Ok so heres the deal ………I’m walking through the mall and what do i get ASS in the face some lil PROST-A-TOT bent over an the jewelry counter with her ASS on blast WTF is that sh**!!! I mean really it seems that those 16 something girls out there have no shame or class. Skirts are getting smaller and smaller and IQ’s are dropping lower and lower it’s bad enough that they have no shape what so ever an they think the more skin the show the sexier they are……….But NOOOOOOO!!!!! i have to the deal with ASS in the face from these Prost-A-tots NOW!!!!!GOD!!!! lil girls did you ever think the guys that are looking at you are actually looking at you an saying OMG…….WHAT IS THAT?……..I mean really u got no shape so what exactly are u showing off and if u got a flat ass hunny wear jeans with higher pockets on none other wise u end up with what we call a con-tin-uing ASS which means your back just continues straight one down to your legs……NO LADY LUMPS…. ewwww…And BootyDO lord DO NOT get me started…If u tummy stick our further then u booty do then spend the extra money of that lil piece of fabric that your wearing and cover that sh** up….yall drink to much and the wonder y u fat …….alcohol has a crazy about of fat in it… i swear we must have the most out of shape women in canada….I guess thats what happens when u have the most bars per cap in all of Canada….one more thing tighs do not make big girls look skinny no one should wear them the 80’s was murdered b4 y the hell is it back in full effect ….can u breath in those tight ass jeans and how dose a man not die from pain wearing them, an u look like a dame duck wit rat legs on ….noot tapered jeans ….they were Rat Legs B4 and changing the name dose not make them better………..peace
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Such a worthy comment you had to post it to the web site three times, eh?
Huh? * scratching head *
I guess people think the posts will go directly up to the website, and don’t know I have to OK them. They don’t see it, so they post it again, then again, and sometimes again, again, again and again. I only post the one, of course, but it’s annoying.
No it’s not that Web Site Nazi, it’s the lack of comprehension by me on the post itself. I can deal with some text abbreviation, but Christ almighty the grammar is horrible.
Jesus fucking christ that was bleak.
Gawd, I hate these verbal spews. You can almost hear the retching after the first sentence. I wish to fuck people would be more concise rather than ramble on and on in one long eye-bending paragraph. These are the sort of posts that create short attention spans.
There should be a ‘Law’ against meth-heads posting. Maybe Coyotex can initiate something?
Holy Crap! Alcohol has fat in it? What kind do you suppose…olive oil? Or something much worse like bacon?
That was so random and incoherent I thought it was really one of those 3-D pictures, you know the ones that if you stare long enough at it you’ll see somthing completly different. I really think this guy is a genius and that’s it’s me that can’t see clearly yet. Tim- The “Tale of Two Cities” story was really good BTW.
When I read this bitch I started laughing out loud just thinking about the hiliarious comments it would generate and I was right. I will chuckle all day about this one!
Tasha, not only does alcohol have fat in it, it “has a crazy about of fat in it” Betchy’all didn’t know that.
Oh and by the way, I could have typed BTW, but I chose not to, trying to set a bit of an example here, St. John’s N.L. has the most bars per ” cap” and chicks on the rock are Hawt, ooops I meant hot. Go spend some time leafing through a dictionary or a thesaurus you preschooler.
It’s like drinking liquid bacon, Poop. Imagine that….I guess that explains why I have four chins. So glad we have ‘J-Roc’ here to set us straight…..peace out.
This reeks of Ginger.
I really can’t read enough of this to know what the bitch is actually about, but I did get enough of a sense to say WTF…
I think this poorly worded and spelled trainwreck is about how teenaged girls dress like sluts and wear clothes that are far from flattering on their body type. I could be wrong though, this is probably a complaint about how much porn Canada customs seizes.
Look, we all know what this is about, but it doesn’t really matter.And hey, if Degrassi the Next Generation is any indication, we’re going to be seeing a lot more teenage ass before we see less of it.
That was hard to read! Since when does alcohol have fat in it????? Yes, CALORIES, but not FAT! The op sounds a bit shallow, complaining about all the women in this area being “out-of-shape”!
This post, like so many posts before it, has opened my eyes, my mind and yes, even my cold, cold heart. It says everything I ever wanted to say, but was afraid. When the OP said “the 80’s was murdered b4 y the hell is it back in full effect”, it brought tears to my eyes. When the OP said “they were Rat Legs B4 and changing the name dose not make them better”, I felt like I was born anew.Bravo, OP, and thank you, thank you, thank GOD for you… the wind beneath my wings.
And thank God for you Qwerty: here’s to another terrible brainworm. First, Michael Bolten, now Bette Midler? Whattaya tryin’ to do to me woman?I must say, though, I do agree. These words are poetry…pure poetry. As if touched by fairy magic….or descended from upon high by the gentle brush of angel’s wings….or from friendly smurfs cavorting with unicorns. Well, you get my drift. Just who IS this wordsmith anyway? Will the world ever really know and appreciate? I wonder….
Oh Tash *sigh* You complete me.What I REALLY wanted to say to the OP is this:I want to push you around, and I will, and I will.I want to push you-oo down, and I will, and I will.
Ouch that smarts… * lower lip quivering * Qwerty does this mean what I think it means…???
I’m a giant puzzle with a bunch of pieces missing.
I’m gonna do my best to use the word “bootyDO” in a sentence today.
Thanks a lot for the earworm’ (I remembered that it’s ‘earworm’ not ‘brainworm’; brainworm is what you get when you eat Maple Leaf bologna…) Here’s a little ditty for ya:Talking awayI don’t know what I’m to sayI’ll say it anywaytoday’s another day to find youShying awayI’ll be coming for you love O.K.Take on me/Take me on/ I’ll be gone/ in a day or twoooooooooooooooooooooooooo………You’re welcome.
I thought brainworm was what made dogs drag their butts across the floor. No wait, that’s ringworm.Ah well. You know the rules and so do I (do I, do I). A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You would not get that from any other guy.I just want to tell you how I’m feeling, try to make you understand:Never gonna give this up, bitches! Ooh yeah!
Nice FG reference Qwert. Beav, I think the world would be a better place if we all tried to use the word “bootyDO” more often.
Hey – there’s bootydo in my chocolate! And there’s chocolate in my bootydo!
That’s called bootydoody.
Looks like a whole lot of education went into typing up this Bitch. But they’ve got a point!
Wait a sec. What’s FG, Tasha? I thought that was Rick Astley that Qwerty was quoting. Or was that a different post?Puzzle, with pieces missing… Qwerty, are you Leroy Brown? Oh, wait, wrong decade. Sorry. :PAnyway, reading the OP was akin to getting a frying pan in the skull, I’m afraid, and yet, I find myself in agreement. Kids, pull up your pants.
I don’t know what FG either is, but I thought everyone else did so I didn’t want to sound stupid. There’s an extremely elevated intellectual standard set here by the OP, of which I just didn’t want to publicly fall short.
It either means Floyd’s Girl (Qwerty) or Family Guy.
Yeah, Floyd’s right, I meant Family Guy; Brian does a great rendition of that Rick Ass-ly song that Qwerty was quoting.
Ahhhh. I am so stupid.What must our glorious OP think of me.*hanging head in shame*Tash outwits, outsmarts and outreferences me yet again.
Tasha couldn’t out-wit a paper bag. Relax, Qwerty. You’re still the Big Mama around here *wink*
Speaking of Big Mama, where’s Big Papa?? Does anyone else suspect that Miles (from hhme) and Hedgy have run off on a secret vacation together?
Aw shucks *blushing*I mean, er.. don’t talk about Tash that wayI mean, er… *sigh* it’s come to this?Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am…Yeah, where the eff is Miles??? Vacationing, or other such shenanigans?
*muffled distant voice*: Um, could someone help me please? I, um, seem to be stuck in this paper bag….it’s kinda wet in here….I don’t like it….
I’ve been wondering about that little Hedgyhog, too. Maybe she found a little boy to scurry off and make adorable rodent babies with? Maybe they’ll post pictures on Facebook.
Maybe she got told off one too many times after one of her lengthy rants. I recall a few people got pretty irritated with her, spiky lil thing…
Jam, I just figured hedgy, and a lot of others have been on vacation for the past few weeks… Hopefully back soon… Hedgy made a lot of good posts…Tasha, don’t let that troll Kay bother you… I know that a lot of others,,, in addition to myself,,, absolutely love your style on the Coast…
Agreed Floyd. Most posts happen at work, so vacation season means slow Bitch season.
Thanks Floyd! I worry not about such things…and Kay, you’re right actually; Qwerty IS still Big Mama! The only place that I want to be Big Mama is in my own house. And even then, it takes me three stiff drinks to rise to the challenge! ; )
FTR, I wasn’t chiming in about the T.vs.Q. thing that kay was trying to create… It was the paper bag remark, which as far as I could see was totally unprovoked and uncalled for… Typical…Jealous and spiteful old witch that she is…
All we need are 3 more supreme court justices and we can overturn T vs Q!!!! Go McCain!!!Oh wait, I’m splicing again. Too much CSpan.
And Jammie when you say you always abhorred my musical taste, but it made you pine for me no less…I am sure you couldn’t be referring to anything much from 1974-78 either…Beyond then, very little in rock music has done that much for me…
All before my time Floyd…
Its OK bud, no one chooses when to be born.. (as far as I know)…Anyway, I’m thinking why these FLILF’s when there are much younger FD’s ILF… (First Daughters) around…I am off to bed now to dream about Jenna’s Bush… Hope she’s the pretty one…
Oh Jenna.Sometimes I feel I’ve got to Run away I’ve got to Get away From the pain that you drive into the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere And I’ve lost my light For I toss and turn I can’t sleep at night
Qwerty… If you liked Biden’s hawt wife, then you’d have to agree when I say that McCain’s wife would make a nice FLILF…And did you see his new running-Veep today… This guy figures..” If I’m going to lose the election, I might as well get as much young ass as I can in the meantime…”Now there’s a threesome that most old religious republicans only dream about… and jerk off to…
I shake my head. If John McCain and VP Helmet Hair win, women are SCREWED!I heart Joe Biden. And Beau Biden. And Mama Biden.
I thought most old religious Rebublicans mostly jerked off thinking about lynchings and bringing back debtor’s prisons?
And gay sex in men’s washrooms at truckstops.
Yes, and airports. Most Republicans seem to take a broad stance against that sort of thing publicly. And for it privately.
I usually frown on doing this kind of thing… but… good story:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet
McCain’s wife? Hmmm… Baptist Barbie, that’s the stuff all dreams are made of, or at least Floyd’s crusty tissue dreams. Biden’s wife – not too shabby. Palin is pretty, but not pro-choice and that’s enough to make me gag. Now Laura Bush, she’s a hottie. Her cock-eyed bedroom look melts me. I want to roll her in Oil of Iraq and romance her Repug style while I squeal like a piggy.
Plonk, I’ve been sitting here thinking about whether you’d be more of a Hillary Humper or a Babs Bush Banger,,, and I came to the conclusion, you would likely have to do them both…
When I was a little kid, I used to rub my pants while looking at pictures (in Life Magazine) of Lady Bird Johnson… It wasn’t so much that she was attractive,,, as that some other kids told me she was called that because she had a lady bird…
I’d like to sleep with Hillary but I’m not sure if I could manage to move aside her frank n beans without gagging.
Floyd, I was about to say that your ass is almost a genius, but after reading your second comment, I’m starting to think you’re one sick puppy.I’m off to do some reading on how to handle bipartisan relations, Barry White style. If I come across any lady bird pics I’ll be sure to send them your way.
Suddenly LTWWB qualifies as entertainment. Right on
I think Floyd is probably handling his bipartisans right now. Maybe he’s thinking about a broad stance in an airport.
Mama still tells about how Papa used to cry out “Mamie” at the MOST in-opportune of times…
Jammie what is your foot doing on my side of the stall…
*tap tap tap*
Ohhhhhhhh Flooooooyyyyyyydiiiiieeee
heeeeeerrrrre floydie floydie floydie*tap tap tap*
* Lights: Up… Camera’s: On… Mic… In your face*I’m Wolf Blizter here Live in the bathroom of Denver Airport where we have just successfully carried out a sting operation entrapping Congressman Jammie… Back to you Anderson…
Anderson: OK Mr Jammie, as soon as you pull up your pants, can you tell us why did you do it..???
Jammie: uhhhh….i was thinking about Hilary’s frank n beans…..and i got a little carried away….and then i thought about her husband’s cigar….and then i thought about his nose….and jesus h christ… the next thing tat popped into my head was barbara’s bush and iwas going over the edge…and then i heard floydie here sit down next door… and i remembered how he used to sing me to sleep… singing “There a room somewhere with a different look, Where your secret life is an open book, Where the love we made was a chance we took”, ohhhhhhh floydie
Anderson: They don’t pay me enough to do this job Wolf.Wolf: I hear ya Andy… Last word to the wayward (and soon-to-be fomer) congressional guy… Mr J..???
OK fucker, don’t you recognize genius when you see it? That song was Ladybird, referencing your strking sesion mentioned below, and toally appropriate to the idea of secret bathroom trysts.WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND MY BRILLIANCE?????*Congressman J throws himself over the balcony*
Wolf: That’s a wrap Andy,,, jeez every time someone mentions Lady Bird Johnson, I get some major wood… What say we do a few lines, get some beer, and go troll for hookers…Ande: Wolf we’re still on the air…Wolf: Goodnight…
Just thought I’d interject for a sec. I thought the lyrics ref was quite witty. Please unfling yourself from the balcony- the world is a better place with you in it.As you were, gents.
Floyd: Jam are you saying that “There a room somewhere with a different look, Where your secret life is an open book, Where the love we made was a chance we took”, is Ladybird…??Wolf: Oh no… here we go again..
Congressman J: Yes Floyd. it’s that old Tears for Fears tune you sused to sing t me. but I know you were always really a classic rock guy, so your recall of Bachman Turner Overdrive lyrics is probably much better:”Black witches sing their verses, Of charms, hexes and curses, They tried to take out my eyes, But I don’t have to hide, I don’t have to hide”I always abhorred your musical taste, but it made me pine for you no less…Don’t hide Floydie. Come out of the washroom. Kay won’t take out your eyes.
Me… not a Tears for Fears guy really… Wrong decade… BTO…meh…The tunes I know by heart were mostly recorded between 1968-73… True classics.. already timeless…
Knock three timesOn the bathroomstallfloor if you wa-ant meTwice on the toiletIf the answer is noIf for no other reason, I hope Obama gets elected so we can see what kind of hijinks his little girls get into over the next 8 years. They seem feisty, and full of saucy, saucy potential.Like one of them might one day punch Ann “Ass Polyp” Coulter in the back of the head, live on the O’Reilly Factor.Like Chelsea, but with personality.(I heart you Chelsea! Call me!)
Bugger! I missed out on the dusky bathroom stall action. I could have put on my leather chaps and generated some George Michael. Floyd, forget about Jenna’s Bush – I want you to be my father figure till the end of time.I’m the pretty one. I’m the pretty one.
I had the voyeur’s eye view, and it was a sordid, sordid scene. Not for the faint of heart. Let’s just say there was some bumpaddling involved.
Better than the 2 girls 1 cup marathon. Yeesh.
I’ve been afraid to look at that one. I believe that there’s some things that I wasn’t meant to see.
I JUST figured out who VP McHelmetHair reminds me of – all day yesterday I couldn’t put my finger on it – but she is the SPITTING IMAGE of the nurse in the movie “Road Trip” who stuck her finger’s up Stifler’s ass at the sperm bank.Don’t watch the video, Tash. Wiki it.
Glad you finally put your finger on it (or ‘in’ it?) Are you talking about Heather Wilson? Isn’t she a hunter? Better watch out- she’ll pop a cap in yo ass.Re: my wiki search…I feel all cold and shuddery….my poor fragile mind…
Picking Palin as VP reminds me of picking Rona Ambrose as Minister of the Environment. Although Ambrose didn’t have helmet hair she sure reminded me of a drag queen impersonating Kirstie Alley.
Hey nice catch, Phlonk (oops, I fell on the floor drunk). I completely wiped the fugly mug of that cunty cunt who redefined smug from my memory. GRRRRR I hate that cunt. And she TOTALLY had helmet hair.Re: Palin, like women are so retarded we’d be like “Oh look, here’s a woman! I’ll vote for her!”
VP McHelmetHair reminds me of the nurse in this clip:www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQpNMjZb3Y&feature=related
I wonder what happened to the CaT LaDy from the Darkside…??? Here’s hoping she’s not stuck up a tree somewhere… K/chmpk…!Nice video Qwert… Hawter than that Alaskan dame