What is the difference between a luxury vehicle and a porcupine? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside 🙂
BMW joke and obviously not all people…but if you have paid over 50k for your car and do not have bluetooth I want to punch you in the face. Seriously…fuck me already…spend $250 and get the whole kick ass built in system your car is pre-set up for.
Anyone driving cars under 50K I completely understand you can’t spend the $4 dollars to buy a wired headset from the dollar store for your GD phone. Yea you’re a cheap fucker too! I don’t get as mad as seeing Range Rover Roger not signalling and breaking in the middle of buck fuck no where for fuck know why because his nanny is asking him what he wants him to make the kids for supper.
—Razzing Range Rover Roger
This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2009.


How about the dried up old retired farts that aim those block long fucking Lincolns and shove their way through traffic without so much as a signal as they zigzag the lanes?
C’mon, let’s get real- his Nanny is talking dirty to him.
Until those blue whatevers, or ear bud inserts…I call all of them Borg implants ! Until they work out the bugs & allow us to get the real cool Borg implants, you know the ones with lasors, & wild limb attachments, cool loking eye replacement devices. I’m not wasting my money buying no dumb poser borg ear piece !
I’m just going to continue to keep my celphone in my empty coffee cup & pretend I’m drinking a coffee & talking to myself , when I’m driving 😉
Sorry…I’m one of these assholes…but I try not to talk unless it’s for work or child related conversations….and I don’t mean what is little Johnny eating for diner or what am I going to wear to work conversations.
Sorry anyway
Did you really just put an ASCII smiley face in a bitch? REALLY?
Real Chick…so it begs the question if you are actually one why have you not A. bought a cellphone that is bluetooth enabled & B. bought the package for your phone. I got one for like $150 that clips on my visor and does everything the one the dealership wanted to charge me $400 for.
NL’s greatest export let’s assume he didn’t want to truly offend those in their nice cars and the ASCII smiley allows people to call others pricks and get away with it cause they are “jk”
But now I want to ask you why didn’t you just type 🙂 instead of the ASCII smiley…pretentious much 😉 no wait :)..no fuck that, your post was useless?
Suppose us second class car citizens should make do with the second best option out there….. real nice. Excuse me for not investing in a condo of a vehicle that depreciates value faster than Citibank stock.
Personally, it bugs me when people are on cell’s… but if they’d use their signals properly, I’d at least know in which lane I’m about to die.
zZz
The assumption is that those who have the disposable income to spend on 50k+ cars have the money to invest in some form of bluetooth …w/e they want really.
inferiority complex much?
If you drive a 15k car you may not have that sort of $ to drop $400 on a set up for your car.
Truthx2 be told if you spend over 50k on a car you are wasting your money considering the same car but last years model will sell for 10-20k less.
Regardless I agree that any pretentious bitch/ass who won’t invest in simple thing like bluetooth is a careless prick.
Inferiority complex much?
Bluetooths suck and people wearing them look like dorks.
truthx2…. doi. though can you really put a price on life? $400 bucks in a sub-15k car…
what’s abnormal about that?
gps is about $200, cd/mp3/whatever player $100, hell, even ‘fly’ rims are more than that and I’ve seen em on a cavalier.. or sunfire…. or echo. Never a Geo though… wonder why that is.
anyhoo, I digress because I’ve forgotten my point.
Bro Tim – no one is talking about the ear pieces…well cept you.
and zZz you forgot your point because you never have one.