So, you get attention without having to risk a thing, to judge and profit from the clowns in that circus every night. You once asked me out to salsa dance – I turned you down -thought you wanted me as your wingwoman. If I was wrong – and you’re still interested, break out of that oaken jail and let’s finally have some fun. Last call, mister. —Gauntlet Thrower
This article appears in Oct 16-22, 2014.

