there were a few eye-opening experiences – watching a good friend O.D. was one of them, having my eye-socket crushed and being told I could have died was another.
Try to understand that, while their behavior was offensive and inexcusable, they’re just misguided people and probably just need someone to care and reach out to them. This is in no way your job or obligation and as badly as they may need a hand to pull them out, they also need to understand that their actions have lasting consequences.
Unfortunately, there’s a shortage of people who are willing to help young adults like this and not everyone is lucky enough to have the positive influences in their lives that I’ve had. Hopefully they’ll snap out of it soon. Don’t invite them back to your home, tell them why they aren’t welcome there and, if the situation calls for it, tell them you’ll call the police if you see them around again. 90% guarantee that they won’t bother you after that.
Also, the Phoenix house is a great resource for young adults who need help finding their way, they do some great work there. There are other places like the phoenix house in the city but beds are limited.
i agree op. I HATE people who are habitually like that. But way to assume ONE night of partying AT CHRISTMAS is indicative of their personalities as a whole, 365 days a year.
Fuck.. now _I_ want to OD on baby-B-gone..
This might be the end. Of the human race. As we know it.
Brenda K
What is it with girls and hugging men thinking it is going to make them hard and then the girl looking. Goes both ways. Although the tit starring would definitely happen more often let’s look at the owl reflex next to the executed motivation. Not to imply that you implied any “men vs women perversity” I’m bringing that up I’ll admit. Oh and I don’t tit stare.
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/outlaw-comi…
Boob staring doesn’t bother me too much….men will be men. Just don’t touch ’em. Touching ’em will get you slapped. Unless, of course, you are my man (if I had one). Or my doctor. My doc can squeeze ’em 🙂 lol
I’ve said it before Nursie. A Real Man doesn’t need to grope the Venus de Milo to know that he’s in the presence of classical exquisiteness.
Of course, what’s she gonna do. Slap ya?^^
slap or sue, you can only have one.
(I knew I should have been a doctor…)
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…LOL….A boyfriend bought me a t shirt that read”President of the Iiddypiddy Titty Committee”. The t shirt also had 2 huge daisies covering my breasts.My family thought it was funny.I didn’t.
Everyone made fun of me because I didn’t have breasts,until after I had got pregnant.It didn’t help my fragile self esteem that all of my sister’s were very well endowed.
I feel uncomfortable when men stare at me.
i don’t think it’s funny, i had big boobs when i was pregnant too. big boobs just get in the way, i’m glad mine shrunk back
I didn’t think it was funny to be teased all the time because I was as flat as a board.
it’s not funny to be teased about, anything, i sure don’t like it
Boru, at least you’ll never have to worry about having knee knockers.
Ahem, Nurse, I’m a doctor in my dreams. Does that count? LOL. JK.
I never had to worry about black eyes while jogging either.lolz
Lol Boru! I, also, was flat as a board until I had my daughter. I was teased about my lack of ta-tas by the other girls (one in particular)… She used to say “where’s your boobies?”. In a twist of fate, mine blow hers out if the ballpark now. When I see her I say “soooo, where’s your boobies?” and we have a god laugh. Maybe that’s why I embrace my boobs…. Waited so long to get them lol.
Tim, there is always Plan A… It’s less expensive, and surely more fun 🙂
NurseHezz Good things come to those who wait.
Gross.
ploopy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S87pAjVwP58
and I’m straight. In case you’re wondering.
“I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck. And I wouldn’t wanna change a thing…I’m gettin’ drunk all night. Oh, I’m gettin’ drunk all day…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpW-QHOqZ6U…
You’re totally lying, Abrahomo! jk
OP
People can change grow up. you got pissed off and then your mouth started and now you can’t find your way back because you can’t hold a thought from 5 minutes ago.
What I think OP might say:
“they can’t even think in that state!”
What I’m saying right now:
They’ll learn their lesson. Shut up, you’re an overly prissy unhappy person who did everything right and isn’t happy and you want to know why being so great hasn’t made you into something special, and somehow therefore happy.
I’d rather watch these people act like idiots and laugh than read your self reflective fucking shit.
SHUT….. UP.
Mixing prescription pills with alcohol is real dum. D-U-M.
Depends what the goal is.
If it’s to eradicate your liver at an exponentially faster rate than it’s actually one of the smarter ways to get there.