Read in the paper today that two clowns got nabbed for vandalizing a pile of businesses on Quinpool, an 18 and a 19 year old. Their ‘art’ basically amounted to them ‘throwing up’ their tags all over the place. I forget how much damage they did but apparently it was in about 30 places or so. Feeling smug now, punks? —Cranky
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.
Now make them clean that shit up using their own cleaning materials.
If they can afford paint, they can appreciate what the cleanup costs are.
Make them clean that shit up with a bottle of bleach and their own tongues. Then amputate their thumbs. Woo Hoo – bring on sharia law.
Some double-Y chromosome toss-rag with a belly full of jager-bombs and a cranium packed with distilled shit took umbrage with one of our windows and decided to “Kickitsfuckinass!” in the wee hours of the morning. A good citizen notified the local constabulary and charges will definitely be laid, so big, mad love goes out to anonymous superheroes AND the Thin Blue Line, both.
sorry to hear that captain, how was the parade?
It was fun. The lad I work with had to threaten physical violence if I didn’t stop undulating to Rhianna tunes in front of our intact window. It occurred to me afterward, this is the one day of the year that it’s okay for a child to accept candy from a priest in hot pants.
“undulating to Rhianna tunes”
was it your whole body?
or just your arms?
tell me it was just your arms…
definitely the lesser of two evils.
The bad news – full body dry heave.
The worse news – I’m a short hair from turning 50, so I’m not that limber anymore.
The good news – I forgot my chapstick so I couldn’t do Buffalo Bill’s Dance when the drag queen float went by.
you really dance like this dontcha admiral^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_DF2Af3LM
Worse. Much, much worse. Roooooooooo.