This is not a manual. In two easy steps, you too can learn how not to leave your pubic hair on the toilet seat.
Number one: Shave or trim your long, curly bastards so they don’t fall onto the seat in the first place.
Number two: If the first option is undesirable to you, simply CHECK THE FUCKING SEAT ONCE YOU STAND UP AND WIPE IT THE FUCK OFF!!!!
This wouldn’t be a biggie if it didn’t happen every day in every public or office toilet. —I’m leaving a hot wax strip in place of your next pube…
This article appears in May 6-12, 2010.
Mine falls off all the time, but do I clean it up? NO, because it is a natural happening occurrence and I like to embrace nature.
yea and don’t wipe your dick on the guest towels for gods sake 🙂
there have been a plethora of pube hating bitches over the last few months. that’s it
All I know is that for some reason I’m hankering for a big bowl of Scott Tennorman chili.
Gross. WTF is wrong with people. Hair is disgusting no matter what part of the body it falls off of. Next time, do a CSI-method of collection and empty it at a crime scene.
I’ll have to stop combing mine out in the washroom.. *sigh*
all i can think of is harold and kumar
Obv those who leave their pubes on public toilet seats don’t look back at the toilet when they get up — this is especially easy in washrooms with automatic flush toilets.
However, it’s not THAT hard, OP, to remove said pube with your foot — I doubt anyone’s doing public grooming in a public loo, so it’s probably just a stray hair or two that got left there.
This wouldn’t be such a problem if more people would embrace the brazilian (female and male), I guess 😀