Wash your fucking hands you dirt bags. Have some respect for yourself. It only takes a few fucking seconds to wash your dirty fucking dick cheese off your hands! The majority of you pricks are over 50 yrs of age. Have some respect for the guys that have to leave after you grabbing the door handle. Dirty cocksukin’ fuckers. Fuck that pisses me off. When you fuckers do that I feel like running out after you and teaching you some fucking simple manners. Assholes you know who you are!!!! —Pissed Off Public Washroom User
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.
Whoa!Do you blow your father with that mouth?
Ain’t just the door handle in the shitter that gets treated to whatever is on a guy’s trouser trout after being handled. Whatever else is touched after he leaves there is also smeared with smegma. There’s also folks who don’t wash hands after takin’ a dump. Ya can’t control what others do but ya can protect yerself from them. Use paper towel to turn off the dirty taps instead of just washed hands. Use the same paper towel to grab the door handle to avoid the contamination from unwashed hands.
I don’t have dick cheese, I don’t piss on my hands, and I’ll bet that my penis is cleaner than the inside of your mouth.
o.p., you gotta stop sucking on people’s fingers after they piss. with that in mind, yeah, it is kinda disgusting, but not as bad as you are, for licking the fingers.
OP, you really like watching people while in the can, huh?
I ensure to protect myself… that’s all I really can do.
You aren’t going to get people to change their ways at this point…
just let them continue to go about their disgusting lives and wash up like a civilized person.
Dick cheese?? You’d better worry about washing more than your hands then…
what ramblin prose said. I just wish more washrooms had doors that you can push on the way out instead of having to grab the handle. especially ones that have no paper towel.
ffs people, everyone should wash their hands after using the bathroom, I don’t care if you piss on your hands or not. What’s the big deal?
The less I touch in a public washroom, the better. got a small tube of hand sanitizer in my pocket for after I’m out of those places.
So fuckface, you been doing a little cock watching in the pee pee room to come up with your scientific study that the majority of your clients are over 50?
As someone who is well past 50, I always wash my hands after using the bathroom, but from now on I’ll be on the lookout for a cockwatcher with a clipboard wearing a T shirt emblazoned with the logo EL CUNTO!
make sure those laces are tied too..
you don’t want to know what the laces would be touching if they hit the washroom floor….
and what you would ultimately be grabbing as you re-tie them back up again.
I’ll bet they were Navy guys…
In the Army, they teach to to wash your hands after you piss.
In the Navy, they teach you NOT to pee on your hands and keep your dick clean (even at 50+).
And in the Japanese Navy they teach you that bukkake isn’t just for the girls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJrIF7pHyO0
So Ivan…you planning on signing up ?
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk – More-on made a funny.
I bet OP is a gristle grabber, a knob jockey, plays the one eyed piccolo, plays the skin flute, swallows the pork sword, brown hatter, turd burglar – anyone else care to add their terminology?
The things a person learns in the RN.
Mud Butler >: )
Yep, zip up, then wash up. Fairly basic instructions since childhood.
As others have mentioned the door handles are a contaminated area, but paper towel or even TP can be used on those. Perhaps a hand santizer dispenser near the outside of the washroom door would be useful. Though few places would go that far, and they come with their own problems at times.
Sounds like poppy was sloppy.
A very fundamental thing, washing up after using the toilet. Hard to believe people don’t. Then again some fools don’t bother to flush the toilet after using it.
Head cheese sounds like you gots an infection buddy… better go to the doctor and get yourself checked!!!
One of my favourites:
http://people.tribe.net/qat/photos/88b5981…
cool snubiz, that’s a larson i’ve never seen
I had just been thinking of it the other day went looking for it to print and post in the washroom at work!