Speaking of a certain waitress at a pub, why be such a bitch that you give me and my friend plastic cups for our beer pitchers with the meals we ordered, meanwhile the family next us gets glasses with their ICED WATER?!!
Well I hope you enjoyed assuming that we wouldn’t tip you and weren’t worth treating like the other customers.
I’m sure we enjoyed it more when we left your po’ ass with our bill when we dined and dashed. HA! —Justice Served (Not in a Plastic Beer Cup)
This article appears in Nov 10-16, 2011.


Dining and dashing is pretty low. You could have complained about the service and got a discount. Was the service all THAT bad aside from the plastic cups?
Uh huh. If you have a beef take it to the manager. Dining & dashing is a scumbag move. You DID get your beer and any food , did you not? That makes you a thief, asshole.
You dined and dashed because you got plastic cups and another table got real glasses?
Well, this certainly *is* a new low for zurvivor!
Maybe they had no clean ones when it came time to bring your beer out — I’m sure you would’ve bitched about a hold up if they had’ve waited.
Could you have not asked for glasses?
FFS, you’re an asshole, OB.
Oh, and OP, was this before or after heading down to the Grand Parade to bleat about corporate greed and white collar crime going unpunished? In fact, are you the enterprising young “activist” from an earlier bitch, collecting Poppy Cans?
Soooooooooo glad you’re proud of yourself, you fucking waste of space. You probably would have ripped them off without the issue of the plastic cups – what a couple of shit-sucking parasites – that waitress will get a nasty chunk out of her measly wages because of your low-life thievery.
Asshole move … I sure as shit hope you weren’t expecting anyone here would support your actions. If you feel this is an appropriate way to deal with the injustice of a plastic cup … I feel sorry for any child/ren you may have now or later. You’re obviously such a stellar role model.
Well, I guess you showed her. Asshole.
they probably trip old people and hit dogs…fuckfaces cubed
If there is a real service problem, mention it at the time, to give them a chance to change things. Seems you are just looking for a way to excuse your ‘chomp ‘N run’ action.
In some places all pub staff (usually not managers though) loose out from the tip pile to pay for the loss. And do not forget wait staff often end up working in other places and have long memories for faces, and they share info about deadbeats, so you may not be welcome in more than one pub / resto from now on. Hang your head low when you go to any of them.
I love that they titled their bitch “Pub Dining Etiquette” and freely admit that they left without paying for their purchases. Pretty sure that etiquette would call for you to actually speak up about the (horrible, dastardly) plastic cups to your waitress so she could have a chance to rectify the “problem.” It’s nice that you know how to spell big words, now maybe work on their meanings.
….unless the mod titled it for them…..
OP is unanimously voted a scumbag. Someone should swear him in and make a sash or something.
OP publicly confessed to committing a crime. Maybe The Coast should give up their IP address.
don’t give anybody your radical ideas commander^^
I just want to say, there are no rats in the Sonofabitch family. >; )
Fuck you motherfucker. That’s how my chirrun eat and shit. Most places the servers have to pay. Die.
gone are the days of the *walkout fund* gets too expensive
OB< put that bitch in her place. Or speak to the manager. Find a way to get her fired. When you walk into a restaurant, those servers are your own personal slaves....order them around. That's what they are there for.
You jackass!!Over a pitcher?! Maybe it didn;t occur to you that…I don;t know there were none clean? Or maybe she was following the orders of a manager and just doing her job? I think that you are the one who needs schooling in pub etiqette! Ps- Good luck with that karma, dining and dashing is very low! 🙁
So you’re a whiner and a thief, is that what the point of this bitch is?
Justice Served (Not in a Plastic Beer Cup) – You are a self-centered shit sucking honourless bastard thieving son of a bitch.
That would have been much more satisfying, said to your face.
Self admitted thief.
You had no intention of paying OB. You’re just using the service as an excuse for being a low life piece of shit thief.
Why do they call it Dime & Dash ?
Did they leave a dime ?
Due to your gutless, cowardly, low-life actions, I hope you come to enjoy the endless line of Loogie Burgers and pub steak a la snot that will now become your regular dining experience, you waste of skin. Karma’s gonna take a big ole bite out of your thieving ass, you piece of shit.
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OP Your a lowlife, what’s next stealing Poppy Fund cans…choke on your next meal.
Woohoo Painy!! What did I win?? What did I win??
You win this, Vastie >; )
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Ohhh..um….wow…yeah yeah, no…thanks…really…umm..hey listen…um..not that I don’t appreciate the gesture, because I REALLY DO…but..um…do you think anyone would mind if I sorta…well..y’know…maybe sent that back?….I mean, it’s nice and all, don’t get me wrong, but…uh…well…it’s got those cheap plastic glasses….I…I just can’t bring myself to drink out of those things. Yea but, thanks though. lol
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ahhhh now yer talkin’ sister! lol
Don’t Bogart that pitcher, my friend>: ). I got no problem with the plastic glasses but the sight of sebastien’s Ben-wa balls really made my gorge rise.
Is THAT what those were?! …Erp…
From this day forward, I do so solemnly swear that I will never play ‘cups’ again. *retch*
One time I went to a restaurant and we were served small little cups instead of the larger regular size because there weren’t any clean regular ones. This didn’t irk me…
That’s because you, dear Mel, like most of us here and UNLIKE the douchebag OB, have coping skills. Adapt and overcome. Shit, I’d just start chugging right from the pitcher. I wouldn’t care.
And nice use of the word “irk” btw. So rare that one gets a chance to use it. 😉
This was a pre-meditated dine and dash, they were just looking for an excuse and no matter how feeble they were getting one.
Real fucking classy, OP.
Seems as if all the choice phrases are taken so I’ll settle for; not nice.
Some places only give plastic cups with pitchers of beer, because as people drink, they tend to knock glasses over, or drop them, and plastic doesn’t break.
If you wanted glasses, you should have tried asking for them, like an adult, instead you acted like a child and ran off without paying.