Your coffee tastes like shit because you never clean anything and i’ve been putting all the crumbs from your messes into your coffee maker. Learn to maintain, replace and restore the things you take, consume and destroy. Your life isn’t tragic enough to wear sunglasses in a basement apartment on a cloudy day either, tool. —When I move out, it’s because of you
This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2013.
Ah the joys of roommatehood. I once shacked up with an anal-retentive crumb-Nazi like you. Careful asshole, If you accidentally sweep up something toxic in your haste to contaminate his coffee, you could be up on some serious charges. You sound like the shitturd here. Your roomie sounds normal and cool. http://i.imgur.com/qQaRi.gif
Where’s the sun, Hollywood?!
I love the justifications for avoiding an adult conversation, OP.
Maybe talk to this douche before spiking her coffee?
The joys of living by yourself, if you don’t like the mess, just yell at yourself, lol
‘… i’ve been putting all the crumbs from your messes into your coffee maker…’
Wow. passive-aggressive behavior at its finest. What’s your next trick – fricasseeing your next roomie’s pet rabbit?
Crumb Nazi – good one, no_fool – I worked for an idiot like that for 10 years.
Agreed with TT.. WHEN you move out? Why don’t you make that right the fuck now if this is so intolerable? This is only a few steps down from poisoning a person and only half a step up from junior high.
In the adult world, if someone pisses you off, you tell them. You don’t play games with their appliances.
You both need to grow up.
I panicked, I thought my cat wrote this about me until the “basement apartment” part. No way would I ever live on the murder-level! Those sunglasses are prescription sir!
Maybe the roommate buys cheap coffee. Not the type of coffee you’d be in Toluca Lake.
“I thought my cat wrote this about me”
He lacks opposable thumbs, yet he opposes everything. ♥
I hate when you move in with someone who says they are clean and very ‘roomate-able’.. then you move in and they are happy one day, cranky the next and have no problem with letting dishes pile up long enough to attract fruit flies. Leave piss on the toilet seats, leave their place just disgusting. And you end up, sometimes, stuck in the situation until you can afford to get out. I agree with the poster.. Roomates who can’t clean and don’t even seem to realize they’re a disaster, SUCK. Good call on the coffee crumbs hahaha