To my nagging insecurities, kindly fuck off. I have been crippled by you for far too long. I have let my self-doubt and perceived inadequacies control my life for god knows how long – and for what? You have not benefited me in any aspect and you have made me think I am less than the kind hearted, awesome, loving individual that I have come to know myself to be. So, you fucking shitty voice in the back of my head, whispering negativity like white noise: I’m done. Fuck you. I’m better than this. —Turtle Bacon
This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2011.
mmmmmmm turtle bacon….. the other other white meat!!
Good for you OP. Great Bitch!
Sucks has some white meat for ya…..
I do believe this is the rarely mentioned gremlin wheelie’s been talking about in days of yore..
http://www.running-foodie.com/wp-content/u…
box that bastard up.
this could be almost anyone, but i think maybe someone with wheels.if i’m right, dude, fuck the rest of the woirld, be you, just like i’m me, and let no one, stop you from being who you are, or want to be. if you do, then all is lost, and the dark force wins. fight it, and let yourself be free.
It’s hard, OP. Trust me.
Even the most confident amongst us struggle with this shit to the point of self sabotage.
If you ever find yourself about to post a bitch about yourself, go to the mirror and say “I’m an attention whore, I’m an attention whore,I’m an attention whore.”
Chris “Lave Britney Alone! Crocker will appear behind you and put you out of our misery.
Buy an SUV, OB.
Multiple personalities OP? Or maybe it’s your unborn twin stuffed back inside your head that’s talking.