To the loose girls who come to shows and tempt musicians in relationships. You are pathetic (especially since you pawn your desperation off as photography). You may be a “good time” but you are a dime a dozen. FYI, he has herpes. —Gain Respect Over Sexual Stimulation
This article appears in Jan 27 – Feb 2, 2011.


FYI, they’re called groupies and let them get herpes.. survival of the fittest!
HA! I KNEW desi had the herp!
Long time no post, Kay!
Bahahahaha that just made my morning, PK.
If he didn’t before; he absolutely does now.
I’m with Brendon, PK – fookin’ champion, that were.
“Gain Respect Over Sexual Stimulation”
More like
Guitarist Rants Over STD Surprise
Awww I love you guys!
more likely “Great! Rockin’ Oral from Sleazy Skags” A post grad roomie had a garage band called “The Flies” He claimed it was a Kafka allusion; I saw it as a groupie tribute.
Been awhile since this bitch was bitched.
yeah, the groupies, gotta love them all, or most at least once. hmmmm, this almost sounds like someonne we know of, doesn’t it. but the herpes, well, maybe too.
if you are talking about a certain little twerp, forget wasting your time here, we don’t give a fuck about the little asshole. you know the one i mean, that starts with a j.b.
and any rapper(gag), that goes multible triples for.
I had the same thought as you when I read this bitch, Kitty. Hahaha!
Far worse than all the Sweet Connie Wannabes are band member girlfriends who wear their insecurity on their sleeve. And anyway, isn’t one of the perks of being in a band all the “chicks for free”? “What happens on the tour bus, stays on the tour bus?” Some girlfriends, like a certain Ms Tweed, figure the game out early on. Sweet Connie Wannabe’s ARE a dime a dozen, but Shannon’s still Queen Of The Castle.
If it isn’t K&D (my thoughts), it’s the rocker chick from last year “bitching to the skanks” to stay away from her hubby. Now he has the dose??? Lol.
Karma – karma – karma 🙂
Insecure girlfriends of the band are a dime a dozen.
I still don’t get the allure of musicians…
ok, they make nice sound.
talent… sure… but to fawn and oogle over someone who can bang/scream/pluck in repeatable timing… ? really?
like ke$hitface wanting someone that looks like Mic Jagger?????
YAK.
Fucking stupid.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_38xe78Detgg/S2YG…
I shoulda learned to play the gee-tar, shoulda learned to play those drums…
>: (
I agree Z3. I’m not a groupie of bands..but a big fan of music. Except that Beiber kid…there’s just something about the way he shakes his head every 2.3 seconds to get his hair out of his face….lol.
Just wait’ll Lindsay “Takes” his virginity. >; )
They auto-tuned him so much that he sounds like a girl when he sings. >.<
years back, when i managed,” the langley beach crowd”, we had problem with groupies like this. doug, the front man and lead songster, was always stoned and didn’t give a fuck who he screwed. it caught up to him one night when we had a packed house, and he got the i gotta go to a doctor blues.
well, after that, his popularity went down, cause word of mouth got it out to the public. and after that, things just kept getting worse, til we finally disbanded in the late 60’s.
a word to the wise here, if it’s free, so is all the other nasties that travel with it. did we ever try to start over later, yes, but it was just a big waste of time. the man was so fucked up on weed, he couldn’t even sing anymore. but it was a ball while it lasted tho. sometimes you had to layer them old things on, 4 layers thick, just to be on the safe side.
the rest of us were lucky, and the chickies got to do it with then stars????
someone needs to fill the water bottle with quick dry cement next time….
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/justin-bieb…
OK, I’m actually wondering if this bitch is directed to me. I was at the Seahorse watching bands and I am a photographer so I always take my camera with me.
I took some pictures of one of the bands…especially the lead singer because I think he’s a hottie…take note of that.
Afterwards I walked towards the stage and a girl stopped me, told me I should back off because I looked desperate and that the lead singer isn’t going home with me anyway. She said it was “friendly advice”.
We found it funny and guess what he DID come home with me…just like he has every night of the 11 years we’ve been living together.
Also, just an fyi…he doesn’t have herpes. Just thought I’d mention that. 🙂
and another note…I realize how stupid this sounds but I fucking hate band wives and girlfriends. I don’t go to every show and I don’t need to make sure everyone in the entire bar knows that “i’m with the band” I don’t act like a bitch to bar staff because they actually (gasp) ask me to pay to get in.
I realize that being a musician is a job and catering to fans is part of it and fuck, if the groupies want to chat with him then go for it. I actually made my boyfriend take off the “in a relationship” status on Facebook because I figure if he seems single he gets more groupies and more merch sales which means more household income for the two of us.
Band wives and girlfriends need to back the fuck off. Nobody gives a shit who you are.
Music can be much more than “banging/screaming/plucking to repeatable timing”. Man, you guys have got to get to some good shows and see what real musicians are like on stage.
Band WAGS! Hanging around watching the mate at work. Who does that? WAGS who have to make sure all the Sweet Connie Wannabe’s can see your smug, insecure ass leave with the performer. Such sophistication!
If you’re dating a musican and you’re jealous, you won’t last as long as a gnat fart or you’ll drive the guy out of his fucking mind. Hub-Unit did sound for decades so I know the routine. It was always the possessive girls who were the most miserable cows – they either got dumped or deballed their men (some who gave up music to spare themselves the constant hassle). Trust is the basis of all relationships and if you don’t have that, you have a handful of air.
You managed the Crowd, Lifey? I’ll betcha we know some of the same circles.
ttfn, bet we know each other too. i was always the one standing to your right side of stage, usually with a hand inside the jacket.
that hand usually held a good friend of mine. we had a few strange cats in those days. as to circles and areas of playing, they did a lot of shit over on the island, then migrated here later on. the last year was the worst, and i regret that i was part of it.
but shit happens, and we all grow older and wiser i think, some less wiser than others. doug is a burned weed head, and will never do sonny again. the last guys we had were pretty good, but still not the origional, even tho they tried pretty hard.
that kind of petered out after a short lived gig or 50. mostly just the army/navy clubs, schools, and a few benifits that we lined up for. we did do the dorchester pen, and springhill, but with the sound they were doing then, they should have been kept there.
i have no idea where any of them are now, and i really don’t care to. i outlived them by name, and went on to do a few other groups in the late 70’s and 80’s, to which i will put no names. simply ecause i don’t want anyone to know, that i had any connection with. maybe i can get back into it again, but doubt it very much. i have had my fun, and banged my share, i don’t want or need that shit anymore.
honey.. i hate to break this to you. But it’s probably not like your guy wasn’t looking for some cheap poon. Don’t think he’s not eating it up with a spoon, sweetie.
Wait wait, do you have to have a 30” waist and like to be pulled by the hair during the act? I remember a band bitch some time ago.
Hayyy gaiiiz, when is the pregnant one gonna have the bb?
Chickie is having a boy! I forget the due date, but the gang is all pretty stoked for her. How’s the schoolin’ stuff going, Donk? learning anything useful?
hey donkster here’s the scoop
http://philologos.org/__eb-tws/images/32ge…
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/245711…
TTFN: you’re right about not lasting long if you’re a jealous wife/gf of a musician. My dad’s a musician and had always been a big hit with the ladies (even now! the older ladies can’t get enough of him, lol), but my mom could care less. She lost interest in following him around to his gigs soon after they got together and just wouldn’t go to them. Once I was born she decided she would rather stay at home with me than go out every weekend and stick me with babysitters. Throughout the 70s/80s/90s he played every single Thurs night, friday night, saturday afternoon and saturday night (and every New Years Eve too) and my mom never once cared who went after him because she was secure enough and had enough trust that he wasn’t going to run around on her. Even when women used to leave him gifts in his car, mom never started in on this jealous shit OP is seemingly seething with.
…and they just celebrated their 29th anniversary, and 31st year of being together as a couple.
Also, TTFN & LS: it’s PROBABLY a safe bet that my dad knows both of y’all 😛
It’s a small world after all…
Herpes notwithstanding, the girls are one of the benefits of the hard work and long hours of practice required to be in a gigging band. If he’s in a relationship it’s up to him to resist that temptation, but the fangirl is well within her right to swoon. In fact, it’s her duty as a fangirl! If you require more explaining as to how this works, go watch Almost Famous.
Merci pg and Ralmn. A boy! that is exciting indeed.
School’s going, that’s about it haha. Learning about diagnosing Gastroenteritis, RTIs and UTIs, yay, kill me now **groan**
I was at a show once too where I had the pleasure of meeting a girlfriend of the band….she came over at one point when all my friends who I was there with (who all were men) left to go use the bathroom and said, ‘Did all your friends ditch you!?’ and I said no and that they just went to the bathroom. She then said, ‘Oooh I thought they all ditched you’ and then she went back to her BF. I was kinda weirded out that this person I don’t know was watching us/me. Then later on I found out she was saying something like I was a ‘rabid fan’ because I guess I was too standing to close to her beloved. A friend who I was with is into DJing so her bf invited us, like a group of 5 of us, up to watch him spin…but I guess I should have known better not to come within a one metre radius of the love of her life!
Mistakes suck after the fact, mistakes suck even more the next morning, mistakes suck to a whole new extent when someone who knows nothing about you other than the fact you had too much to drink on a Sunday night calls you out on them … in mass media.
Hope that flash captured you some good photos, hope your mistake-free life is a fantastic one, and forget about ever seeing the portrait portfolio of a pathetic, loose, herpes ridden groupie desperately pawning herself off as a photographer (I hope I managed to squeeze all my noteworthy qualities in there).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ngg8LFEsbU